The ‘Calm Your T*ts’ Box is our busty and beautiful box, targeted for gifting to friends or constantly overacting work colleagues!
With the complimentary words of ‘You are Breathtaking’ on the top, any soul would be oblivious as to what truly lies beneath.
Which is – 1 giant pair of beautiful chocolate t*ts with the words ‘CALM YOUR T*TS’ inscribed onto the back face.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate titties will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.
