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  • Defamations Cards - Sending you a cuddle and a whole lot of something else that I can't say aloud... but you know what I mean

    Defamations Cards - Sending you a cuddle and a whole lot of something else that I can't say aloud... but you know what I mean

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope "Sending you a cuddle and a whole lot of something else that I can't say aloud... but you know what I mean" Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - You traitorous, big-mouthed, dirty bitch... I love you, don't ever change. Happy birthday.

    Defamations Cards - You traitorous, big-mouthed, dirty bitch... I love you, don't ever change. Happy birthday.

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. Blow those fucking candles princess. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - 50 card

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Better to be full of wine than full of shit. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD FOR A PRICK

    Defamations Cards - RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD FOR A PRICK

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday, you prick. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - Better to be full of wine than full of shit.

    Defamations Cards - Better to be full of wine than full of shit.

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Better to be full of wine than full of shit. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - 1N73LL1G3NCE 15 7H3 4B1L17Y 70 4D4P7 70 2UCK1NG CH4NG3.

    Defamations Cards - 1N73LL1G3NCE 15 7H3 4B1L17Y 70 4D4P7 70 2UCK1NG CH4NG3.

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope 1N73LL1G3NCE 15 7H3 4B1L17Y 70 4D4P7 70 2UCK1NG CH4NG3. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. Blow those fuking candles princess.

    Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. Blow those fuking candles princess.

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. Blow those fucking candles princess. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - 18 card

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Better to be full of wine than full of shit. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?

    Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well? Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - Marriage is like a casino; you go in excited and optimistic but end up leaving drunk, broke and talking to yourself. Congrats.

    Defamations Cards - Marriage is like a casino; you go in excited and optimistic but end up leaving drunk, broke and talking to yourself. Congrats.

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Marriage is like a casino; you go in excited and optimistic but end up leaving drunk, broke and talking to yourself. Congrats. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - Happy birthday you dead set fucking legend.

    Defamations Cards - Happy birthday you dead set fucking legend.

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday you dead set fucking legend. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95

  • Defamations Cards - 30 card

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Better to be full of wine than full of shit. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    $5.95


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