Add a little attitude to your outfit with the Middle Finger Shoulder Plush — small in size but big on personality.
This cheeky magnetic shoulder plush is designed to stay put wherever you go. Simply place the magnetic disc under your sleeve on your shoulder and sit the plush on top — the hidden magnets in the disc and base will keep it securely perched in place. It may flip the bird, but it definitely won’t fall off!
Made from soft short plush material with huggable stuffing, it’s lightweight, comfortable to wear, and guaranteed to spark laughs. Perfect for costumes, festivals, parties, or when you feel like giving someone the cold shoulder in the funniest way possible.
Specifications:
Size: 80(L) x 60(W) x 140(H) mm
Packaging: Backing card
Add a playful touch to your next celebration with these Red Furry Love Cuffs — the perfect cheeky accessory for a fun night in.
These novelty handcuffs feature a sturdy metal frame covered in soft faux red fur for a bold and eye-catching look. Designed with a metal chain link and supplied with two vintage-style keys, they combine durability with a flirty, light-hearted twist.
Ideal for hens nights, stag parties, or as a naughty wedding gift, these cuffs are sure to get a few laughs and turn up the fun. Whether they’re part of a costume, party game, or surprise gift, they’re a memorable addition to any celebration.
Specifications:
Size: 160(L) x 27(W) x 105(H) mm
Packaging: Colour window box
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
When your "give a fuck" is broken but your "go fuck yourself" is still fully functional.
When your dream job is driving the karma bus.
When Rule Number 1 is Fuck What They Think.
...then this is the perfect Little Defamations card pack for you.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
When your "give a fuck" is broken but your "go fuck yourself" is still fully functional.
When your dream job is driving the karma bus.
When Rule Number 1 is Fuck What They Think.
...then this is the perfect Little Defamations card pack for you.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
A pack of 24 delightfully nonsensical notes that make zero bloody sense. These absurd little gems are perfect for those moments when logic has left the building, is masked as wisdom and built on absolute nonsense. This pack is your new best friend.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
A pack of 24 delightfully nonsensical notes that make zero bloody sense. These absurd little gems are perfect for those moments when logic has left the building, is masked as wisdom and built on absolute nonsense. This pack is your new best friend.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
24 bite-sized messages for those moments when your beloved spouse has once again attempted DIY with the confidence of a god and the skills of a possum. These cards are a playful celebration of all the charming little ways husbands contribute to domestic chaos. This pack is perfect for anyone who wants to say “I love you” with a wink and maybe just a splash of imagined blood. Because nothing says romance like mild emotional damage in a cute font.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
24 bite-sized messages for those moments when your beloved spouse has once again attempted DIY with the confidence of a god and the skills of a possum. These cards are a playful celebration of all the charming little ways husbands contribute to domestic chaos. This pack is perfect for anyone who wants to say “I love you” with a wink and maybe just a splash of imagined blood. Because nothing says romance like mild emotional damage in a cute font.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works. In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.
115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.
Mini Beer Pong Bar Mat Game
A compact twist on a party classic, this mini beer pong set doubles as a functional bar mat — perfect for saving space and protecting your table surfaces. Ideal for bars, parties, or home entertaining, it brings all the fun of beer pong in a smaller, mess-friendly format. Set it up, grab a launcher, and let the games begin!
What’s Included:
1 x bar mat
12 x mini plastic cups
2 x ping pong balls
2 x launchers
Product Details:
Size: 470(L) x 175(W) x 50(H) mm
Packaging: Window colour box
Small in size, big on fun — the ultimate tabletop party game 🍺
Beer Pong Hat Drinking Game
Take your party to the next level with this hilarious twist on a beer pong favourite. Test your head-eye coordination with the added challenge of balance as cups are worn right on your head! Strap on the hat, place your filled cups into the holders, and let the throwing begin. If the ball lands in a cup, the hat wearer drinks. Easy rules, endless laughs — or create your own for even more chaos. As long as drinks are involved, everyone wins!
Features:
A fun twist on classic beer pong
Adds balance and coordination for extra challenge
Perfect for parties, pre-drinks, and game nights
Cups not included
Product Details:
Size: 120(L) x 40(W) x 180(H) mm
Packaging: Colour box
Guaranteed to bring laughs, spills, and unforgettable party moments 🍻
A boozy spin on the classic wire loop challenge, this party game is guaranteed to get everyone laughing. Choose your shot glass and carefully guide the wand along the wire figure without touching it. Slip up and hit the wire? The buzzer sounds — and it’s time to drink! Simple, hilarious, and shockingly fun, this game is perfect for parties, pre-drinks, or a cheeky night in with friends.
What’s Included:
1 x wire stand
1 x wand
4 x shot glasses
Product Details:
Size: 135(L) x 95(W) x 220(H) mm
Packaging: Colour box
Batteries: 3 x AAA (not included)
A must-have party game for anyone ready to test their steady hand — and their drinking skills 🍻
Cunt Mug
No sugarcoating, just pure attitude ☕😏The Cunt Mug is bold, unapologetic, and perfect for fans of dark humour or cheeky novelty gifts. It makes a statement while you sip your coffee, tea, or hot chocolate, and is guaranteed to get laughs (or gasps).
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for home, office, or gifting to someone with a fearless sense of humour.
Features:
Bold, provocative wording
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great novelty or gag gift
Perfect for home, office, or gifting
Because sometimes coffee deserves honesty ☕🔥
Stop Staring At My Tits Mug
Serve coffee with a side of sass ☕😏The Stop Staring At My Tits Mug is bold, cheeky, and unapologetically funny. Perfect for anyone who loves novelty humour, it’s guaranteed to get laughs—whether at home, at the office, or as a gift for a friend with a sharp sense of humour.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and makes a standout gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or just because.
Features:
Hilarious, bold wording
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great novelty or gag gift
Perfect for home, office, or gifting
Because some messages need no subtlety ☕🔥
There It Goes… My Last F*ck Mug
For those days when patience is out the window ☕💨The There It Goes… My Last F*ck Mug perfectly captures that relatable moment when you’ve officially run out of care to give. Funny, bold, and full of attitude, it’s ideal for your morning coffee, tea, or any time you need a little comic relief.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s perfect for hot or cold drinks and makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a sharp sense of humour.
Features:
Humorous “There It Goes… My Last F*ck” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great novelty or gag gift
Perfect for home, office, or gifting
Because some mornings require letting go… one sip at a time ☕😌
Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus Mug
Roar into your day with humour ☕🦖The Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus Mug is bold, cheeky, and perfect for anyone who loves adult humour with a prehistoric twist. Whether it’s your morning coffee or tea break, this mug delivers sass and laughs in equal measure.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for hot or cold drinks and makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or as a standout Secret Santa present.
Features:
Cheeky “Don’t Be a Cuntasaurus” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great novelty or gag gift
Perfect for home, office, or gifting
Because some mornings require a little extinction-level honesty ☕😏
Succulent Christmas Meal Mug
Bring the festive feast to your coffee break ☕🎄The Succulent Christmas Meal Mug is perfect for anyone who loves Christmas vibes and a cheeky nod to holiday indulgence. Featuring a playful design inspired by a classic Christmas meal, it’s ideal for sipping your favourite hot drink while getting into the festive spirit.
Made from durable ceramic, this mug is perfect for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and makes a fun, seasonal gift for friends, family, or coworkers.
Features:
Festive “Succulent Christmas Meal” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great gift for Christmas or holiday celebrations
Perfect for home, office, or holiday gatherings
Because nothing says Christmas like a mug full of cheer ☕🎅
Hooray for Boobies Mug
Celebrate with a cup of fun ☕🎉The Hooray for Boobies Mug is a cheeky, playful way to show your support for breast cancer awareness or just embrace a bit of adult humour. Bold, lighthearted, and eye-catching, it’s perfect for anyone with a sense of fun and a love for novelty mugs.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and makes a fantastic gift for friends, coworkers, or awareness campaigns.
Features:
Fun and cheeky “Hooray for Boobies” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great gift idea for friends or fundraising events
Perfect for home, office, or casual use
Because every sip deserves a little celebration ☕💖
Jesus Loves You… But I Think You’re a Cunt Mug
Perfect for coffee with a side of brutal honesty ☕😏This mug delivers a hilarious mix of wholesome and savage, making it ideal for fans of dark humour and cheeky novelty gifts. Whether it’s for your own morning sass or a gift for someone with a sharp sense of humour, it’s guaranteed to get laughs.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s great for hot or cold drinks and is a standout piece for home, work, or gift-giving occasions.
Features:
Bold, humorous wording
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great novelty or gag gift
Perfect for home, office, or gifting
Because sometimes the truth needs coffee ☕🔥
It’s Your Meds Mug
For those mornings when coffee is the only prescription ☕💊The It’s Your Meds Mug is a cheeky, relatable way to serve your daily dose of caffeine. With bold, humorous wording, it’s perfect for fans of dark humour, sarcasm, or just those who need a little extra motivation to start the day.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a witty mug.
Features:
Funny, bold “It’s Your Meds” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great gift or Secret Santa idea
Perfect for home, office, or self-care moments
Because sometimes caffeine is the medicine ☕😌
Salty AF Mug
For mornings with extra attitude ☕🧂The Salty AF Mug is perfect for anyone serving sarcasm before their first sip of coffee. Bold, cheeky, and highly relatable, this mug lets everyone know exactly what kind of day it’s going to be.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or Secret Santa exchanges.
Features:
Bold “Salty AF” wording
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great novelty or gag gift
Perfect for home or office use
Because some days just come with extra salt ☕😏
Scooby-Doo Munchies Mug
Ruh-roh… someone’s got the munchies ☕🍪The Scooby-Doo Munchies Mug is perfect for fans of the classic mystery crew and late-night snack attacks. Featuring Scooby-Doo in a fun, playful design, this mug brings nostalgia, laughs, and cartoon charm to every sip.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or enjoying a drink alongside your favourite snacks. A great gift for Scooby-Doo fans of all ages.
Features:
Fun Scooby-Doo “Munchies” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Perfect for home, work, or movie nights
Great gift idea for cartoon and Scooby-Doo fans
Scooby snacks optional… but highly recommended ☕🐾
Wonder Woman Mug
Start your day like a true superhero ☕✨The Wonder Woman Mug is perfect for fans of strength, courage, and iconic style. Featuring a bold Wonder Woman design, this mug brings a touch of empowerment and hero energy to every coffee or tea break.
Crafted from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for hot or cold drinks and makes a fantastic gift for DC fans, collectors, or anyone who channels their inner Wonder Woman daily.
Features:
Iconic Wonder Woman design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Perfect for home, work, or gifting
Great gift idea for DC fans
Because every hero deserves a great cup of coffee ☕🦸♀️
MILF Mug
Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a laugh ☕😉The MILF Mug is a fun novelty piece with a confident sense of humour. Whether it’s tongue-in-cheek or worn as a badge of honour, this mug is perfect for adding personality to your morning coffee routine.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for hot or cold drinks and makes a hilarious gift for friends, birthdays, or cheeky Secret Santa exchanges.
Features:
Bold novelty wording
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Fun gift idea with adult humour
Perfect for home or office use
Because confidence pairs perfectly with caffeine ☕😏
Action Required Mug
Because your coffee is the action ☕📌The Action Required Mug is perfect for office desks, inbox warriors, and anyone who lives by deadlines and caffeine. With its clean, bold wording, it delivers subtle humour that every busy professional will instantly relate to.
Crafted from durable ceramic, this mug is ideal for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and makes a great gift for coworkers, managers, or that friend who’s always “following up.”
Features:
Simple, office-humour design
Durable ceramic mug
Suitable for hot and cold drinks
Perfect for work-from-home or office desks
Great gift or Secret Santa idea
Because some actions require coffee first ☕✔️
I Can’t Afford a House Mug
Laugh so you don’t cry ☕😅The I Can’t Afford a House Mug is painfully relatable and perfect for anyone navigating adulthood one coffee at a time. With its honest, tongue-in-cheek message, it’s ideal for morning brews, work desks, and shared laughs with friends who get it.
Made from durable ceramic, this mug is great for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and makes a fun gift for renters, first-home dreamers, or anyone surviving in today’s economy.
Features:
Relatable, humorous wording
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great gift or Secret Santa idea
Perfect for home or office use
Because caffeine is cheaper than real estate ☕🏠😌
F*ck You Very Much Mug
Polite words. Not-so-polite meaning ☕😈The F*ck You Very Much Mug serves sarcasm with every sip, making it perfect for anyone who enjoys a sharp sense of humour and unapologetic honesty.
Made from sturdy ceramic, this mug is ideal for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and makes a bold, funny gift for friends, coworkers, or Secret Santa (for the brave).
Features:
Cheeky, adult humour text design
Durable ceramic mug
Suitable for hot and cold drinks
Great novelty or gag gift
Perfect for home or office use
Because sometimes “thank you” just doesn’t cover it ☕
Dead Inside Mug
For those mornings when the caffeine is working harder than you are ☕🖤The Dead Inside Mug is the perfect blend of dark humour and everyday honesty. Simple, bold, and painfully relatable, it’s made for coffee drinkers who run on sarcasm before 9am.
Crafted from durable ceramic, this mug is ideal for coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through the day. A great gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a little dark humour with their brew.
Features:
Minimalist “Dead Inside” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Perfect for home, work, or gifting
Great novelty or Secret Santa gift
Because sometimes caffeine can’t fix everything… but it helps ☕😌
Shut the Fucupcakes Mug
Say it without really saying it ☕😏The Shut the Fucupcakes Mug is perfect for mornings when patience is low and caffeine is non-negotiable. Featuring bold, cheeky wording, this mug delivers just the right mix of humour and attitude to get your point across.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for coffee, tea or hot chocolate and makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone with a sharp sense of humour (and a love of cupcakes… maybe).
Features:
Cheeky, adult humour design
High-quality ceramic mug
Suitable for hot and cold drinks
Great novelty gift or Secret Santa idea
Perfect for home or the office
Because sometimes the mug says what you’re thinking ☕🧁
Powerpuff Girls “Pow!” Mug
Add a punch of nostalgia and girl power to your coffee break with the Powerpuff Girls “Pow!” Mug 💥Featuring the iconic Powerpuff Girls in a bold, comic-style design, this mug is perfect for fans who like their drinks served with a side of sass and superhero energy.
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or hot chocolate while saving Townsville (or just getting through the day). A fun and colourful gift for Powerpuff Girls fans of all ages.
Features:
Officially inspired Powerpuff Girls design
Eye-catching “Pow!” comic-style artwork
Durable ceramic construction
Perfect for hot or cold drinks
Great gift idea for fans and collectors
Whether it’s for home, work, or gifting, this mug is sugar, spice, and everything nice ☕✨
Stress Banana: Squeeze Your Stress Away!
Having a crappy day? The Stress Banana is here to help! This hilarious, turd-shaped stress toy is the perfect way to add a bit of humor to your day while relieving stress.
Key Features:
Comical Design: Shaped like a turd for a good laugh while you squeeze away stress.
Satisfying Squeeze: Feel your worries melt away with each squeeze of this soft, squishy toy.
Great Stress Reliever: Ideal for those days when you just need a little something to lift your spirits.
Keep the Stress banana on hand for a fun, cheeky way to unwind—because sometimes, we all need to laugh at life's little messes! 💩
While we’re all about spreading good vibes and having a laugh, we also love a candle that brings people together (with minimal eye rolls 😏).
Looking for something a little bold, a little sassy, and guaranteed to spark a giggle? We’ve got you covered. Just remember – don’t be that Karen or Darren! 😜
✨ Pop in and see us at 155 Keen Street, Lismore CBD🛍 Or shop the sass online at melsmmsoycandles.com.au
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Go on, treat yourself (or your favourite smart-mouth mate). Bahaha – get that up ya! 🔥😂
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
