115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. What a beautiful day not to give a fuck about anyone.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
LGFU. Let's get fucked up. Happy birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy birthday you old tart.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Special delivery! It's your brand new chewing, spewing, pooing noise machine... Not to mention loss of sleep and a drain on the bank account. But you know... "Just focus on the joy"
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
A big fucking thank you, you're the duck's nuts.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
It's probably time to start lying about your age. Happy Birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“Fucking fabulous? That’s you. Happy birthday.”
Bold, brash, and brutally honest — this birthday card is for the fabulous friend who deserves nothing less than full-throttle flattery (with a bit of attitude). Whether they strut or stumble into another year, this card says it loud and proud.
Blank inside for your own sassy sentiment
From the unapologetically wicked Defamations Greeting Card collection
Designed in our Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia
Comes with a natural kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, and hilariously inappropriate — our cards are made to shock, delight, and make even the straight-laced snort. Because life’s too short for boring birthday wishes.
"I'm So Excited - Birthday Card"
Capture the thrill of their special day with a card that radiates pure excitement and joy!
Front Message: "I'm SO excited... It's Your Birthday!" (complete with bold, colorful lettering and festive confetti bursts).
Design: A bright, celebratory theme with streamers, balloons, and a big smiling sun for extra cheer.
Inside: Blank for your enthusiastic, heartfelt, or funny message.
Material: Premium matte-finish cardstock for a vibrant, high-quality look.
Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and impactful.
Envelope: Comes with a cheerful yellow envelope to complement the card’s vibe.
Perfect for anyone who loves a little extra energy in their birthday greetings! 🎂✨
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
I love you to the moon + back... but sometimes I just want to leave you there!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“You are fucking epic.”
Sometimes, a simple compliment needs a little extra punch — and this card delivers it with unapologetic flair. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, this bold card is made for legends who deserve to hear it like it is.
Blank inside for your own outrageous or heartfelt message
Part of the hilariously inappropriate Defamations Greeting Card collection
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia
Includes a natural kraft envelope for that rustic charm
Naughty, rude, irreverent, and undeniably funny — these cards are made to amuse, shock, and offend (in the best way). Because when regular cards won’t cut it, Defamations gets the fucking job done.
