SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
Adulting Greeting Card – 1 Star (Sentimental? Nah.)Skip the sappy stuff and say it like it is. This greeting card ditches the weepy clichés for a dose of honest humour—perfect for those who know adulting deserves no more than a 1-star review. Compact, clever, and guaranteed not to end up in the junk drawer.
✨ Premium A6 greeting card✨ Crafted with love (and sarcasm), not just paper✨ Designed in Melbourne
Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just doesn’t cut it.
Pimp Your Ride – Premium Air Fresheners
The Mona Lisa of air fresheners—a scent that conquers all. Pimp your ride with designs that'll have your passengers begging you to keep your eyes on the road.
Premium air fresheners with strong, long-lasting scents
Covers odors in style—from farts to everyday car smells
Prints that pop, smells that stay, a gift that slays
Designed in Melbourne
Upgrade your car, one sniff at a time!
The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory white chocolate d*ck in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian white chocolate, our chocolate d*ck will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This white chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a d*ck.
The original and absolute best white chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful white chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm.
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.
