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  • What The Fuck - book

    2 in stock

    115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details. Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.

    2 in stock

    $12.95

  • Defamations Cards - I smell old people

    6 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. I smell old people, oh, wait, that's you..... Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    6 in stock

    $5.95

  • Mini Cards (1pc)

    Mini Cards (1pc)

    117 in stock

    🌈✨ A Little Burst of Colour Goes a Long Way! ✨🌈 Choose from 24 mini cards that will add a splash of joy to any occasion! Celebrate life with this colourful collection of fun and playful cards, perfect for every special moment. Featuring: 🎨 Striking illustrations 🎨 A strong, bold colour palette 🎨 Hand-drawn typography 🎨 Quirky, positively brilliant messages of life, love, and celebration Whether you're spreading cheer or sending a heartfelt note, these mini cards will surely bring a smile to anyone's face. Dive into our collection and find the perfect card for every celebration! #CelebrateLife #ColourfulCards #FunAndPlayful #SpreadJoy #MelsMeltingMoments #LismoreShopping #SupportLocal

    117 in stock

    $1.00

  • COCKTAILS, SHOTS & SHENANIGANS

    COCKTAILS, SHOTS & SHENANIGANS

    2 in stock

    115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details. Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works. In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.

    2 in stock

    $12.95

  • Defamations Cards - RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD FOR A PRICK

    Defamations Cards - RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD FOR A PRICK

    3 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday, you prick. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    3 in stock

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - QUEEN OF FUCKING EVERYTHING RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD

    Defamations Cards - QUEEN OF FUCKING EVERYTHING RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD

    7 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday, you queen of fucking everything. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    7 in stock

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - FUCKER RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD

    Defamations Cards - FUCKER RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD

    6 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. Friend you are simply and utterly amazing! I am so lucky to celebrate this special day with you. Kind, loving and special - you are extraordinary! I hope you always remember, I'll always fucking love you. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    6 in stock

    $6.95

  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - GOOD FRIENDS RUDE FRIENDSHIP CARD

    Defamations Cards - GOOD FRIENDS RUDE FRIENDSHIP CARD

    1 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    1 in stock

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - SASSY THINKING OF YOU CARD - WINE BOTTLE

    Defamations Cards - SASSY THINKING OF YOU CARD - WINE BOTTLE

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Did you know 36 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? I know fitness is your passion. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - THIS CARD IS YOUR PRESENT RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD

    Defamations Cards - THIS CARD IS YOUR PRESENT RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. Note: this card is also your present. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $5.95

  • Last stock! Heart of Darkness - 24 card pack

    Heart of Darkness - 24 card pack

    1 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand | Funny Quote Cards 24 morally bankrupt messages to use every single day  There's nothing better than a beautifully shaped box filled with sweet naughtiness. Little Defamations are the perfect gift for adults of all ages. Each themed pack is filled with 24 juicy messages that will defame, demean and delight. To make sure they remain erect at all times (unlike some things) the box comes complete with a wooden display stand. Whack them beside your bed, in the dunny or the lounge room and discover that inappropriate thoughts are the perfect elixir for everything. These Little Defamations are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly paper.

    1 in stock

    $17.95

  • Last stock! FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - THE FUCKENING

    FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - THE FUCKENING

    1 in stock

    115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book We are all sinners. If you love a laugh, dropping the f-bomb, innuendos and sarcasm, then this book is for you. Perfect for when life is not going so well, for giving to your best friend, husband, wife, boss, your grown-up kids or the dickhead down the road that has driven you nuts for years.

    1 in stock

    $12.95


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