"Happy Birthday Hot Stuff - Birthday Card"
Turn up the heat on their birthday with this flirty and fun card that’s sure to make them blush (or smirk)!
Front Message: "Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff!" in bold, fiery typography surrounded by playful flames and a cheeky wink emoji.
Design: Vibrant red and orange tones with a sleek, modern design that sizzles with charm.
Inside: Blank for your own steamy, sweet, or humorous message.
Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a striking, high-quality finish.
Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and attention-grabbing.
Envelope: Includes a matching bright red envelope to keep the fiery theme going.
Perfect for a partner, crush, or anyone who deserves to feel like the "hottest" person in the room on their birthday! 🔥
"There's Nobody Quite Like You - Defamations Birthday Card"
Celebrate their uniqueness with a card that’s as cheeky as it is charming! Perfect for a friend or loved one who stands out in the best (or most questionable) ways.
Front Message: "There’s Nobody Quite Like You... Thank goodness."
Design: Features a whimsical illustration of a lone, quirky character surrounded by stars and confetti, exuding a mix of admiration and playful sarcasm.
Inside: Blank for your own personalized message – heartfelt or hilariously honest.
Material: High-quality matte-finish cardstock that feels as premium as the sentiment.
Size: 115 x 160 mm – just right for making an impression.
Envelope: Comes with a kraft envelope to complete the look.
Ideal for anyone who appreciates humor with a side of flattery on their birthday! 🎉
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Greeting Card Description:
"You're So Lucky - Defamations Birthday Card"
Celebrate their big day with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of fabulousness! This tongue-in-cheek birthday card lets them know just how fortunate they are to have you around.
Front Message: "Happy Birthday! You're so lucky to have someone as fabulous as me in your life."
Inside: Blank for your own witty or heartfelt message.
Material: High-quality 300gsm cardstock with a smooth matte finish.
Size: 115 x 160 mm – the perfect fit for their birthday chuckles.
Envelope: Paired with a stylish kraft envelope for a touch of eco-chic.
This card is the ultimate ego-boost (for you, of course) and is guaranteed to add some sass to their special day! 🎉
"I Love You More Than the Dog" - the ultimate declaration of love (or at least one of compromise). This cheeky Defamations greeting card is perfect for the dog lover in your life, showcasing humor and affection in equal measure.
Front Message: "I Love You More Than the Dog" (but just barely).
Design: Features a playful illustration of a heart-eyed pooch sitting next to an exaggerated thought bubble.
Material: Premium cardstock with a matte finish.
Inside: Blank for your heartfelt (or hilarious) message.
Dimensions: A6 size, comes with a kraft envelope.
Whether for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just because, this card strikes the perfect balance between wit and charm.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Size: 210 x 297 mm (A4) | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“Piss off! Uh, what we mean to say is; goodbye and good luck.”
Say farewell the Defamations way — with zero filter and maximum laughs. Whether you're sending off a beloved coworker or gleefully waving goodbye, this jumbo card sets the tone perfectly.
Jumbo size = more space for everyone’s signatures (and snarky messages)
Blank inside so your crew can say it loud, proud, and wildly inappropriately
Designed in our Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia
Comes with a kraft envelope large enough to handle all the greatness inside
You know what they say about big cards? That’s right — big envelopes. And even bigger laughs. Perfect for group goodbyes, office farewells, or just a dramatic exit.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Includes Kraft Envelope
Celebrate another lap around the sun with a dose of sass! This cheeky birthday card reads:
“Happy Birthday to you! Just when you finally start to know everything... you start to forget everything you know!”
Perfect for those who can take a joke (and maybe need a reminder where they left their glasses), this card is part of our hilariously wicked Defamations Greeting Card range — designed to deliver maximum laughs with a side of sarcasm.
Blank inside for your own witty message
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed in Australia on eco-friendly paper
Comes with a natural kraft envelope
Whether it’s your best mate, sibling, or work buddy — make them laugh out loud (and maybe snort) with this delightfully devious birthday card!
"Happy Birthday Hot Stuff - Birthday Card"
Turn up the heat on their birthday with this flirty and fun card that’s sure to make them blush (or smirk)!
Front Message: "Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff!" in bold, fiery typography surrounded by playful flames and a cheeky wink emoji.
Design: Vibrant red and orange tones with a sleek, modern design that sizzles with charm.
Inside: Blank for your own steamy, sweet, or humorous message.
Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a striking, high-quality finish.
Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and attention-grabbing.
Envelope: Includes a matching bright red envelope to keep the fiery theme going.
Perfect for a partner, crush, or anyone who deserves to feel like the "hottest" person in the room on their birthday! 🔥
