R18+
Inspire my Inner Serial Killer Greeting Card
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages. Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality) Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese Proudly designed in Melbourne
$6.50
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Adulting Greeting Card
Adulting Greeting Card – 1 Star (Sentimental? Nah.)Skip the sappy stuff and say it like it is. This greeting card ditches the weepy clichés for a dose of honest humour—perfect for those who know adulting deserves no more than a 1-star review. Compact, clever, and guaranteed not to end up in the junk drawer. ✨ Premium A6 greeting card✨ Crafted with love (and sarcasm), not just paper✨ Designed in Melbourne Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just doesn’t cut it.
$6.50
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Air Fresheners R18
Pimp Your Ride – Premium Air Fresheners The Mona Lisa of air fresheners—a scent that conquers all. Pimp your ride with designs that'll have your passengers begging you to keep your eyes on the road. Premium air fresheners with strong, long-lasting scents Covers odors in style—from farts to everyday car smells Prints that pop, smells that stay, a gift that slays Designed in Melbourne Upgrade your car, one sniff at a time!
$9.99
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Piss off - funny jumbo farewell card
Size: 210 x 297 mm (A4) | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope “Piss off! Uh, what we mean to say is; goodbye and good luck.” Say farewell the Defamations way — with zero filter and maximum laughs. Whether you're sending off a beloved coworker or gleefully waving goodbye, this jumbo card sets the tone perfectly. Jumbo size = more space for everyone’s signatures (and snarky messages) Blank inside so your crew can say it loud, proud, and wildly inappropriately Designed in our Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia Comes with a kraft envelope large enough to handle all the greatness inside You know what they say about big cards? That’s right — big envelopes. And even bigger laughs. Perfect for group goodbyes, office farewells, or just a dramatic exit.
$9.95
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Greeting Card – “You Are Fucking Epic”
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope “You are fucking epic.” Sometimes, a simple compliment needs a little extra punch — and this card delivers it with unapologetic flair. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, this bold card is made for legends who deserve to hear it like it is. Blank inside for your own outrageous or heartfelt message Part of the hilariously inappropriate Defamations Greeting Card collection Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia Includes a natural kraft envelope for that rustic charm Naughty, rude, irreverent, and undeniably funny — these cards are made to amuse, shock, and offend (in the best way). Because when regular cards won’t cut it, Defamations gets the fucking job done.
$6.50
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Greeting Card – “Sex on the Cards
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope For the cheeky ones who love a good tease, this birthday card delivers the punchline perfectly: “I told you sex would be on the cards for your Birthday... so here you go. Happy Birthday.” Wickedly witty and just the right amount of inappropriate, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a dramatic eye-roll). Blank inside so you can add your own flirty or funny message Part of our unapologetically cheeky Defamations Greeting Card range Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia Includes a natural kraft envelope for a rustic, no-fuss finish Ideal for partners, close friends, or anyone with a naughty sense of humour. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.
$6.50
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Willy Head Bopper
Willy Head Bopper – Shake What’s on Your Head! 💕🍆Bounce into the party spotlight with the hilariously fun Willy Head Bopper! Featuring a sparkly pink headband, fluffy base, and two cheeky pompom willies that wobble with every move, this headpiece is soft to the touch but impossible to ignore. Whether it’s a hen’s night, cheeky birthday bash, or just for laughs, this is the ultimate gag gift or party accessory to get the giggles going. 🎉 Sparkly Pink with Fluffy Trim🍆 Bouncing Pompom Willies💲 Just $6.99 – Pure party fun!
$6.99
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Camo Shot Belt
Camo Shot Belt – Lock, Load & Let’s Party! 🎯🥃Turn your party into a full-blown mission! The Camo Shot Belt comes loaded with 8 bullet-shaped plastic shot glasses, each holding approx. 45 mL and fitted with spill-proof lids. The adjustable camo belt keeps your shots locked in place with elastic loops and a quick-release buckle for rapid deployment. Perfect for bucks nights, camping trips, festivals, or any party where you need your ammo close! 🟢 8 x Bullet-Style Shot Glasses🟢 Adjustable Belt with Camo Design🟢 Holds 45 mL per Shot💲 Just $14.99 – Ready. Aim. Drink! 📏 Size: 105(L) x 35(W) x 45(H) mm📦 Packaged in a colour box
$14.99
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Twerk Pong Party Game
Twerk Pong Party Game – Shake It to Win It! 🍑🏓Get ready to drop it like it’s hot with the Twerk Pong Party Game – the outrageously fun challenge that’ll have everyone in stitches! Strap on the box, load it with ping pong balls, and twerk like your life (or dignity) depends on it. First one to shake all the balls out wins! Perfect for parties, hens nights, or breaking the ice at any gathering. Includes:🎉 2 x Twerk Boxes🎀 2 x Ribbons (waist ties)🏓 10 x Ping Pong Balls Specifications:📏 Size: 159(L) x 97(W) x 120(H) mm📦 Comes in a colour box💲 Just $9.99 for endless laughs!
$13.99
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Bullsh*t Button – Call It Like You Hear It!
Bullsh*t Button – Call It Like You Hear It! 💩🔴Tired of wading through nonsense? When something smells off, hit the Bullsh*t Button and let it do the talking! With 6 hilarious responses, this novelty gadget is perfect for calling out the crap in meetings, at parties, or anytime someone starts spinning tall tales. Just press the big red button and watch the room erupt in laughter (or awkward silence 😅)! Specifications:📏 Size: 90(L) x 90(W) x 35(H) mm📦 Packaged in a colour box with CDU display🔋 2 x AAA batteries included💲 A must-have gag gift for just about anyone!
$11.99
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Boob Shot Glass
Boob Shot Glass – Party Perks Included! 🍑A shot glass fit for any party, no matter the cup size! This large novelty shot glass is crafted from quality ceramic with a glossy finish, featuring a smooth, round design shaped like a cheeky breast in peachy flesh tones. The vibrant 3D detail guarantees a laugh (or two) and makes it the perfect gift or party-starter. Whether you're raising a toast or raising eyebrows, this fun little number is bound to get the party bouncing! Specifications:📏 Size: 70(L) x 70(W) x 50(H) mm📦 Packaged in a colour box💲 Only $7.99
$7.99
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Diet Piggy - Light Sensored
🐷 Oinking Fridge Friend – Your Snack-Time Sidekick! Price: [Insert Price Here] Meet your new cheeky kitchen companion! The Oinking Fridge Friend gives a friendly "oink!" every time you open the fridge door, encouraging you to think twice before reaching for that sneaky snack. It's the perfect mix of fun and functional! 🐽 Features: 🐷 Oinks when the fridge opens! 💡 Light sensor activated – works only when the door opens 🔋 Battery operated (batteries not included) 🧠 Designed to promote mindful snacking and add a laugh to your day Whether you're on a health kick or just love a fun novelty item, this piggy has your back (and your fridge!). 📍 Find it in-store at Mel’s Melting Moments Gift Shop, 155 Keen Street, Lismore CBD🛒 Or shop online: https://melsmmsoycandles.com.au #OinkingFridgeFriend #SnackSmart #FridgeFun #MindfulEating #LismoreGifts #MelsMeltingMoments
$17.00
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