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🎄🎁 Attention Secret Santa Shoppers: Brace Yourselves! 🎁🎄
🎅 Looking to spread a little sarcasm this season? Meet the ultimate stocking stuffer for that special someone who’s just a teensy bit over people. Presenting our NEW Secret Santa Gift Line Pens! 🖊️
These snarky scribblers are perfect for coworkers, friends, or even the Grinchiest of family members who prefer their holiday spirit with a shot of “Leave me alone!” 😉
🌟 Highlights from this magical lineup: 🌟
“Your face is weird” – Because we’re all friends here, right? 😆
“That idea is garbage” – Honesty is the best policy (except at the holiday party).
“I hate everyone too” – The ultimate icebreaker. Or, you know… ice-maker. 🧊
“That’s not my job” – For when "volunteering" isn’t a thing.
“Blah Blah Blah” – Perfect for every meeting.
“Leave me alone” – The only pen to come with its own do-not-disturb aura. 🌪️
“Per my last email” – Office-approved subtle shade for the holiday season.
“I don’t care” – Can also be used year-round! 🎉
Grab yours while they last – these pens are about to be the most “loved” gift in the Secret Santa lineup! 😆
Examples of styles and colours may differ
