Bullsh*t Button – Call It Like You Hear It! 💩🔴Tired of wading through nonsense? When something smells off, hit the Bullsh*t Button and let it do the talking! With 6 hilarious responses, this novelty gadget is perfect for calling out the crap in meetings, at parties, or anytime someone starts spinning tall tales.Just press the big red button and watch the room erupt in laughter (or awkward silence 😅)!Specifications:
Size: 90(L) x 90(W) x 35(H) mm
Packaged in a colour box with CDU display
2 x AAA batteries included
Boob Shot Glass – Party Perks Included! 🍑A shot glass fit for any party, no matter the cup size! This large novelty shot glass is crafted from quality ceramic with a glossy finish, featuring a smooth, round design shaped like a cheeky breast in peachy flesh tones. The vibrant 3D detail guarantees a laugh (or two) and makes it the perfect gift or party-starter. Whether you're raising a toast or raising eyebrows, this fun little number is bound to get the party bouncing!Specifications:
Size: 70(L) x 70(W) x 50(H) mm
Packaged in a colour box
Quality ceramic with glossy finish
Beer Pong SetThe ultimate party essential! This Beer Pong Set has everything you need to get the games started. Whether it's a hens night, bucks night, house party, or backyard BBQ, beer pong is always a crowd-pleaser.What's Included:
Plastic cups
Ping pong balls
How to Play: Arrange cups in a triangular formation at each end of a table, fill with your drink of choice, and take turns throwing ping pong balls into the opposing team's cups. When a ball lands in a cup, that team drinks! First team to clear all the opponent's cups wins.Simple rules, maximum fun — the perfect game for any occasion! 🍺🥊
Celebrate Boob Diversity with This Cheeky Mug!
Start your day with a cup of coffee and a celebration of all shapes and sizes! This fun and empowering mug features metallic gold illustrations of a variety of boobs, each humorously labeled with different nicknames.
Key Features:
Shiny Metallic Design: Eye-catching gold illustrations that celebrate body positivity and diversity.
Humorous Labels: A playful take on the many names for boobs, sure to spark a smile.
Care Instructions: Hand wash only to preserve the metallic finish. Not microwave safe.
Perfect as a gift or a personal statement piece, this mug makes mornings brighter and celebrates uniqueness with every sip! ☕✨
Celebrate Boob Diversity with This Cheeky Mug!
Start your day with a cup of coffee and a celebration of all shapes and sizes! This fun and empowering mug features metallic gold illustrations of a variety of boobs, each humorously labeled with different nicknames.
Key Features:
Shiny Metallic Design: Eye-catching gold illustrations that celebrate body positivity and diversity.
Humorous Labels: A playful take on the many names for boobs, sure to spark a smile.
Care Instructions: Hand wash only to preserve the metallic finish. Not microwave safe.
Perfect as a gift or a personal statement piece, this mug makes mornings brighter and celebrates uniqueness with every sip! ☕✨
Chrome Plated Tow Nutz: Show Your Ride's True Personality!
Turn heads and spark laughter with Chrome Plated Tow Nutz—the ultimate car accessory for anyone who wants to make a bold, cheeky statement! Perfect for proud car owners, these chrome-plated balls add a humorous touch to any ride.
Key Features:
Shiny and Durable: 16.6 cm long chrome-plated balls that add a striking look to your vehicle.
Easy Attachment: Comes with cable ties for quick and hassle-free installation.
Hilarious Gift: A fun and lighthearted gift for anyone who loves their car a little too much!
Attach them to your tow bar, and let your car's personality shine. It's the perfect way to show who's boss on the road! 🚗💨
Happy 18th Birthday Bell Mug: Let the Celebrations Begin!
Kick off adulthood with the Happy 18th Birthday Bell Mug—a fun and festive way to celebrate this milestone birthday! This glass beer mug features a playful black bell attached to the handle, ensuring you never go without a drink.
Key Features:
Bell for Refills: Ring the black bell to let everyone know it's time for another round!
Bold 18th Birthday Design: Features "Happy 18th Birthday" in striking black lettering to mark the occasion.
Party Essential: Perfect for keeping your glass full and the celebrations flowing.
Raise a toast to the birthday star and make their 18th one to remember with this fun and functional party mug! 🍻
Happy 30th Birthday Bell Mug: Keep the Drinks Coming!
Celebrate in style with this Happy 30th Birthday Bell Mug—the perfect gift for the birthday celebrant who loves to keep their glass full! This glass beer mug features a black bell attached to the handle, so all you have to do is ring it when it's time for another drink.
Key Features:
Fun Bell Design: Ring the bell to signal when it’s time for a refill—never be without a drink!
Bold 30th Birthday Message: "Happy 30th Birthday" in striking black lettering to mark the special occasion.
Perfect for Partying: Ideal for keeping the party going and making sure no one ever runs dry.
A fun and practical way to celebrate a milestone birthday—this mug will definitely make the drinks flow! 🍻
A fun and practical way to celebrate a milestone birthday—this mug will definitely make the drinks flow! 🍻
Grow Your Own Girlfriend: The Ultimate Gag Gift!
Looking for the perfect companion without the hassle? Meet the Grow Your Own Girlfriend—a hilarious gag gift that grows to six times its size when you add water!
Key Features:
Instant Growth: Just add water and watch as your girlfriend grows 6 times her original size—no maintenance required!
No Nagging: Enjoy the quiet company of a stress-free, inflatable girlfriend.
Perfect for Footy Fans: Loves Sunday footy as much as you do, with no complaints!
A fun, cheeky gift for any occasion that will have everyone laughing!
Grow Your Own Girlfriend: The Ultimate Gag Gift!
Looking for the perfect companion without the hassle? Meet the Grow Your Own Girlfriend—a hilarious gag gift that grows to six times its size when you add water!
Key Features:
Instant Growth: Just add water and watch as your girlfriend grows 6 times her original size—no maintenance required!
No Nagging: Enjoy the quiet company of a stress-free, inflatable girlfriend.
Perfect for Footy Fans: Loves Sunday footy as much as you do, with no complaints!
A fun, cheeky gift for any occasion that will have everyone laughing!
Stress Turd: Squeeze Your Stress Away!
Having a crappy day? The Stress Turd is here to help! This hilarious, turd-shaped stress toy is the perfect way to add a bit of humor to your day while relieving stress.
Key Features:
Comical Design: Shaped like a turd for a good laugh while you squeeze away stress.
Satisfying Squeeze: Feel your worries melt away with each squeeze of this soft, squishy toy.
Great Stress Reliever: Ideal for those days when you just need a little something to lift your spirits.
Keep the Stress Turd on hand for a fun, cheeky way to unwind—because sometimes, we all need to laugh at life's little messes! 💩
Grow Some Balls: The Ultimate Gag Gift!
It’s time to man up and grow some balls—literally! These hilarious novelty balls expand when placed in water, making them a fun and cheeky gift to inspire courage and laughter.
Key Features:
Watch Them Grow: Just add water, and these balls will grow up to 6 times their original size!
Motivational Fun: A humorous way to inspire someone to tackle life's challenges with boldness.
Perfect Gag Gift: Great for friends, coworkers, or anyone who could use a laugh and a little "encouragement."
Give the gift of greatness (and a good laugh) with this playful, quirky novelty item! 🏀💪
Stress Ball Nuts: Squeeze the Stress Away!
Feeling a little nuts? These cheeky Stress Balls are here to help! Designed for maximum humor and soothing relief, they’re perfect for those moments when life gets a little overwhelming.
Key Features:
Hilariously Realistic: Includes two "testes" for a comical, lifelike feel.
High-Quality Silicone: Smooth, satisfying texture you won’t want to let go of.
Portable Zen: Compact enough to keep in your desk or bag for stress relief anytime, anywhere.
Whether it’s a tough day at work or just a good laugh you need, these Stress Ball Nuts are the ultimate squeeze-worthy solution! 🥜
Put a spin on the classic drama game with Adult Charades! Featuring 480 cheeky prompts, this re-imagining was specially created for naughty people with theatrical flair. Players act out rude suggestions and teammates try to guess as many answers as possible before time's up.What's Included:
80 charade cards with 6 prompts each (480 prompts total)
1-minute sand timer
Score pad
How to Play: Act out the rude suggestions on your card while your teammates race to guess as many as possible within the time limit. Most correct guesses wins!⚠️ Warning: contains very adult humour. For 18+ players only.
Boobs 3D Mug – Feel Perky Every Morning!
Start your day with a little extra perk! This cheeky Boobs 3D Mug is designed in the shape of a voluptuous chest, bringing fun and personality to your morning coffee. Made from high-quality ceramic, it's the perfect gift for someone with a great sense of humor—or a unique addition to your own collection!
💖 Features:✔ Fun and playful 3D boob design✔ Made from quality ceramic✔ Guaranteed to bring a smile with every sip✔ Comes in a stylish color box, perfect for gifting
💦 Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher
Specifications:📏 Size: 140(L) x 110(W) x 110(H) mm
Whether it's for a laugh, a conversation starter, or just because—this mug will have you feeling perky all day long! ☕😆
Take your party to the wild side with the Croc Chomp Drinking Game — a thrilling mix of suspense, risk, and laughs! Perfect for breaking the ice and keeping the good times rolling.How It Works:
Press the crocodile's teeth one at a time and test your luck
Beware! One unlucky tooth will snap the jaws down on your hand
If you get chomped, it's time to take a shot!
Each reset randomly selects a new "chompy" tooth — keeping it unpredictable every round
What's Included:
1 x Snapper Croc
4 x Shot glasses
Bring on the laughs, gasps, and cheers — the ultimate game of daring and luck for your next party! 🐊🍹
Drinking Game – ProseccoAdd a touch of bubbly fun to your next gathering with the Prosecco Drinking Game! Perfect for parties, hens nights, and celebrations, this game combines the elegance of prosecco with playful competition.Set Includes:
12 plastic prosecco glasses — stylish, lightweight, and reusable
6 pink ping pong balls — bright, fun, and easy to spot
How to Play:Arrange the glasses in a triangular formation and take turns bouncing the pink ping pong balls, aiming to land them in the glasses. When a ball lands, the opposing team drinks! First team to clear their opponent's glasses wins.A prosecco-inspired twist on a classic party game — cheers to good times and endless laughs! 🥂🍾
Adult Funny Pens – Say It Without Saying It ✍️😏Why bite your tongue when your pen can do the talking? Our Adult Funny Pens are the perfect mix of sass, sarcasm, and stationery. Each pen comes with its own hilarious saying and bold colour, making them the ultimate desk accessory for anyone who thrives on a little humour at work, school, or home.
With smooth writing ink and a comfortable grip, they’re not just funny — they’re functional too. Perfect for gifting 🎁, office banter 😂, or keeping people out of your personal bubble 🙅.
Available Titles:
That Idea Is Garbage 🗑️
Dream Crusher 💭💥
Blah Blah Blah 🙃
How About NO 🚫
Leave Me Alone 😒
Shhhhhh… Nobody Cares 🤫
I Don’t Care 😎
Stop Talking 🛑
Because sometimes, the pen really is mightier than the swear word 💥.
🔥 Drink Up B*tches Metal Flask 🔥Sassy, bold, and perfect for your next adventure! This sleek metal flask is a must-have for anyone who loves to bring the party wherever they go. Whether you're out with friends or just want a cheeky sip on the go, this flask has you covered. 🥂✨With its fun "Drink Up B*tches" design, it's the ultimate statement piece for anyone who isn't afraid to add a little attitude to their drinkware! 🍾💃Grab yours today and drink in style! 🖤
Strap-On Willy Hoopla Game
Add a hilarious twist to your Hens Night with the Strap-On Willy Hoopla Game! Strap on this oversized pink willy and prepare for a side-splitting game of hoopla. The game is simple: your friends take turns trying to land the colorful rings onto your huge willy for a cheeky and fun-filled experience.
With a 9-inch strap-on willy and 6 assorted color rings included, this game is perfect for creating your own naughty rewards and punishments. It’s guaranteed to provide endless laughs and excitement, proving that you don’t need a man to have a good time!
SPECIFICATION
Dimensions: 300(L) x 100(W) x 100(H) mm
Packaged in a color box
Have Your Shot Full Strength Without the Dilution of IceElevate your whiskey experience with our Stainless Steel Whisky Bullets — the ultimate way to enjoy your drink chilled and undiluted. Crafted with food-safe freezing gel, these sleek stainless steel bullets cool your whiskey faster than ice and maintain the perfect temperature, so you can savour every sip without compromising on flavour.Features:
Pure Chill: Cool your whiskey rapidly without diluting it with ice cubes
Fast & Efficient: Food-safe freezing gel chills much quicker than traditional ice
Elegantly Functional: Designed to sink and stay at the bottom of your glass, adding a touch of class
Luxury Packaging: Comes in a magnetic clasp box with 4 bullets and a black velvet bag — perfect gift for whiskey lovers
Specifications:
Dimensions: 10(L) x 10(W) x 60(H) mm
Set of 4 bullets
Packaging: Colour box with magnetic clasp
Note: For optimal use, avoid biting or swallowing the bullets. Stainless steel ensures no added flavours or smells. Easy to clean and reusable indefinitely.Enjoy your whiskey the way it was meant to be — chilled, pure, and perfectly undiluted. 🥃
Light up your pride with this Rainbow Male Form Candle! Beautifully crafted and infused with a sweet strawberry scent, this bold and colourful candle makes a stunning decorative statement in any space.Product Features:
Unique Design: A striking male form in vibrant rainbow colours — a standout decorative piece
Sweet Scent: Infused with a delightful strawberry fragrance
Decorative & Functional: Perfect for home décor or creating a cosy, colourful ambiance
Safety Instructions:If burning, ensure a stable heat-resistant surface underneath to catch any dripsSpecifications:
Dimensions: 65(L) x 45(W) x 120(H) mm
Packaging: Colourful gift box
Celebrate pride and illuminate your space with beauty and fragrance! 🌈🕯️
Thrust and Catch Ball-and-Cup Party Game
Get ready for laughter and fun with the Thrust and Catch Ball-and-Cup Party Game! This hilarious game will get your heart rate up as you put the cup around your waist and thrust to catch the ball on the string. Perfect for parties, this game guarantees a good time for everyone involved.
Product Features:
Fun and Active: A hilarious ball-and-cup party game that gets your heart rate up and keeps everyone entertained.
Easy to Use: Simply put the cup around your waist, attach the ball on the string, and thrust to catch the ball.
Complete Set: Comes with a plastic tub, elastic band, and ball on string.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 120(L) x 120(W) x 120(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a colorful box, making it an ideal gift or party accessory.
Bring excitement to your next gathering with the Thrust and Catch Ball-and-Cup Party Game and enjoy hours of laughter and fun!
The Lifesaver - Candy Wrapper Concealed Vibrator
Sweeten things up in the bedroom with The Lifesaver. Concealed in a cute vintage candy wrapper-styled case, this pretty pink vibrator is perfect for when the stress is too much to handle - it's a Lifesaver! This discreet and charming design makes it an excellent bachelorette or adult novelty gift.
Product Features:
Discreet Design: Concealed within a cute vintage candy wrapper-styled case, ensuring privacy and a touch of whimsy.
Perfect for Stress Relief: Ideal for those moments when you need a little pick-me-up.
Great Gift Idea: Makes an excellent bachelorette or adult novelty gift.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 27(L) x 27(W) x 117(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a colorful box.
Power Requirements: Requires 1 x AA battery (not included).
Spice up your intimate moments with The Lifesaver and enjoy a playful twist on stress relief!
Light up your pride with this Rainbow Female Form Candle! Beautifully crafted and infused with a sweet strawberry scent, this stunning candle adds a touch of colour and elegance to any space.Product Features:
Unique Design: A stunning female form in vibrant rainbow colours — a standout decorative piece
Sweet Scent: Infused with a delightful strawberry fragrance
Decorative & Functional: Perfect for home décor or creating a cosy ambiance
Safety Instructions:If burning, ensure a stable heat-resistant surface underneath to catch any dripsSpecifications:
Dimensions: 65(L) x 45(W) x 120(H) mm
Packaging: Colourful gift box
Illuminate your space with beauty and fragrance! 🌈🕯️
Looking for a perky start to your day? The Bouncing Boobs 3D Rude Mug takes your morning cuppa to the next level with a playful twist — literally. The 3D boobs bounce and swivel towards you with each sip, turning heads and raising eyebrows at the breakfast table!Product Features:
Unique 3D Design: Woman's torso with bouncing 3D boobs that swivel as you drink
Quality Material: Durable ceramic for long-lasting use
Care Instructions: Hand wash only — not microwave or dishwasher safe
Specifications:
Dimensions: 165(L) x 110(W) x 115(H) mm
Packaging: Brown box with colour label
Add some fun to your mornings and enjoy your coffee with a smile! ☕😄
Morning Glory Swivel Willy 3D Rude Mug
Looking for a bit of morning glory? Try this Swivel Willy 3D Rude Mug! Take your morning cuppa to the next level with a playful twist - literally. The 3D willy on this mug swivels towards you with each sip. Turn heads and raise eyebrows with this cheeky mug that's sure to bring laughter to your breakfast table!
Product Features:
Unique Design: Featuring a man's crotch and a 3D swivel willy that adds a playful twist to your morning routine.
Swivel Action: The willy swivels towards you as you drink, making each sip a fun experience.
Quality Material: Crafted from durable ceramic to ensure long-lasting use.
Care Instructions: Hand wash only. Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher use to maintain its quality and functionality.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 165(L) x 110(W) x 115(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a brown box with a colorful label, making it a perfect gift.
Add some fun to your mornings with the Swivel Willy 3D Rude Mug and enjoy your coffee with a smile!
🌈 New Arrival: Rainbow Willy 18+ Bath Bomb! 🌈
Add a splash of cheeky fun to your bath time with our Rainbow Willy 18+ Bath Bomb! Perfect for those who enjoy a playful twist, this bath bomb combines humor with relaxation, making it an ideal gift for someone with a great sense of fun. 🛁✨
Drop it in and watch as it fizzes, creating a vibrant rainbow effect and releasing a delightful fragrance that will make your bath both entertaining and indulgent. 🌈😄
Why you'll love it:
Infused with skin-loving ingredients for a soothing and moisturizing bath.
Bright, rainbow colors and a playful design to liven up bath time.
Ideal for a humorous gift or a fun treat for yourself.
Make bath time a colorful and memorable experience with the Rainbow Willy 18+ Bath Bomb from Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop!
💜 Veejayjay 18+ Bath Bomb! 💜
Looking to spice up your bath time with a bit of cheeky fun? Our Veejayjay 18+ Bath Bomb is just what you need! Perfect for those who appreciate a playful and humorous gift, this bath bomb is sure to add a touch of laughter and relaxation to any bath. 🛁✨
Drop it in and watch as it fizzes, releasing vibrant colors and a delightful fragrance, making bath time both entertaining and indulgent. 🌈😉
Why you'll love it:
Infused with skin-loving ingredients for a soothing and moisturizing bath.
Fun colors and a cheeky design to brighten up your bath routine.
Ideal for a humorous gift or to enjoy a bit of playful relaxation yourself.
Make bath time a fun and memorable experience with the Veejayjay 18+ Bath Bomb from Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop!
Doodle Toss Hens Night Drinking Game
Get ready for your hens night with the 3d Doodle Toss Game! This fun and compact game is perfect for adding a playful twist to your celebrations.
What's Included:
A set of 5 Small Rings
A set of 5 Large Rings
Game Details:
Base Dimensions: 58mm x 68mm
Height: 74mm
Ring Sizes:
Small Rings: 33mm wide
Large Rings: 45mm wide
With rings in 5 different colors, the game offers a vibrant and exciting challenge. The smaller rings increase the difficulty level, making the game even more entertaining. Gather your friends and see who can toss the rings with the most accuracy!
Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe
LIFE IS TOUGH
Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby?
Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you.
They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.
115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.
R18 Candle: Hawk Tauh "Spit on That Thang" Large Candle
Ignite your senses with the bold and captivating Hawk Tauh "Spit on That Thang" Large Candle. Handcrafted with precision and passion in our store at 155 Keen Street, Lismore, this candle embodies the perfect blend of sophistication and daring.
Our R18 collection is known for its unique and provocative scents, and "Spit on That Thang" is no exception. Choose your fragrance from the below scents.
Each candle is made from premium soy wax, ensuring a clean, long-lasting burn that fills your space with its irresistible aroma. The large size guarantees extended enjoyment, making it a standout piece in any room.
Experience the hilarious Hwak Tauh candle, where every flame tells a story.
Let your pride shine bright with our Willy Candle Rainbow Pride! 🌈 Ignite your space with the vibrant colors of the rainbow, celebrating love, diversity, and inclusivity in style.
Infused with a sweet strawberry scent, this candle not only adds a pop of color to your decor but fills the air with a delightful fragrance, creating an atmosphere of warmth and positivity. Whether you're hosting a pride-themed party, setting the mood for a romantic evening, or simply brightening up your living space, this candle is sure to spark joy.
Crafted with care and attention to detail, our rainbow willy candle stands tall and proud at 195mm, making it a standout centerpiece for any occasion. Packaged in a colorful box, it's also the perfect gift for friends, family, or anyone who wants to add a touch of rainbow magic to their life.
Remember, if you're lighting up your pride, make sure to place the candle on a stable, heat-resistant surface for safety. Let your light shine and spread love wherever you go with our Willy Candle Rainbow Pride!
Spice up your dining experience with a dash of humour and a pinch of cheekiness with the Flavour Mates Boobs Salt & Pepper Set! Because why settle for ordinary seasoning when you can add a touch of fun to every meal?Crafted with a playful spirit, these shapely salt and pepper shakers are sure to bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the seasoning. Whether you're hosting a dinner party, spicing up a romantic meal, or just adding some flavour to your everyday dishes, these companions are here to enhance your culinary adventures.With their eye-catching design and ample curves, these shakers are as delightful to display as they are functional. Made from high-quality materials, they're built to last through countless meals and laughs.Give your dining table a little personality — seasoning with a side of sass, because every meal deserves a pinch of fun! 🧂😄
"Introducing the Red Ring For Sex Bell – the ultimate blend of convenience and cheekiness! Tired of resorting to elaborate signals or awkward hints to get your partner's attention? Look no further than this little red wonder!
Simply ring the bell, and let the magic happen. Whether you're feeling frisky, flirty, or just plain impatient, this bell is your ticket to instant connection.
Imagine the possibilities: Want to spice up a mundane Monday night? Ding! Craving a little romance during a Netflix marathon? Ding! Or maybe you just want to see your partner's adorable 'What did you just ring?' face. Ding ding ding!
Crafted from high-quality materials and designed to withstand even the most enthusiastic dings, this bell is a must-have for any adventurous couple. So go ahead, give it a ring, and let the fun begin!
Warning: Use responsibly. Excessive ringing may lead to unexpected surprises, spontaneous laughter, and a newfound appreciation for the power of a simple bell."
"Introducing the Grow Your Own Willy Kit: because who needs a green thumb when you can have a pink one? Ever wish you could cultivate your own companion, without the hassle of dating apps or the unpredictability of blind dates? Look no further!
With our kit, you'll go from seed to "see it" in no time! Just add water, a little sunlight, and a whole lot of giggles, and watch in amazement as your very own Willy sprouts up, ready to add a touch of whimsy to any environment.
Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or simply as a conversation starter, Grow Your Own Willy is the ultimate in cheeky gardening. Plus, it's organic, biodegradable, and guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most hardened of green thumbs.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous blushing, and a sudden surge in popularity among your friends. Grow responsibly!"
CHEAP C^NT Earrings are crafted with meticulous attention to detail and quality materials to ensure both style and durability. Here's what makes them so special:
High-Quality Acrylic: These earrings are made from premium 3mm laser-cut acrylic, guaranteeing a sleek and polished finish.
Stainless Steel Components: The acrylic pieces are securely attached with tightly closed stainless steel jump rings, ensuring longevity and stability.
Surgical Stainless Steel Earring Posts: We prioritize comfort and safety, which is why we use high-quality surgical stainless steel earring posts. They are lead and nickel-free, making them ideal for those with sensitive ears. The posts are 12mm long for a comfortable fit.
Embedded Glitter: Our designs feature AHMAZING glitter that is embedded within clear acrylic. While some parts may have more glitter than others, this adds to the unique charm of each piece. It's not a flaw but a feature that makes every earring one-of-a-kind.
Color Variations: Please note that colors may appear differently on various screens and devices. Rest assured, we strive to accurately capture the beauty of each design in our product images.
With the CHEAP C^NT Earrings, you can confidently showcase your style with a touch of sass and humor. Grab a pair and let your personality shine! ✨
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Get Ready For The Ultimate Game Night
"Get ready for the ultimate game night with the adult party game designed for those with a truly F*cked Up sense of humor!"
Let loose and embrace the hilarity as you dive into a world of outrageous fun and unpredictable antics. This game is guaranteed to keep the laughter flowing and the good times rolling.
Gather your friends, unleash your inner mischievous side, and prepare for a night filled with unforgettable moments. It's time to challenge your wit, push the boundaries, and create memories that will leave you laughing long after the game is over.
Get ready to unleash the madness!
Get Ready For The Ultimate Game Night
Sit back and relax while playing Who’s The Cunt? at your next house party or bingo night! Ask questions like “Does your cunt look like Jesus” or “Does your cunt look like they need Jesus?”
115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book
We are all sinners. If you love a laugh, dropping the f-bomb, innuendos and sarcasm, then this book is for you.
Perfect for when life is not going so well, for giving to your best friend, husband, wife, boss, your grown-up kids or the dickhead down the road that has driven you nuts for years.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
You are fucking epic.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Chick Magnet
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TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
Say hello to your new cheeky bathroom essential — exclusively at Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop! 🛁✨
These fun and quirky soaps are handcrafted with artistic precision and a playful twist. They’re bold, whimsical, and sure to spark a smile whenever someone spots them on your soap dish. 😉
But it’s not just about the look — the fragrance is pure spa-day bliss! One whiff and you’ll feel like you’ve stepped into a fragrant paradise. 🌸
On top of that, they’re smooth, hydrating, and wonderfully gentle on your skin. Basically, it’s like being blessed by the soap gods themselves. ✨
Cleanliness doesn’t have to be boring — why not make it a cheeky little adventure? 😜
Colours may differ
