2025 Bee Wall CalendarDimensions: 300 x 300 mm | 24 Pages | Soft Cover with Spot UV & Belly-Band
Buzz into 2025 with the charming Affirmations Bee Wall Calendar—a perfect blend of practicality and natural beauty. Designed with a fresh new look for 2025, this calendar is ideal for keeping your hive organised and your days buzzing with purpose.
Features:
Monthly Layouts: Ample space to record appointments, reminders, and special celebrations.
Important Dates: Never forget a key moment, with thoughtfully included milestones and a handy year-at-a-glance overview.
Premium Design: Soft cover with spot UV detailing and a stylish belly-band for a polished finish.
Perfect for garden enthusiasts, nature lovers, and the environmentally conscious, this calendar will have you marking your days with ease while celebrating the beauty of the natural world.
Make It a Gift:
Pair the Bee Wall Calendar with the matching Bee 2025 Diary, Journal, or Desk Planner for a thoughtful gift set that will leave them buzzing with delight.
Don’t just wing it—start 2025 on a flying note and stay as organised as a busy bee! 🐝
Defamations 2025 Wall CalendarDimensions: 300 x 300 mm | 24 Pages | Soft Cover with Spot UV & Belly-Band
The Defamations 2025 Wall Calendar is the ultimate antidote to dull planning. Equal parts mischievous, irreverent, and hilariously sarcastic, this calendar is your daily reminder to not take life too seriously.
Hang it on your kitchen wall to guilt-trip yourself out of late-night fridge raids, or just bask in its snarky glory. Each monthly layout is packed with space for jotting down crazy plans, real plans, or plans you’ll pretend you had when someone asks why you bailed.
Features:
Mischievous Monthly Layouts: Packed with sarcastic commentary and cheeky vibes.
Important Dates: Includes real-world occasions and hilariously silly celebrations (hello, World Cocktail Day!).
Year at a Glance: For when you need a quick reminder of just how little you’ve achieved.
Plenty of Space: Write down all the shit you need to remember—or forget.
Perfect for remembering birthdays, anniversaries, and other critical dates (like the car rego or that doctor’s appointment you keep rescheduling).
Pair it with the matching diary for a gift that screams: “I know you’re a disaster, but I love you anyway!”
Because if you’re going to plan your chaos, you might as well do it with style.
"Happy Birthday Hot Stuff - Birthday Card"
Turn up the heat on their birthday with this flirty and fun card that’s sure to make them blush (or smirk)!
Front Message: "Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff!" in bold, fiery typography surrounded by playful flames and a cheeky wink emoji.
Design: Vibrant red and orange tones with a sleek, modern design that sizzles with charm.
Inside: Blank for your own steamy, sweet, or humorous message.
Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a striking, high-quality finish.
Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and attention-grabbing.
Envelope: Includes a matching bright red envelope to keep the fiery theme going.
Perfect for a partner, crush, or anyone who deserves to feel like the "hottest" person in the room on their birthday! 🔥
"Happy Birthday Hot Stuff - Birthday Card"
Turn up the heat on their birthday with this flirty and fun card that’s sure to make them blush (or smirk)!
Front Message: "Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff!" in bold, fiery typography surrounded by playful flames and a cheeky wink emoji.
Design: Vibrant red and orange tones with a sleek, modern design that sizzles with charm.
Inside: Blank for your own steamy, sweet, or humorous message.
Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a striking, high-quality finish.
Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and attention-grabbing.
Envelope: Includes a matching bright red envelope to keep the fiery theme going.
Perfect for a partner, crush, or anyone who deserves to feel like the "hottest" person in the room on their birthday! 🔥
"There's Nobody Quite Like You - Defamations Birthday Card"
Celebrate their uniqueness with a card that’s as cheeky as it is charming! Perfect for a friend or loved one who stands out in the best (or most questionable) ways.
Front Message: "There’s Nobody Quite Like You... Thank goodness."
Design: Features a whimsical illustration of a lone, quirky character surrounded by stars and confetti, exuding a mix of admiration and playful sarcasm.
Inside: Blank for your own personalized message – heartfelt or hilariously honest.
Material: High-quality matte-finish cardstock that feels as premium as the sentiment.
Size: 115 x 160 mm – just right for making an impression.
Envelope: Comes with a kraft envelope to complete the look.
Ideal for anyone who appreciates humor with a side of flattery on their birthday! 🎉
"I'm So Excited - Birthday Card"
Capture the thrill of their special day with a card that radiates pure excitement and joy!
Front Message: "I'm SO excited... It's Your Birthday!" (complete with bold, colorful lettering and festive confetti bursts).
Design: A bright, celebratory theme with streamers, balloons, and a big smiling sun for extra cheer.
Inside: Blank for your enthusiastic, heartfelt, or funny message.
Material: Premium matte-finish cardstock for a vibrant, high-quality look.
Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and impactful.
Envelope: Comes with a cheerful yellow envelope to complement the card’s vibe.
Perfect for anyone who loves a little extra energy in their birthday greetings! 🎂✨
Greeting Card Description:
"You're So Lucky - Defamations Birthday Card"
Celebrate their big day with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of fabulousness! This tongue-in-cheek birthday card lets them know just how fortunate they are to have you around.
Front Message: "Happy Birthday! You're so lucky to have someone as fabulous as me in your life."
Inside: Blank for your own witty or heartfelt message.
Material: High-quality 300gsm cardstock with a smooth matte finish.
Size: 115 x 160 mm – the perfect fit for their birthday chuckles.
Envelope: Paired with a stylish kraft envelope for a touch of eco-chic.
This card is the ultimate ego-boost (for you, of course) and is guaranteed to add some sass to their special day! 🎉
"I Love You More Than the Cat" – A heartfelt (and slightly questionable) declaration of love for the cat enthusiast in your life.
Front Message: "I Love You More Than the Cat" (but don’t tell them).
Design: Features a mischievous cat with a raised eyebrow lounging on a heart-shaped cushion, surrounded by paw prints and a touch of sass.
Inside: Blank for your own purr-sonalized message.
Material: Premium matte cardstock with a smooth finish.
Dimensions: A6 size, paired with a soft pink envelope.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just to show you’re willing to put them (just barely) above the feline overlord. 😺❤️
"Happy Birthday from Your Much, Much Younger Friend" – A playful jab at age that keeps the celebration lighthearted and fun!
Front Message: Bold, cheeky text that reads, "Happy Birthday from Your Much, Much Younger Friend
Design: Vibrant confetti background with a cartoon-style young figure smirking next to a vintage hourglass.
Inside: Blank for your own humor-filled or heartfelt message.
Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a polished finish.
Dimensions: A6 size, includes a bright envelope for an extra pop of fun.
This card is perfect for poking fun at the birthday person's age while reminding them that you're still their favorite younger friend! 🎉
"I Love You More Than the Dog" - the ultimate declaration of love (or at least one of compromise). This cheeky Defamations greeting card is perfect for the dog lover in your life, showcasing humor and affection in equal measure.
Front Message: "I Love You More Than the Dog" (but just barely).
Design: Features a playful illustration of a heart-eyed pooch sitting next to an exaggerated thought bubble.
Material: Premium cardstock with a matte finish.
Inside: Blank for your heartfelt (or hilarious) message.
Dimensions: A6 size, comes with a kraft envelope.
Whether for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just because, this card strikes the perfect balance between wit and charm.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
