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172 products

  • R18 Chocolates

    R18 Chocolates

    143 in stock

    Milk Chocolate Willies Indulge in our cheeky Milk Chocolate Willies, perfect for a playful treat or a naughty gift. Made with smooth and creamy milk chocolate, these delightful confections are sure to bring a smile to your face. Milk Chocolate Willie with Freckles For a fun twist on a classic, try our Milk Chocolate Willie with Freckles. Each piece is crafted from rich milk chocolate and adorned with colorful candy freckles, adding a burst of color and crunch to your indulgence. Dark Chocolate Willie For those who prefer a more intense chocolate experience, our Dark Chocolate Willie offers a rich and decadent treat. Made with premium dark chocolate, this treat is perfect for sophisticated palates looking for a bit of fun. White Chocolate Willie Enjoy the creamy sweetness of our White Chocolate Willie, a playful and delicious treat. Made with high-quality white chocolate, this confection is perfect for those who love a smooth and velvety chocolate experience. Milk Chocolate Pussy Add some cheeky fun to your chocolate collection with our Milk Chocolate Pussy. Made from silky smooth milk chocolate, this playful treat is perfect for a light-hearted gift or a fun indulgence. Milk Chocolate Fucking Get a little risqué with our Milk Chocolate Fucking, a bold and cheeky chocolate treat. Crafted from creamy milk chocolate, this provocative confection is sure to be a conversation starter and a memorable gift.

    143 in stock

    $12.95 - $17.95

  • LIFE IS TOUGH - Funny Work Mug

    3 in stock

    Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe LIFE IS TOUGH Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.

    3 in stock

    $19.95

  • What The Fuck - book

    2 in stock

    115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details. Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.

    2 in stock

    $12.95

  • Defamations Cards - I smell old people

    6 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. I smell old people, oh, wait, that's you..... Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    6 in stock

    $5.95

  • Hawk Tuah - spit on that thang CANDLE

    Hawk Tuah - spit on that thang CANDLE

    18498 in stock

    R18 Candle: Hawk Tauh "Spit on That Thang" Large Candle Ignite your senses with the bold and captivating Hawk Tauh "Spit on That Thang" Large Candle. Handcrafted with precision and passion in our store at 155 Keen Street, Lismore, this candle embodies the perfect blend of sophistication and daring. Our R18 collection is known for its unique and provocative scents, and "Spit on That Thang" is no exception. Choose your fragrance from the below scents. Each candle is made from premium soy wax, ensuring a clean, long-lasting burn that fills your space with its irresistible aroma. The large size guarantees extended enjoyment, making it a standout piece in any room. Experience the hilarious Hwak Tauh candle, where every flame tells a story.      

    18498 in stock

    $32.95

  • Last stock! EXHAUSTIPATED - Funny Work Mug (Copy)

    EXHAUSTIPATED - Funny Work Mug (Copy)

    1 in stock

    Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm. 330 ml stoneware mug. Microwave & dishwasher safe When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find. Does being spoken to before you've had your ‚'morning brown' make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They've got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach - or just to give yourself a chuckle.

    1 in stock

    $19.95

  • A good worker hard to find - Funny Work Mug

    A good worker hard to find - Funny Work Mug

    2 in stock

    Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm. 330 ml stoneware mug. Microwave & dishwasher safe When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find. Does being spoken to before you've had your ‚'morning brown' make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They've got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach - or just to give yourself a chuckle.

    2 in stock

    $19.95

  • COCKTAILS, SHOTS & SHENANIGANS

    COCKTAILS, SHOTS & SHENANIGANS

    2 in stock

    115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details. Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works. In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.

    2 in stock

    $12.95

  • Miss Naughty Disposable Willy Flasks - Set of 3

    Miss Naughty Disposable Willy Flasks - Set of 3

    12 in stock

    Get ready to add a splash of sass to your next girls' night out with our Miss Naughty Disposable Willy Flasks! 🍸 Because who says your drinkware can't be as fabulous as you are? Each set comes with three hot pink, willy-shaped flasks, featuring the cheeky inscription 'Cheers Bitches!' in elegant white cursive. Whether you're hitting the town, attending a bachelorette party, or just enjoying a night in with your squad, these flasks are the perfect accessory to keep the fun flowing. Lightweight and easy to fill, each flask comes with its own funnel, ensuring that you can top up your drink of choice with ease. And with a capacity of approximately 250mL, there's plenty of room to pour your favorite beverage – whether it's wine, cocktails, or something a little stronger! So grab your gals, grab your flasks, and get ready to toast to friendship, laughter, and unforgettable memories. After all, who needs glass slippers when you can have willy-shaped flasks? Cheers, b*tches!" SPECIFICATION: Dimensions: 140(L) x 10(W) x 240(H) mm Packaging: Header card included for easy display and gifting.

    12 in stock

    $12.95

  • Willy Candle Rainbow Pride

    Willy Candle Rainbow Pride

    3 in stock

    Let your pride shine bright with our Willy Candle Rainbow Pride! 🌈 Ignite your space with the vibrant colors of the rainbow, celebrating love, diversity, and inclusivity in style. Infused with a sweet strawberry scent, this candle not only adds a pop of color to your decor but fills the air with a delightful fragrance, creating an atmosphere of warmth and positivity. Whether you're hosting a pride-themed party, setting the mood for a romantic evening, or simply brightening up your living space, this candle is sure to spark joy. Crafted with care and attention to detail, our rainbow willy candle stands tall and proud at 195mm, making it a standout centerpiece for any occasion. Packaged in a colorful box, it's also the perfect gift for friends, family, or anyone who wants to add a touch of rainbow magic to their life. Remember, if you're lighting up your pride, make sure to place the candle on a stable, heat-resistant surface for safety. Let your light shine and spread love wherever you go with our Willy Candle Rainbow Pride!

    3 in stock

    $24.95

  • Last stock! Flavour Mates Boobs Salt & Pepper Set

    Flavour Mates Boobs Salt & Pepper Set

    1 in stock

    Spice up your dining experience with a dash of humor and a pinch of cheekiness with our Flavor Mates Boobs Salt & Pepper Set! Because why settle for ordinary seasoning when you can add a touch of fun to every meal? Crafted with care and a playful spirit, these shapely salt and pepper shakers are sure to bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the seasoning. Whether you're hosting a dinner party, spicing up a romantic meal, or just adding some flavor to your everyday dishes, these companions are here to enhance your culinary adventures. With their eye-catching design and ample curves, these shakers are as delightful to display as they are functional. Made from high-quality materials, they're built to last through countless meals and laughs. So go ahead, give your dining table a little personality with our Flavor Mates Boobs Salt & Pepper Set. It's seasoning with a side of sass – because every meal deserves a pinch of fun

    1 in stock

    $14.95

  • Drink Up B*tches Drinking Hat

    Drink Up B*tches Drinking Hat

    5 in stock

    Hey there, party people! Get ready to turn heads and raise some glasses with our Drink Up B*tches Drinking Hat – the ultimate accessory for those who like their drinks with a side of sass! Picture this: you're at the beach, the sun is shining, and your hands are free to catch a frisbee or throw some shade (literally). How? Because your drinks are right where they should be – perched stylishly on your head! With its adjustable straps and sturdy design, this hat keeps your beverages secure while leaving your hands free for high-fives, dance moves, or whatever else the night (or day) may bring. Plus, with its bold statement, you're sure to be the life of the party – or at least the most memorable! So grab your crew, pop on your Drink Up B*tches Drinking Hat, and let the good times roll. Cheers to making memories, turning heads, and staying hydrated in style! Disclaimer: This hat may attract attention, envy, and requests for selfies. Drink responsibly, and remember to share the love (and the drinks)

    5 in stock

    $21.95


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