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  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - Hope your birthday is filled with lots of love, laughter & cock* cake - friggin autocorrect

    Defamations Cards - Hope your birthday is filled with lots of love, laughter & cock* cake - friggin autocorrect

    1 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    1 in stock

    $4.00

  • Last stock! R18 - Just Be You - Magnet

    R18 - Just Be You - Magnet

    1 in stock

    85 x 85 mm | Square magnet Just be you, and if people don't like it, well, fuck them. TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

    1 in stock

    $5.00

  • R18 - F*CK WHAT THEY THINK - 24 card pack

    R18 - F*CK WHAT THEY THINK - 24 card pack

    2 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand When your "give a f*ck" is broken but your "go fuck yourself" is still fully functional. When your dream job is driving the karma bus. When Rule Number 1 is F*ck What They Think. ...then this is the perfect Little Defamations card pack for you. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    2 in stock

    $12.00

  • Defamations Cards - Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true

    Defamations Cards - Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true. No matter what the fuck happens I'll always stand by you. Whenever the fuck you need me, just call. If you need fucking anything at all, I'll always be there. Right up until the fucking end. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - Sometimes you're a dickhead but your my dickhead + I love you.

    Defamations Cards - Sometimes you're a dickhead but your my dickhead + I love you.

    Out of stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. Sometimes you're a dickhead but your my dickhead + I love you. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    Out of stock

    $4.00

  • Last stock! R18 - Inner Peace - Magnet

    R18 - Inner Peace - Magnet

    1 in stock

    85 x 85 mm | Square magnet The path to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem. TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

    1 in stock

    $5.00

  • R18 - Word Of The Day - Magnet

    R18 - Word Of The Day - Magnet

    3 in stock

    85 x 85 mm | Square magnet Word of the day: Exhaustipated [adjective]. Too tired to give a shit. TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

    3 in stock

    $5.00

  • Defamations Cards - Me: "Siri, remind me to go to the gym." Siri: "I've added gin to your shopping list." Happy birthday.

    Defamations Cards - Me: "Siri, remind me to go to the gym." Siri: "I've added gin to your shopping list." Happy birthday.

    3 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Me: "Siri, remind me to go to the gym." Siri: "I've added gin to your shopping list." Happy birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    3 in stock

    $4.00

  • Last stock! R18 - For F*ck's Sake - 24 card pack

    R18 - For F*ck's Sake - 24 card pack

    1 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand For F*ck's Sake has 24 messages for those times when you lose your shit. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    1 in stock

    $12.00

  • Defamations Cards - It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits! Happy birthday my friend.

    Defamations Cards - It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits! Happy birthday my friend.

    7 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits! Happy birthday my friend. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    7 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - God grant me the serenity to accept idiots the way they are, the courage to maintain my self-control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go directly to jail.

    Defamations Cards - God grant me the serenity to accept idiots the way they are, the courage to maintain my self-control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go directly to jail.

    2 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope God grant me the serenity to accept idiots the way they are, the courage to maintain my self-control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go directly to jail. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    2 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday.

    Defamations Cards - Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday.

    6 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    6 in stock

    $4.00

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