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Off you Fuck Spray 100ml

Description

Featuring one of our popular blends to repel fuck wits.

Passionfruit, lime, raspberry, with subtle hints of orange, melon and rose (these are not natural essential oils but a synthetic creation. (just in case Karen is an essential oils expert and is thinking of complaining). 

  1. Shake the spray bottle well to ensure that the ingredients are thoroughly mixed.
  2. Next, identify the area or room in which you'd like to use the spray.
  3. Hold the bottle at arm's length and aim the nozzle away from your face and any people or pets in the vicinity.
  4. Give the trigger a gentle squeeze to release a fine mist into the air.
  5. Allow the spray to settle, and you'll notice the intriguing scent filling the room.

It's essential to remember that this product is meant for fun and should be used in a context where its name is taken with a sense of humor.

So, go ahead, and spritz away to add a cheeky twist to your environment, but do so responsibly and in a way that's considerate of those around you..... who we kidding... we want them to fuck off!

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      Description

      Featuring one of our popular blends to repel fuck wits.

      Passionfruit, lime, raspberry, with subtle hints of orange, melon and rose (these are not natural essential oils but a synthetic creation. (just in case Karen is an essential oils expert and is thinking of complaining). 

      1. Shake the spray bottle well to ensure that the ingredients are thoroughly mixed.
      2. Next, identify the area or room in which you'd like to use the spray.
      3. Hold the bottle at arm's length and aim the nozzle away from your face and any people or pets in the vicinity.
      4. Give the trigger a gentle squeeze to release a fine mist into the air.
      5. Allow the spray to settle, and you'll notice the intriguing scent filling the room.

      It's essential to remember that this product is meant for fun and should be used in a context where its name is taken with a sense of humor.

      So, go ahead, and spritz away to add a cheeky twist to your environment, but do so responsibly and in a way that's considerate of those around you..... who we kidding... we want them to fuck off!

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