Featuring one of our popular blends to repel Nit wits.
Passionfruit, lime, raspberry, with subtle hints of orange, melon and rose (these are not natural essential oils but a synthetic creation. (just in case Karen is an essential oils expert and is thinking of complaining). Some times fragrances are chosen at random.
Shake the spray bottle well to ensure that the ingredients are thoroughly mixed.
Next, identify the area or room in which you'd like to use the spray.
Hold the bottle at arm's length and aim the nozzle away from your face and any people or pets in the vicinity.
Give the trigger a gentle squeeze to release a fine mist into the air.
Allow the spray to settle, and you'll notice the intriguing scent filling the room.
It's essential to remember that this product is meant for fun and should be used in a context where its name is taken with a sense of humor.
So, go ahead, and spritz away to add a cheeky twist to your environment, but do so responsibly and in a way that's considerate of those around you..... who we kidding... we want them to go away!
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
I love every bone in your body... but there's one I am especially fond of
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy birthday you old tart.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
A big fucking thank you, you're the duck's nuts.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
The path to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
I've decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat: pictures, mirrors, scales...
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Just be you, and if people don't like it, well, fuck them.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand | Funny Quote Cards
Nothing is under control and that’s okay. Just take a chill pill and use these 24 quotations of sarcasm and snarkiness to get you through the chaos.
There's nothing better than a beautifully shaped box filled with sweet naughtiness. Little Defamations are the perfect gift for adults of all ages.
Each themed pack is filled with 24 juicy messages that will defame, demean and delight. To make sure they remain erect at all times (unlike some things) the box comes complete with a wooden display stand.
Whack them beside your bed, in the dunny or the lounge room and discover that inappropriate thoughts are the perfect elixir for everything.
These Little Defamations are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly paper.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
What the Fuck? has 24 messages for the Mondays in your life.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words.
Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame.
They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time.
The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
The “Just For You” box is our chocolate dick in a box for expressing the loooooooove.
Boxed in a beautiful bright floral design, the “Just For You” box could be mistaken for something much more expensive & innocent…
The “You Are The T*ts” Pop-up card is our beautiful and busty card that just loves to flaunt it.
Upon gifting, the recipient is faced with two simple words, ‘YOU ARE’. Faced with the dire consequences of never knowing what they possibly are, they commence to open, only to be faced with two very large and beautiful breasts and the words ‘The T*ts’. Now, you can’t get any more complimentary than that!
Give your friend a compliment (we rarely do complimentary cards!) to one of your friends today, with our hilarious pop-up ‘You are the T*ts’ 🍒 card.
Possibly the greatest pop-up card in the world…
Our “What’s in the Box” Pop-up card looks innocent on the outside, showcasing a curiously wrapped box.... that looks like it may have something inside.
Upon opening, the recipient will soon find themselves confronted by a large, erect penis exploding out from the box.
Hilarious.
Introducing the "Giggly Gummy Gherkin" – the wobbly, squishy, and totally silly gift that's sure to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone!
Do you ever find yourself in a pickle when searching for a hilarious and jaw-dropping gift? Well, we've got just the thing! Our Giggly Gummy Gherkin is here to add some zing to your next celebration. It's the snack that's shaped like a snack you probably shouldn't bring to a family gathering, but hey, we're all about making sweet memories!
This phallic-inspired confection is the perfect blend of wobble and giggle. Whether you're looking to surprise your friends, shock your grandma, or just give your taste buds an unforgettable adventure, the Giggly Gummy Gherkin is a guaranteed conversation starter. Who says you can't have your candy and laugh at it too?
Made with the finest wobble-tastic ingredients, this gherkin-shaped delight boasts a sweet, fruity flavor explosion that will have you doing a double-take with every bite. It's so delicious you might even forget it's a comically shaped treat – until the giggles start, that is.
Not only is the Giggly Gummy Gherkin perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or office pranks, but it's also a great icebreaker. Just imagine the priceless expressions when you present this wobbly wonder at your next event. And, don't worry, it's 100% safe for consumption, so go ahead and take a big bite out of your sense of humor!
So, add a little pickle to your life and a whole lot of laughter with the Giggly Gummy Gherkin. It's not just a candy – it's a side-splitting experience that'll leave everyone in stitches (and maybe craving more gherkins). Get yours today and turn any occasion into a hilarious, lolly-licious adventure!
The ‘Indulge’ Box is our finest selection of chocolates, shaped like ass holes.
Yes, if you thought we couldn’t get any cruder, we went ahead and developed some of the most realistic edible anus’s on the planet today!
The Box is beautifully designed on the outside with no obvious clue as to what may lie inside.
There are 4x of these ass-crafted chocolates for your recipient to indulge in.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate anus’s will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.
The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory chocolate d*ck in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Chocolate, our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a d*ck.
The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm
Shipped anonymously from our secret-warehouse.
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in, even better, chocolate d*cks are in, especially ones that are hidden in cute little flowery boxes with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front.
Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate, our chocolate d*ck will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a eat.
The original & absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up their dog’s sh*t.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yuuuummmmmm.
Shipped anonymously from our super-secret warehouse.
The ‘Calm Your T*ts’ Box is our busty and beautiful box, targeted for gifting to friends or constantly overacting work colleagues!
With the complimentary words of ‘You are Breathtaking’ on the top, any soul would be oblivious as to what truly lies beneath.
Which is – 1 giant pair of beautiful chocolate t*ts with the words ‘CALM YOUR T*TS’ inscribed onto the back face.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate titties will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Welcome to Mel's Melting Moments Candles Willy Soap World!
YEP THEY'RE WILLY SOAPS
These "little" willys of heaven are amazing visually and so smoothing to the nostrils, skin and hands - wow never thought id be typing that.
Our handmade soap is made of vegetable oils and butters that are rich in antioxidants, vitamins and nutrients that are essential to healthy skin. Our soap helps improve your skin and relieves itchiness, dryness and skin conditions such as eczema, psoriasis and acne. Suitable for all skin types.
I pride myself in all product I stock are NOT tested on animals, free from parabens, mineral oil, phthalates, formaldehyde, PEGs and is also gluten free and non-GMO.
HOW TO USE wet the soap and work up a lather for at least 15 seconds... or more if needed (LOL) before you start washing yourself. You can apply the soap directly to your body or you can use a washcloth or loofah.CAN I EAT THIS? No, do not eat - we are food for the skin. External use only. If reaction occurs, discontinue use.
For external use only - sorry hahaINGREDIENTS Aqua, glycerine (from canola), Sodium cocoate, (soap from coconut) sorbitol (a sugar alcohol), sodium stearate (from canola), cocoamidopropyl betaine (coco betaine from coconut), sodium chloride (salt) sodium citrate (salts of citric acid), Cocos nucifera (coconut oil) polyglyceryl-4 oleate (from sunflower and canola oils, trisodium sulfosuccinate, citric acid.
