Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm. 330 ml stoneware mug. Microwave & dishwasher safe
When I get to work I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find.
Does being spoken to before you've had your ‚'morning brown' make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They've got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach - or just to give yourself a chuckle.
The Arse/Face Soap is a jumbo-sized, peach-scented bar that adds a touch of humour to any daily routine. Featuring a playful, double-sided design and an eye-catching counter display unit, this soap is a fantastic gifting solution and a standout novelty offering for any store.
Range Details:
Humorous design with "Face" on one side and "Arse" on the other
Peach-scented fragrance!
Made from quality, skin-friendly ingredients!
🔥 Drink Up B*tches Metal Flask 🔥
Sassy, bold, and perfect for your next adventure! This sleek metal flask is a must-have for anyone who loves to bring the party wherever they go. Whether you're out with friends or just want a cheeky sip on the go, this flask has you covered. 🥂✨
With its fun “Drink Up B*tches” design, it's the ultimate statement piece for anyone who isn’t afraid to add a little attitude to their drinkware! 🍾💃
Grab yours today and drink in style! 🖤
#DrinkUpBitches #FlaskLife #SassySips #Cheers
🍹🎉 Ready to level up your party game? 🎉🍹
Check out our Wooden Serving Paddle with 6 Shot Glasses! Perfect for turning any gathering into an unforgettable experience. Serve up your favorite shots in style and keep the fun flowing all night long! 🥳🍻
🍾 Hand wash only – not dishwasher safe!🎁 Comes in a sleek gift-ready color box, so it's perfect for gifting too!
Get yours now and bring some extra class to your next celebration! 🎉💃🕺
Strap-On Willy Hoopla Game
Add a hilarious twist to your Hens Night with the Strap-On Willy Hoopla Game! Strap on this oversized pink willy and prepare for a side-splitting game of hoopla. The game is simple: your friends take turns trying to land the colorful rings onto your huge willy for a cheeky and fun-filled experience.
With a 9-inch strap-on willy and 6 assorted color rings included, this game is perfect for creating your own naughty rewards and punishments. It’s guaranteed to provide endless laughs and excitement, proving that you don’t need a man to have a good time!
SPECIFICATION
Dimensions: 300(L) x 100(W) x 100(H) mm
Packaged in a color box
Who is the Biggest Slut? Drinking Game
Get ready for a night of risqué fun with the "Who is the Biggest Slut?" Drinking Game! Perfect for parties, hens nights, or any gathering with a cheeky crowd, this game promises hours of hilarious and naughty confessions.
Featuring over 550 sexually outrageous questions, the game includes 69 cards with 8 questions each, an 8-sided die, and a rule card. Simply roll the die to reveal a question number, read it aloud, and take a drink if you’ve done it! The more outrageous the question, the more fun you’ll have.
Packed in a colorful box, this game is designed to add a touch of excitement and laughter to your festivities. Get ready to challenge your friends and discover who’s really the biggest slut among you!
SPECIFICATION
Dimensions: 85(L) x 30(W) x 120(H) mm
Packaged in a color box
Prescription Coffee Mug
Can't live without your morning brew? Then you need this Prescription Coffee Mug—just what the doctor ordered! Shaped like a (fake) prescription pill bottle, this quirky 3D mug is designed to deliver your daily dose of caffeine with a side of laughter. Every detail is injected with punny humor, featuring faux doctor and patient names, funny instructions, refills, and even a playful expiration date.
Holding approximately 350 mL, this mug is perfect for perking up your daily grind. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, though hand washing is recommended to prevent fading and keep the vibrant details intact.
Whether you're a coffee addict, a fan of novelty items, or looking for the perfect gift for someone who can't start their day without a cup of joe, this Prescription Coffee Mug is a must-have. Because when it comes to waking up, laughter truly is the best medicine!
SPECIFICATION
Dimensions: 85(L) x 85(W) x 107(H) mm
Packaged in a color window box
Have Your Shot Full Strength Without the Dilution of Ice
Elevate your whiskey experience with our Stainless Steel Whisky Bullets—the ultimate way to enjoy your drink chilled and undiluted. Crafted with food-safe freezing gel, these sleek, stainless steel bullets cool your whiskey faster than ice and maintain the perfect temperature, so you can savor every sip without compromising on flavor.
Features:
Pure Chill: Cool your whiskey rapidly and maintain the ideal temperature without diluting it with ice cubes.
Fast and Efficient: Filled with food-safe freezing gel, these bullets chill much quicker than traditional ice.
Elegantly Functional: Designed to sink and stay at the bottom of your glass, adding a touch of class to your amber-colored whiskey.
Luxury Packaging: Comes in a classy magnetic clasp box with four bullets and one luxurious black velvet bag, making it a perfect gift for enthusiasts of war movies or shooting games.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 10(L) x 10(W) x 60(H) mm
Packaging: Colour box
Note: For optimal use, avoid biting or swallowing the bullets. The stainless steel material ensures no added flavors or smells, and they are easy to clean and reusable indefinitely.
Enjoy your whiskey the way it was meant to be—chilled, pure, and perfectly undiluted.
Wake Up to an Explosive Double Hit with the Dual-Function Grenade Mug!
Kickstart your day with a bang and a burst of fun with our Dual-Function Grenade Mug! Designed to make mornings more exciting, this mug features a bold grenade design that combines a cup for your favorite coffee or tea with a functional water pipe underneath.
Features:
Dual Functionality: Enjoy your coffee or tea in the cup, while the functional water pipe below adds an explosive twist to your routine.
Novelty Design: The striking grenade shape ensures you start your day with a bang and a touch of adventure.
Clean and Separate: The mug’s liquid is kept entirely separate from the pipe’s liquid, so your drink stays fresh and untainted by smoke.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 160(L) x 100(W) x 105(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a brown box with a colorful label.
Add a little explosive excitement to your mornings with this unique and functional mug!
Wake Up to a Double Hit and Stay Perky All Day Long with the Dual-Function Voluptuous Mug!
Add a cheeky twist to your daily routine with our Dual-Function Voluptuous Mug. This playful mug, designed in a peachy flesh tone, combines a functional water pipe with a cup for your favorite coffee or tea. Perfect for those who appreciate both style and a bit of fun!
Features:
Dual Functionality: Savor your coffee or tea in the upper cup, while the functional water pipe underneath adds an extra layer of enjoyment.
Novelty Design: Featuring a voluptuous, peachy flesh tone, this mug is as unique as it is practical.
Clean and Separate: The mug’s liquid remains entirely separate from the pipe’s liquid, ensuring your drink stays fresh and untainted by smoke.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 180(L) x 105(W) x 125(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a brown box with a colorful label.
Brighten your mornings and stay perky with this fun and functional mug!
Wake Up to a Double Hit with the Dual-Function Alien Mug!
Start your day with a twist of novelty and functionality! Our Dual-Function Alien Mug combines your favorite morning beverage with a unique water pipe feature. Designed in a striking jade green alien theme, this mug isn't just a conversation starter—it’s a practical addition to your routine.
Features:
Dual Functionality: Enjoy your coffee or tea in the upper cup, while the functional water pipe underneath allows for a separate smoking experience.
Novelty Design: Stand out with the distinctive alien design in a vibrant jade green.
Clean and Safe: The mug’s liquid and the pipe’s liquid remain completely separate, ensuring your drink is always fresh and untainted by smoke.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 145(L) x 125(W) x 115(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a brown box with a colorful label for a touch of flair.
Embrace innovation and style with this out-of-this-world mug!
Light up your pride with this Rainbow Female Form Candle! This beautifully crafted candle is not just a feast for the eyes but also a treat for the senses with its sweet strawberry scent. Perfect for home decor, it adds a touch of color and elegance to any space.
Product Features:
Unique Design: A stunning female form in a vibrant rainbow color, making it a standout piece for your home.
Sweet Scent: Infused with a delightful strawberry fragrance that fills your space with a sweet aroma.
Decorative and Functional: Perfect for adding a decorative touch to your home or for creating a cozy ambiance.
Safety Instructions:
If burning, ensure a stable, heat-resistant surface underneath to catch any drips and prevent damage.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 65(L) x 45(W) x 120(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a colorful box, making it an ideal gift.
Illuminate your space with the Rainbow Female Form Candle and enjoy the perfect blend of beauty and fragrance!
