Greeting Cards - Adults Only
Piss off - funny jumbo farewell card
Size: 210 x 297 mm (A4) | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope “Piss off! Uh, what we mean to say is; goodbye and good luck.” Say farewell the Defamations way — with zero filter and maximum laughs. Whether you're sending off a beloved coworker or gleefully waving goodbye, this jumbo card sets the tone perfectly. Jumbo size = more space for everyone’s signatures (and snarky messages) Blank inside so your crew can say it loud, proud, and wildly inappropriately Designed in our Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia Comes with a kraft envelope large enough to handle all the greatness inside You know what they say about big cards? That’s right — big envelopes. And even bigger laughs. Perfect for group goodbyes, office farewells, or just a dramatic exit.
$9.95
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Greeting Card – “Sex on the Cards
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope For the cheeky ones who love a good tease, this birthday card delivers the punchline perfectly: “I told you sex would be on the cards for your Birthday... so here you go. Happy Birthday.” Wickedly witty and just the right amount of inappropriate, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a dramatic eye-roll). Blank inside so you can add your own flirty or funny message Part of our unapologetically cheeky Defamations Greeting Card range Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia Includes a natural kraft envelope for a rustic, no-fuss finish Ideal for partners, close friends, or anyone with a naughty sense of humour. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - Happy Birthday. 21. It's now time to grow the fuck up!
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. Happy Birthday. 21. It's now time to grow the fuck up! Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - What goes up but never comes down - your age
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - I Got So Excited I Drank Your Present!
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope I got so excited I drank your present! Happy birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - From Your Much Much Younger Friend!
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope Happy Birthday. From your much... much... much younger friend! Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - You're my no.1 to get smashed with
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope You're my No.1 to get smashed with! Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - Roses are red. Violets are blue. Booze costs less than dinner for two. Cheers.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Roses are red. Violets are blue. Booze costs less than dinner for two. Cheers. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - Happy Birthday Tiger
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy Birthday Tiger Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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