Prepare to elevate your shower game with Mel's Melting Moments Candles' latest creation: Jizzy Tiddy Soap!
These curvaceous wonders are more visually captivating than a Renaissance painting, sculpted with such precision that they put soap carving competitions to shame.
The scent is as enchanting as the finest perfume, turning your bathroom into a fragrant paradise where cleanliness meets comedy.
The smoothness on your skin and hands is like a silky caress from the soap goddesses themselves. Who would have thought that washing up could be such a sensual experience? Jizzy Tiddy Soap is not just soap; it's a masterpiece that transforms your shower routine into a giggle-filled adventure.
Plus, it makes for the perfect gag gift—because nothing says "I care about your hygiene and sense of humor" quite like a voluptuous soap bar!
HOW TO USE wet the soap and work up a lather for at least 15 seconds... or more if needed (LOL) before you start washing yourself. You can apply the soap directly to your body or you can use a washcloth or loofah.
CAN I EAT THIS? No, do not eat - we are food for the skin. External use only. If reaction occurs, discontinue use.
For external use only - sorry haha
INGREDIENTS Aqua, glycerine (from canola), Sodium cocoate, (soap from coconut) sorbitol (a sugar alcohol), sodium stearate (from canola), cocoamidopropyl betaine (coco betaine from coconut), sodium chloride (salt) sodium citrate (salts of citric acid), Cocos nucifera (coconut oil) polyglyceryl-4 oleate (from sunflower and canola oils, trisodium sulfosuccinate, citric acid.