Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE
Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE

Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candles

Astrology Large Soy Candles - CRUDE AND RUDE

Regular price $25.95

WARNING!!!

YOU MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!!

Ok, Lets be honest - we all know these types of people.

Give the gift that says it all!

See below for what will be on the label;

Aquarius

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Aries

You are the pioneer type and think that most people are dickheads. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

Cancer

You are sympathetic and understanding of people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a damn. Everybody in prison is a cancer.

Capricorn

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should see a shrink!

Gemini

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard/bitch.

Leo

You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and can’t tolerate honest criticism. Leo people are thieving and mother fuckers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.

Libra

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are MIA. Most libra women are TBC. All libras die of venereal disease.

Pisces

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are followed by the FBI or CIA. You have no influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a dipshit.

Sagittarius

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are not worth the time of day.

Scorpio

The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murderers.

Taurus

You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Your nothing but a dam pain in the arse.

Virgo

You are the logical type and hate discord. This nit picking is sickening to your friends. You’re unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos are good bus drivers and pimps.