Stress Banana: Squeeze Your Stress Away!
Having a crappy day? The Stress Banana is here to help! This hilarious, turd-shaped stress toy is the perfect way to add a bit of humor to your day while relieving stress.
Key Features:
Comical Design: Shaped like a turd for a good laugh while you squeeze away stress.
Satisfying Squeeze: Feel your worries melt away with each squeeze of this soft, squishy toy.
Great Stress Reliever: Ideal for those days when you just need a little something to lift your spirits.
Keep the Stress banana on hand for a fun, cheeky way to unwind—because sometimes, we all need to laugh at life's little messes! 💩
PIMP YOUR PIGGIES – Cotton Crew Socks
Hey, twinkle toes! These foot gloves are dying to be the centrepiece of your outfit. Sheath your feet in cottony artworks that keep you comfy and smelling fresh all day.
Premium combed cotton for maximum comfort, breathability, and odour resistance
Crew length with embroidered artwork on cuff
One size fits all (8–13)
Step up your sock game and make every stride a statement.
115 x 80 x 30 mm | Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
For every wife who has lovingly watched her husband attempt a five-minute job that somehow takes three weekends, two trips to Bunnings, and a mild injury — this one's for you. Bloody Husbands is a collection of 24 bite-sized messages celebrating all the gloriously chaotic ways husbands make domestic life so wonderfully, infuriatingly entertaining.
Whether he's "fixed" the tap (it's worse now), rearranged the dishwasher (incorrectly), or offered unsolicited advice on how you should have done a thing you already did perfectly — these cards let you say "I love you" with a wink, a smirk, and just a hint of mild emotional damage in a cute font.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
Presented in a beautiful keepsake box complete with a timber display stand — pop them on the bedside table, the kitchen bench, or anywhere he's likely to see them.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
24 bite-sized messages for those moments when your beloved spouse has once again attempted DIY with the confidence of a god and the skills of a possum. These cards are a playful celebration of all the charming little ways husbands contribute to domestic chaos. This pack is perfect for anyone who wants to say “I love you” with a wink and maybe just a splash of imagined blood. Because nothing says romance like mild emotional damage in a cute font.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
Laugh so you don’t cry ☕😅
The I Can’t Afford a House Mug is painfully relatable and perfect for anyone navigating adulthood one coffee at a time. With its honest, tongue-in-cheek message, it’s ideal for morning brews, work desks, and shared laughs with friends who get it.
Made from durable ceramic, great for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and a fun gift for renters, first-home dreamers, or anyone surviving in today’s economy.
Features:
Relatable, humorous wording
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great gift or Secret Santa idea
Perfect for home or office use
Because caffeine is cheaper than real estate ☕🏠😌
Celebrate with a cup of fun ☕🎉
The Hooray for Boobies Mug is a cheeky, playful way to show your support for breast cancer awareness or just embrace a bit of adult humour. Bold, lighthearted, and eye-catching — perfect for anyone with a sense of fun and a love for novelty mugs.
Made from durable ceramic, ideal for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate and a fantastic gift for friends, coworkers, or awareness campaigns.
Features:
Fun and cheeky “Hooray for Boobies” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great gift idea for friends or fundraising events
Perfect for home, office, or casual use
Because every sip deserves a little celebration ☕💖
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
For the cheeky ones who love a good tease, this birthday card delivers the punchline perfectly:
“I told you sex would be on the cards for your Birthday... so here you go. Happy Birthday.”
Wickedly witty and just the right amount of inappropriate, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a dramatic eye-roll).
Blank inside so you can add your own flirty or funny message
Part of our unapologetically cheeky Defamations Greeting Card range
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia
Includes a natural kraft envelope for a rustic, no-fuss finish
Ideal for partners, close friends, or anyone with a naughty sense of humour. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.
Add a playful touch to your next celebration with these Red Furry Love Cuffs — the perfect cheeky accessory for a fun night in.
These novelty handcuffs feature a sturdy metal frame covered in soft faux red fur for a bold and eye-catching look. Designed with a metal chain link and supplied with two vintage-style keys, they combine durability with a flirty, light-hearted twist.
Ideal for hens nights, stag parties, or as a naughty wedding gift, these cuffs are sure to get a few laughs and turn up the fun. Whether they’re part of a costume, party game, or surprise gift, they’re a memorable addition to any celebration.
Specifications:
Size: 160(L) x 27(W) x 105(H) mm
Packaging: Colour window box
Beer Pong Hat Drinking GameTake your party to the next level with this hilarious twist on a beer pong favourite. Test your head-eye coordination with the added challenge of balance as cups are worn right on your head! Strap on the hat, place your filled cups into the holders, and let the throwing begin. If the ball lands in a cup, the hat wearer drinks. Easy rules, endless laughs — or create your own for even more chaos. As long as drinks are involved, everyone wins!Features:
A fun twist on classic beer pong
Adds balance and coordination for extra challenge
Perfect for parties, pre-drinks, and game nights
Cups not included
Product Details:
Size: 120(L) x 40(W) x 180(H) mm
Packaging: Colour box
Guaranteed to bring laughs, spills, and unforgettable party moments 🍻
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Includes Kraft Envelope
Celebrate another lap around the sun with a dose of sass! This cheeky birthday card reads:
“Happy Birthday to you! Just when you finally start to know everything... you start to forget everything you know!”
Perfect for those who can take a joke (and maybe need a reminder where they left their glasses), this card is part of our hilariously wicked Defamations Greeting Card range — designed to deliver maximum laughs with a side of sarcasm.
Blank inside for your own witty message
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed in Australia on eco-friendly paper
Comes with a natural kraft envelope
Whether it’s your best mate, sibling, or work buddy — make them laugh out loud (and maybe snort) with this delightfully devious birthday card!
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“You are fucking epic.”
Sometimes, a simple compliment needs a little extra punch — and this card delivers it with unapologetic flair. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, this bold card is made for legends who deserve to hear it like it is.
Blank inside for your own outrageous or heartfelt message
Part of the hilariously inappropriate Defamations Greeting Card collection
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia
Includes a natural kraft envelope for that rustic charm
Naughty, rude, irreverent, and undeniably funny — these cards are made to amuse, shock, and offend (in the best way). Because when regular cards won’t cut it, Defamations gets the fucking job done.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“Happy Birthday. You can be anything you want... except be young again.”
The perfect card for those ageing disgracefully! Equal parts cheeky and charming, this hilarious birthday card pokes fun at growing older with the kind of sass only Defamations can deliver.
Blank inside so you can add your own roast or heartfelt note
From the wickedly funny Defamations Greeting Card range
Designed in our Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia
Comes with a natural kraft envelope
Delightfully dirty and deviously sarcastic, these cards are made for those who love a laugh — even at their own expense. Ideal for friends and family with a solid sense of humour and no fear of the truth.
