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  • Defamations Cards - What goes up but never comes down - your age

    Defamations Cards - What goes up but never comes down - your age

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $6.50

  • I fuckn love you - Magnet

    I fuckn love you - Magnet

    3 in stock

    85 x 85 mm. Square magnet. Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets. Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface

    3 in stock

    $6.99

  • Defamations Cards - Friends Are Like Condoms They Protect You When Things Get Hard!

    Defamations Cards - Friends Are Like Condoms They Protect You When Things Get Hard!

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope Friends are like condoms...they protect you when things get hard! Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - You Cock!

    Defamations Cards - You Cock!

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday you cock! Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - I Got So Excited I Drank Your Present!

    Defamations Cards - I Got So Excited I Drank Your Present!

    9 in stock

    115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope I got so excited I drank your present! Happy birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    9 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - From Your Much Much Younger Friend!

    Defamations Cards - From Your Much Much Younger Friend!

    5 in stock

    115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope Happy Birthday. From your much... much... much younger friend! Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    5 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It This Will Do

    Defamations Cards - I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It This Will Do

    3 in stock

    115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope I saw this card and thought 'Fuck it this will do'. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    3 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - Thank You For Always Being Older Than Me

    Defamations Cards - Thank You For Always Being Older Than Me

    3 in stock

    115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope You're my No.1 to get smashed with! Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    3 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - You're my no.1 to get smashed with

    Defamations Cards - You're my no.1 to get smashed with

    5 in stock

    115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope You're my No.1 to get smashed with! Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    5 in stock

    $6.50

  • Not only is it not Saturday - Magnet

    Not only is it not Saturday - Magnet

    3 in stock

    85 x 85 mm. Square magnet. Awesome things will happen today... if you choose not to be a miserable cow. Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets. Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface

    3 in stock

    $6.99

  • Awesome things will happen today - Magnet

    Awesome things will happen today - Magnet

    3 in stock

    85 x 85 mm. Square magnet. Awesome things will happen today... if you choose not to be a miserable cow. Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets. Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface

    3 in stock

    $6.99

  • Coffee spelt backwards - Magnet

    Coffee spelt backwards - Magnet

    2 in stock

    85 x 85 mm. Square magnet. Coffee spelled backwards is 'eeffoc'. Just know that I don't give 'eeffoc' until I've had my coffee. Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets. Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface

    2 in stock

    $6.99

  • You sexy bitch! - Magnet

    You sexy bitch! - Magnet

    3 in stock

    85 x 85 mm. Square magnet. You sexy bitch! Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets. Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface

    3 in stock

    $6.99

  • Dating your ex - Magnet

    Dating your ex - Magnet

    3 in stock

    85 x 85 mm. Square magnet. Just remember there's someone meeting your ex thinking they have met someone special! Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets. Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface

    3 in stock

    $6.99

  • Little Paws - 24 Animal affirmation cards + stand Little Paws - 24 Animal affirmation cards + stand

    Little Paws - 24 Animal affirmation cards + stand

    2 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    2 in stock

    $17.99

  • Not A Morning Person - 24 affirmation cards Not A Morning Person - 24 affirmation cards

    Not A Morning Person - 24 affirmation cards

    3 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    3 in stock

    $17.99

  • Fuck - 24 affirmation cards Fuck - 24 affirmation cards

    Fuck - 24 affirmation cards

    3 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand When your "give a fuck" is broken but your "go fuck yourself" is still fully functional. When your dream job is driving the karma bus. When Rule Number 1 is Fuck What They Think. ...then this is the perfect Little Defamations card pack for you. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    3 in stock

    $17.99

  • Last stock! Fuck What They Think - 24 affirmation cards Fuck What They Think - 24 affirmation cards

    Fuck What They Think - 24 affirmation cards

    1 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand When your "give a fuck" is broken but your "go fuck yourself" is still fully functional. When your dream job is driving the karma bus. When Rule Number 1 is Fuck What They Think. ...then this is the perfect Little Defamations card pack for you. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    1 in stock

    $17.99

  • Last stock! Are You Fucking Serious? - 24 affirmation cards Are You Fucking Serious? - 24 affirmation cards

    Are You Fucking Serious? - 24 affirmation cards

    1 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand A pack of 24 delightfully nonsensical notes that make zero bloody sense. These absurd little gems are perfect for those moments when logic has left the building, is masked as wisdom and built on absolute nonsense. This pack is your new best friend. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    1 in stock

    $17.99

  • Hopelessly Ridiculous - 24 affirmation cards Hopelessly Ridiculous - 24 affirmation cards

    Hopelessly Ridiculous - 24 affirmation cards

    3 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand A pack of 24 delightfully nonsensical notes that make zero bloody sense. These absurd little gems are perfect for those moments when logic has left the building, is masked as wisdom and built on absolute nonsense. This pack is your new best friend. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    3 in stock

    $17.99

  • I Shit You Not - 24 affirmation cards I Shit You Not - 24 affirmation cards

    I Shit You Not - 24 affirmation cards

    3 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand 24 bite-sized messages for those moments when your beloved spouse has once again attempted DIY with the confidence of a god and the skills of a possum. These cards are a playful celebration of all the charming little ways husbands contribute to domestic chaos. This pack is perfect for anyone who wants to say “I love you” with a wink and maybe just a splash of imagined blood. Because nothing says romance like mild emotional damage in a cute font. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    3 in stock

    $17.99

  • BLOODY HUSBANDS - 24 affirmation cards BLOODY HUSBANDS - 24 affirmation cards

    BLOODY HUSBANDS - 24 affirmation cards

    2 in stock

    115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand 24 bite-sized messages for those moments when your beloved spouse has once again attempted DIY with the confidence of a god and the skills of a possum. These cards are a playful celebration of all the charming little ways husbands contribute to domestic chaos. This pack is perfect for anyone who wants to say “I love you” with a wink and maybe just a splash of imagined blood. Because nothing says romance like mild emotional damage in a cute font. Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.

    2 in stock

    $17.99

  • Head Like a Sieve - book Head Like a Sieve - book

    Head Like a Sieve - book

    2 in stock

    115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details. Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works. In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.

    2 in stock

    $13.99

  • For Fucks Sake - book For Fucks Sake - book

    For Fucks Sake - book

    2 in stock

    115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details. Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.

    2 in stock

    $13.99

  • Defamations Cards - Don't let old age get you down

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - Happy Birthday. Awesome things will happen

    3 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    3 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - Don't let anyone ruin your day

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - Here we fucking go again

    Defamations Cards - Here we fucking go again

    5 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    5 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - I hope Santa's sack

    2 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    2 in stock

    $6.50

  • Piss off - funny jumbo farewell card

    Piss off - funny jumbo farewell card

    2 in stock

    Size: 210 x 297 mm (A4) | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope “Piss off! Uh, what we mean to say is; goodbye and good luck.” Say farewell the Defamations way — with zero filter and maximum laughs. Whether you're sending off a beloved coworker or gleefully waving goodbye, this jumbo card sets the tone perfectly. Jumbo size = more space for everyone’s signatures (and snarky messages) Blank inside so your crew can say it loud, proud, and wildly inappropriately Designed in our Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia Comes with a kraft envelope large enough to handle all the greatness inside You know what they say about big cards? That’s right — big envelopes. And even bigger laughs. Perfect for group goodbyes, office farewells, or just a dramatic exit.

    2 in stock

    $9.95

  • Last stock! Happy Birthday. You can be anything you want... except be young again.

    Happy Birthday. You can be anything you want... except be young again.

    1 in stock

    Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope “Happy Birthday. You can be anything you want... except be young again.” The perfect card for those ageing disgracefully! Equal parts cheeky and charming, this hilarious birthday card pokes fun at growing older with the kind of sass only Defamations can deliver. Blank inside so you can add your own roast or heartfelt note From the wickedly funny Defamations Greeting Card range Designed in our Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia Comes with a natural kraft envelope Delightfully dirty and deviously sarcastic, these cards are made for those who love a laugh — even at their own expense. Ideal for friends and family with a solid sense of humour and no fear of the truth.

    1 in stock

    $6.50

  • Last stock! Greeting Card – “You Are Fucking Epic”

    Greeting Card – “You Are Fucking Epic”

    1 in stock

    Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope “You are fucking epic.” Sometimes, a simple compliment needs a little extra punch — and this card delivers it with unapologetic flair. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, this bold card is made for legends who deserve to hear it like it is. Blank inside for your own outrageous or heartfelt message Part of the hilariously inappropriate Defamations Greeting Card collection Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia Includes a natural kraft envelope for that rustic charm Naughty, rude, irreverent, and undeniably funny — these cards are made to amuse, shock, and offend (in the best way). Because when regular cards won’t cut it, Defamations gets the fucking job done.

    1 in stock

    $6.50

  • Last stock! Card Fucking fabulous? That’s you. Happy birthday.

    Card Fucking fabulous? That’s you. Happy birthday.

    1 in stock

    Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope “Fucking fabulous? That’s you. Happy birthday.” Bold, brash, and brutally honest — this birthday card is for the fabulous friend who deserves nothing less than full-throttle flattery (with a bit of attitude). Whether they strut or stumble into another year, this card says it loud and proud. Blank inside for your own sassy sentiment From the unapologetically wicked Defamations Greeting Card collection Designed in our Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia Comes with a natural kraft envelope Naughty, rude, and hilariously inappropriate — our cards are made to shock, delight, and make even the straight-laced snort. Because life’s too short for boring birthday wishes.

    1 in stock

    $6.50

  • Greeting Card – “Sex on the Cards

    Greeting Card – “Sex on the Cards

    6 in stock

    Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope For the cheeky ones who love a good tease, this birthday card delivers the punchline perfectly: “I told you sex would be on the cards for your Birthday... so here you go. Happy Birthday.” Wickedly witty and just the right amount of inappropriate, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a dramatic eye-roll). Blank inside so you can add your own flirty or funny message Part of our unapologetically cheeky Defamations Greeting Card range Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia Includes a natural kraft envelope for a rustic, no-fuss finish Ideal for partners, close friends, or anyone with a naughty sense of humour. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.

    6 in stock

    $6.50

  • Last stock! Happy Birthday to You (Know Everything…Forget Everything

    Happy Birthday to You (Know Everything…Forget Everything

    1 in stock

    Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Includes Kraft Envelope Celebrate another lap around the sun with a dose of sass! This cheeky birthday card reads: “Happy Birthday to you! Just when you finally start to know everything... you start to forget everything you know!” Perfect for those who can take a joke (and maybe need a reminder where they left their glasses), this card is part of our hilariously wicked Defamations Greeting Card range — designed to deliver maximum laughs with a side of sarcasm. Blank inside for your own witty message Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio Printed in Australia on eco-friendly paper Comes with a natural kraft envelope Whether it’s your best mate, sibling, or work buddy — make them laugh out loud (and maybe snort) with this delightfully devious birthday card!

    1 in stock

    $6.50

  • Life would be totally shit without you- Defamations Birthday Card

    Life would be totally shit without you- Defamations Birthday Card

    5 in stock

    "Happy Birthday Hot Stuff - Birthday Card" Turn up the heat on their birthday with this flirty and fun card that’s sure to make them blush (or smirk)! Front Message: "Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff!" in bold, fiery typography surrounded by playful flames and a cheeky wink emoji. Design: Vibrant red and orange tones with a sleek, modern design that sizzles with charm. Inside: Blank for your own steamy, sweet, or humorous message. Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a striking, high-quality finish. Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and attention-grabbing. Envelope: Includes a matching bright red envelope to keep the fiery theme going. Perfect for a partner, crush, or anyone who deserves to feel like the "hottest" person in the room on their birthday! 🔥

    5 in stock

    $6.50

  • Happy Birthday hot stuff - Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday hot stuff - Birthday Card

    5 in stock

    "Happy Birthday Hot Stuff - Birthday Card" Turn up the heat on their birthday with this flirty and fun card that’s sure to make them blush (or smirk)! Front Message: "Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff!" in bold, fiery typography surrounded by playful flames and a cheeky wink emoji. Design: Vibrant red and orange tones with a sleek, modern design that sizzles with charm. Inside: Blank for your own steamy, sweet, or humorous message. Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a striking, high-quality finish. Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and attention-grabbing. Envelope: Includes a matching bright red envelope to keep the fiery theme going. Perfect for a partner, crush, or anyone who deserves to feel like the "hottest" person in the room on their birthday! 🔥

    5 in stock

    $6.50

  • There's nobody quite like you - Defamations Birthday Card

    There's nobody quite like you - Defamations Birthday Card

    4 in stock

    "There's Nobody Quite Like You - Defamations Birthday Card" Celebrate their uniqueness with a card that’s as cheeky as it is charming! Perfect for a friend or loved one who stands out in the best (or most questionable) ways. Front Message: "There’s Nobody Quite Like You... Thank goodness." Design: Features a whimsical illustration of a lone, quirky character surrounded by stars and confetti, exuding a mix of admiration and playful sarcasm. Inside: Blank for your own personalized message – heartfelt or hilariously honest. Material: High-quality matte-finish cardstock that feels as premium as the sentiment. Size: 115 x 160 mm – just right for making an impression. Envelope: Comes with a kraft envelope to complete the look. Ideal for anyone who appreciates humor with a side of flattery on their birthday! 🎉

    4 in stock

    $6.50

  • You're so lucky

    You're so lucky

    4 in stock

    Greeting Card Description: "You're So Lucky - Defamations Birthday Card" Celebrate their big day with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of fabulousness! This tongue-in-cheek birthday card lets them know just how fortunate they are to have you around. Front Message: "Happy Birthday! You're so lucky to have someone as fabulous as me in your life." Inside: Blank for your own witty or heartfelt message. Material: High-quality 300gsm cardstock with a smooth matte finish. Size: 115 x 160 mm – the perfect fit for their birthday chuckles. Envelope: Paired with a stylish kraft envelope for a touch of eco-chic. This card is the ultimate ego-boost (for you, of course) and is guaranteed to add some sass to their special day! 🎉

    4 in stock

    $6.50

  • Happy Birthday from your much...

    Happy Birthday from your much...

    4 in stock

    "Happy Birthday from Your Much, Much Younger Friend" – A playful jab at age that keeps the celebration lighthearted and fun! Front Message: Bold, cheeky text that reads, "Happy Birthday from Your Much, Much Younger Friend Design: Vibrant confetti background with a cartoon-style young figure smirking next to a vintage hourglass. Inside: Blank for your own humor-filled or heartfelt message. Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a polished finish. Dimensions: A6 size, includes a bright envelope for an extra pop of fun. This card is perfect for poking fun at the birthday person's age while reminding them that you're still their favorite younger friend! 🎉

    4 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - 30 card

    3 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Better to be full of wine than full of shit. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    3 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - 40 card

    4 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Better to be full of wine than full of shit. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    4 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - 60 card

    Defamations Cards - 60 card

    5 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Better to be full of wine than full of shit. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    5 in stock

    $6.50

  • Defamations Cards - 18 card

    3 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Better to be full of wine than full of shit. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    3 in stock

    $6.50

  • What The Fuck - book

    2 in stock

    115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details. Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.

    2 in stock

    $13.99

  • Defamations Cards - I smell old people

    Defamations Cards - I smell old people

    5 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. I smell old people, oh, wait, that's you..... Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    5 in stock

    $6.50

  • Mini Cards (1pc) Mini Cards (1pc)

    Mini Cards (1pc)

    57 in stock

    🌈✨ A Little Burst of Colour Goes a Long Way! ✨🌈 Choose from 24 mini cards that will add a splash of joy to any occasion! Celebrate life with this colourful collection of fun and playful cards, perfect for every special moment. Featuring: 🎨 Striking illustrations 🎨 A strong, bold colour palette 🎨 Hand-drawn typography 🎨 Quirky, positively brilliant messages of life, love, and celebration Whether you're spreading cheer or sending a heartfelt note, these mini cards will surely bring a smile to anyone's face. Dive into our collection and find the perfect card for every celebration! #CelebrateLife #ColourfulCards #FunAndPlayful #SpreadJoy #MelsMeltingMoments #LismoreShopping #SupportLocal

    57 in stock

    $1.00

  • Local Photography - Greeting Cards Local Photography - Greeting Cards

    Local Photography - Greeting Cards

    17 in stock

    Prepare to be blown away as we unveil our latest masterpiece: Gorgeous Gift Cards featuring breathtaking snapshots from some of the most picturesque spots around our region. From the serene beauty of Copeton Dam nightscapes of the Milkyway to the enchanting allure of Protesters Falls, and even the vibrant charm of Casino Sunflowers, Mount Barney's majestic peaks, to the delightful flutter of Rosellas and other wildlife, we've captured it all! These aren't just cards they're moments captured from our region's natural wonders! You can frame them, display them proudly on your walls, and let their beauty brighten up your space every single day!  $9.95 each, they're an absolute steal for a piece of pure talent.  Don't miss out – let's spread a little slice of our region's magic

    17 in stock

    $9.95


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