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  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - Hope your birthday is filled with lots of love, laughter & cock* cake - friggin autocorrect

    Defamations Cards - Hope your birthday is filled with lots of love, laughter & cock* cake - friggin autocorrect

    1 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    1 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true

    Defamations Cards - Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true. No matter what the fuck happens I'll always stand by you. Whenever the fuck you need me, just call. If you need fucking anything at all, I'll always be there. Right up until the fucking end. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - Sometimes you're a dickhead but your my dickhead + I love you.

    Defamations Cards - Sometimes you're a dickhead but your my dickhead + I love you.

    Out of stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. Sometimes you're a dickhead but your my dickhead + I love you. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    Out of stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - Me: "Siri, remind me to go to the gym." Siri: "I've added gin to your shopping list." Happy birthday.

    Defamations Cards - Me: "Siri, remind me to go to the gym." Siri: "I've added gin to your shopping list." Happy birthday.

    3 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Me: "Siri, remind me to go to the gym." Siri: "I've added gin to your shopping list." Happy birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    3 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits! Happy birthday my friend.

    Defamations Cards - It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits! Happy birthday my friend.

    7 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits! Happy birthday my friend. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    7 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - God grant me the serenity to accept idiots the way they are, the courage to maintain my self-control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go directly to jail.

    Defamations Cards - God grant me the serenity to accept idiots the way they are, the courage to maintain my self-control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go directly to jail.

    2 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope God grant me the serenity to accept idiots the way they are, the courage to maintain my self-control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go directly to jail. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    2 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday.

    Defamations Cards - Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday.

    6 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Today is all about you! Just like every other fucking day. Happy birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    6 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - I love all of you.

    Defamations Cards - I love all of you.

    5 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope I love all of you. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    5 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - I fucking love you

    3 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    3 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. I got you this folded piece of paper. You're friggin' welcome.

    Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. I got you this folded piece of paper. You're friggin' welcome.

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. I got you this folded piece of paper. You're friggin' welcome. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead.

    Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead.

    6 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    6 in stock

    $4.00

  • Defamations Cards - I wish you peace, love and friggin' light, bla bla bla... fuck that shit! I wish you lots of sex, drugs and rock n' roll and hope you win the bloody lottery! Happy fucking birthday.

    Defamations Cards - I wish you peace, love and friggin' light, bla bla bla... fuck that shit! I wish you lots of sex, drugs and rock n' roll and hope you win the bloody lottery! Happy fucking birthday.

    6 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope I wish you peace, love and friggin' light, bla bla bla... fuck that shit! I wish you lots of sex, drugs and rock n' roll and hope you win the bloody lottery! Happy fucking birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    6 in stock

    $4.00

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