115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand | Funny Quote Cards
24 morally bankrupt messages to use every single day
There's nothing better than a beautifully shaped box filled with sweet naughtiness. Little Defamations are the perfect gift for adults of all ages. Each themed pack is filled with 24 juicy messages that will defame, demean and delight. To make sure they remain erect at all times (unlike some things) the box comes complete with a wooden display stand. Whack them beside your bed, in the dunny or the lounge room and discover that inappropriate thoughts are the perfect elixir for everything.
These Little Defamations are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly paper.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand | Funny Quote Cards
Nothing is under control and that’s okay. Just take a chill pill and use these 24 quotations of sarcasm and snarkiness to get you through the chaos.
There's nothing better than a beautifully shaped box filled with sweet naughtiness. Little Defamations are the perfect gift for adults of all ages.
Each themed pack is filled with 24 juicy messages that will defame, demean and delight. To make sure they remain erect at all times (unlike some things) the box comes complete with a wooden display stand.
Whack them beside your bed, in the dunny or the lounge room and discover that inappropriate thoughts are the perfect elixir for everything.
These Little Defamations are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly paper.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Happy Straya Day. Yep, we have our own lingo down under.
Fair dinkum! If ya got red hair, we call you blue.
It's just the way we work. So, if you want to talk like a "Hemsworth", this is exactly what you need in your backpack.
This ripping sky red (lol) box is stuffed with 24 classic Aussie slang; Crikey, before you can say, "Stone the bloody crows", you'll be yakking away in fluent 'Strine'.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words.
Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame.
They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time.
The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
What the Fuck? has 24 messages for the Mondays in your life.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words.
Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame.
They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time.
The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Sometimes you can't help yourself. You see or hear something so silly, so absurd, so, well, dumb that it causes you to shake your head in wonder that the culprit has a licence to do anything.
In short, stupidity reveals your inner vixen. There's nothing better than laughing at the foolishness of others. Care factor Zero gives you 24 reckless messages so ludicrous; you'll laugh, cry and snort all at the same time.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words.
Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame.
They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time.
The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on?
Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh!
To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words.
Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame.
They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time.
The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Are you f*cking serious?
Yes, we are. Dumb things are a universal language; they make you want to shake your head in amazement, close your eyes and hope the offending person has gone or laugh at the well, madness.
This un-f*cking believable box of 24 indisputably inappropriate sayings is naughty, sarcastic and nice all simultaneously. In the words of the former tennis superstar and brat John John McEnroe: You cannot be serious!
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words.
Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame.
They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time.
The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
I Shit You Not has 24 inappropriate thoughts for almost everyone in your life.
our shit.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words.
Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame.
They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time.
The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
For F*ck's Sake has 24 messages for those times when you lose your shit.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words.
Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame.
They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time.
The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday, you prick.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday, you queen of fucking everything.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
