Greeting Cards - Adults Only
I love you more than the cat
"I Love You More Than the Cat" – A heartfelt (and slightly questionable) declaration of love for the cat enthusiast in your life. Front Message: "I Love You More Than the Cat" (but don’t tell them). Design: Features a mischievous cat with a raised eyebrow lounging on a heart-shaped cushion, surrounded by paw prints and a touch of sass. Inside: Blank for your own purr-sonalized message. Material: Premium matte cardstock with a smooth finish. Dimensions: A6 size, paired with a soft pink envelope. Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just to show you’re willing to put them (just barely) above the feline overlord. 😺❤️
$6.50
Defamations Cards - 18 card
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Better to be full of wine than full of shit. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - THIS CARD IS YOUR PRESENT RUDE BIRTHDAY CARD
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. Note: this card is also your present. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - Marriage is like a casino; you go in excited and optimistic but end up leaving drunk, broke and talking to yourself. Congrats.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Marriage is like a casino; you go in excited and optimistic but end up leaving drunk, broke and talking to yourself. Congrats. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - Lucky Undies
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Some days you just need your lucky undies. Happy birthday! Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
Defamations Cards - Happy Birthday. Awesome things will happen
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
Defamations Cards - I love your tits
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
Defamations Cards - Don't let anyone ruin your day
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
Defamations Cards - A good friend is
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
Defamations Cards - Here we fucking go again
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
Defamations Cards - I fucking love us
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
Defamations Cards - You're on the naughty list
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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