Introducing Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop' latest creation: Jizzy Willy Soap!
These little wonders are like the Michelangelos of bathroom accessories, crafted with such precision that you might mistake them for a tiny, avant-garde sculpture.
The visual appeal is truly something to behold, as they add a touch of whimsy to your soap dish. The scent is so delightful that it's like a spa day for your nose, making you wonder if you've accidentally stumbled into a fragrance-based paradise.
And the smoothness on your skin and hands? It's like moisturizing with the secret elixir of the soap gods. Never did I imagine typing a description that raves about the soothing effects of anatomy-inspired soaps, but here we are, embracing the unexpected joys of the Jizzy Willy Soap. Who knew cleanliness could be such a cheeky adventure!
HOW TO USE wet the soap and work up a lather for at least 15 seconds... or more if needed (LOL) before you start washing yourself. You can apply the soap directly to your body or you can use a washcloth or loofah.
CAN I EAT THIS? No, do not eat - we are food for the skin. External use only. If reaction occurs, discontinue use.
For external use only - sorry haha
INGREDIENTS Aqua, glycerine (from canola), Sodium cocoate, (soap from coconut) sorbitol (a sugar alcohol), sodium stearate (from canola), cocoamidopropyl betaine (coco betaine from coconut), sodium chloride (salt) sodium citrate (salts of citric acid), Cocos nucifera (coconut oil) polyglyceryl-4 oleate (from sunflower and canola oils, trisodium sulfosuccinate, citric acid.