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  • Last stock! Festive Croc Charms

    Festive Croc Charms

    You will receive 2 charms in this item - one is a Festive as fuck and one is the mistletoe with bells 

    $19.95

  • CUNT STUDS

    🖕😡 Make a Bold Statement with "CUNT MINI DANGLE" Earrings! 😡🖕 Express your attitude and defiance with our daring "CUNT MINI DANGLE" earrings! 🌟 Crafted from high-quality, 3mm laser-cut acrylic and hand-painted to perfection, these earrings are more than just accessories—they're declarations of independence and self-expression. Featuring a stylish mini dangle design, they're perfect for making a statement wherever you go. Why Choose Our "CUNT MINI DANGLE" Earrings? ✨ Unapologetic Expression: Make a statement that demands attention and asserts your individuality with earrings that speak volumes. 🎨 Handcrafted Excellence: Each earring is meticulously hand-painted and assembled with care, ensuring that you receive a one-of-a-kind piece that's as unique as you are. 🔗 Superior Durability: Our acrylic pieces are securely attached with tightly closed stainless steel jump rings, ensuring that your earrings stay securely in place through every gesture. 👂 Gentle on Sensitive Ears: We prioritize your comfort and safety by using only the highest quality Surgical Stainless Steel earring posts. Lead and nickel-free, these posts meet hospital-grade standards and are ideal for those with sensitive ears. Plus, the posts are 12mm long for added comfort. Don't hold back—make a bold statement with our "CUNT MINI DANGLE" earrings and let your attitude shine! Order your pair today and show the world that you're not afraid to speak your mind. 🛍️💥🖕

    $19.95

  • FUCK OFF STUDS

    🥂❄️ Raise a Toast with the "FUCK OFF " ! ❄️🥂 Get ready to add some sass and sparkle to your drinks with our fabulous "FUCK OFF ", handmade with love! ✨

  • R18 tea Towels

    Don't be such a cuntalope Don't to as twatwaffle Don't be such a twatermelon

  • Drinking Game - Prosecco Drinking Game - Prosecco

    Drinking Game - Prosecco

    Drinking Game – Prosecco Add a touch of bubbly fun to your next gathering with the Prosecco Drinking Game! Perfect for parties, this game combines the elegance of prosecco with playful competition. Set Includes: 12 plastic prosecco glasses: Stylish, lightweight, and reusable, these glasses are perfect for the game or a chic toast. 6 pink ping pong balls: Bright, fun, and easy to spot, these add a splash of color to the festivities. How to Play:Arrange the glasses in a triangular formation on a flat surface and take turns bouncing the pink ping pong balls, aiming to land them into the glasses. Once a ball lands, the opposing team drinks the prosecco from the corresponding glass. The first team to clear their opponent's glasses wins! This prosecco-inspired twist on classic party games is a surefire way to keep your guests entertained. Cheers to good times and endless laughs!

    $17.95

  • R18 - C unt Mug

    R18 - C unt Mug

    We all know a special someone that this mug would suit perfectly; so whether it’s a friendly joke, or a way to tell someone how you truly feel, this is an ideal gift for friends, family or colleagues. There’s really not much more to say about it.. its a mug... with ‘D*CK’ on it. Add a cheeky message or allow us to include some random penis-shaped confetti with it, for extra hilarity!

  • Last stock! Dont be a Cu#tasaurus Dont be a Cu#tasaurus

    Dont be a Cu#tasaurus

    Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm. 330 ml stoneware mug. Microwave & dishwasher safe When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find. Does being spoken to before you've had your ‚'morning brown' make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They've got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach - or just to give yourself a chuckle.

  • The Arse/Face Soap The Arse/Face Soap

    The Arse/Face Soap

    The Arse/Face Soap is a jumbo-sized, peach-scented bar that adds a touch of humour to any daily routine. Featuring a playful, double-sided design and an eye-catching counter display unit, this soap is a fantastic gifting solution and a standout novelty offering for any store. Range Details: Humorous design with "Face" on one side and "Arse" on the other Peach-scented fragrance! Made from quality, skin-friendly ingredients!

  • Shot Paddle Serving Set Shot Paddle Serving Set

    Shot Paddle Serving Set

    🍹🎉 Ready to level up your party game? 🎉🍹 Check out our Wooden Serving Paddle with 6 Shot Glasses! Perfect for turning any gathering into an unforgettable experience. Serve up your favorite shots in style and keep the fun flowing all night long! 🥳🍻 🍾 Hand wash only – not dishwasher safe!🎁 Comes in a sleek gift-ready color box, so it's perfect for gifting too! Get yours now and bring some extra class to your next celebration! 🎉💃🕺

    $16.95

  • Strap On Willy Hoopla Drinking Game

    Strap On Willy Hoopla Drinking Game

    Strap-On Willy Hoopla Game Add a hilarious twist to your Hens Night with the Strap-On Willy Hoopla Game! Strap on this oversized pink willy and prepare for a side-splitting game of hoopla. The game is simple: your friends take turns trying to land the colorful rings onto your huge willy for a cheeky and fun-filled experience. With a 9-inch strap-on willy and 6 assorted color rings included, this game is perfect for creating your own naughty rewards and punishments. It’s guaranteed to provide endless laughs and excitement, proving that you don’t need a man to have a good time! SPECIFICATION Dimensions: 300(L) x 100(W) x 100(H) mm Packaged in a color box

    $34.95

  • Last stock! Who is the Biggest Slut? Drinking Game Who is the Biggest Slut? Drinking Game

    Who is the Biggest Slut? Drinking Game

    Who is the Biggest Slut? Drinking Game Get ready for a night of risqué fun with the "Who is the Biggest Slut?" Drinking Game! Perfect for parties, hens nights, or any gathering with a cheeky crowd, this game promises hours of hilarious and naughty confessions. Featuring over 550 sexually outrageous questions, the game includes 69 cards with 8 questions each, an 8-sided die, and a rule card. Simply roll the die to reveal a question number, read it aloud, and take a drink if you’ve done it! The more outrageous the question, the more fun you’ll have. Packed in a colorful box, this game is designed to add a touch of excitement and laughter to your festivities. Get ready to challenge your friends and discover who’s really the biggest slut among you! SPECIFICATION Dimensions: 85(L) x 30(W) x 120(H) mm Packaged in a color box

    $16.95

  • Prescription Coffee Mug Prescription Coffee Mug

    Prescription Coffee Mug

    Prescription Coffee Mug Can't live without your morning brew? Then you need this Prescription Coffee Mug—just what the doctor ordered! Shaped like a (fake) prescription pill bottle, this quirky 3D mug is designed to deliver your daily dose of caffeine with a side of laughter. Every detail is injected with punny humor, featuring faux doctor and patient names, funny instructions, refills, and even a playful expiration date. Holding approximately 350 mL, this mug is perfect for perking up your daily grind. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, though hand washing is recommended to prevent fading and keep the vibrant details intact. Whether you're a coffee addict, a fan of novelty items, or looking for the perfect gift for someone who can't start their day without a cup of joe, this Prescription Coffee Mug is a must-have. Because when it comes to waking up, laughter truly is the best medicine! SPECIFICATION Dimensions: 85(L) x 85(W) x 107(H) mm Packaged in a color window box

    $12.95


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