115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Dive into a world of magic and colour! 🧜♀️💜 The Mermaid Tails Socks are shimmery, whimsical, and utterly enchanting — perfect for anyone who dreams of life under the sea. A dazzling gift for mermaid lovers of all ages!✨ Features:• Fun mermaid tails design• Soft, comfortable everyday wear• Perfect for kids and adults ages 6–99• One size fits most
Have Your Shot Full Strength Without the Dilution of IceElevate your whiskey experience with our Stainless Steel Whisky Bullets — the ultimate way to enjoy your drink chilled and undiluted. Crafted with food-safe freezing gel, these sleek stainless steel bullets cool your whiskey faster than ice and maintain the perfect temperature, so you can savour every sip without compromising on flavour.Features:
Pure Chill: Cool your whiskey rapidly without diluting it with ice cubes
Fast & Efficient: Food-safe freezing gel chills much quicker than traditional ice
Elegantly Functional: Designed to sink and stay at the bottom of your glass, adding a touch of class
Luxury Packaging: Comes in a magnetic clasp box with 4 bullets and a black velvet bag — perfect gift for whiskey lovers
Specifications:
Dimensions: 10(L) x 10(W) x 60(H) mm
Set of 4 bullets
Packaging: Colour box with magnetic clasp
Note: For optimal use, avoid biting or swallowing the bullets. Stainless steel ensures no added flavours or smells. Easy to clean and reusable indefinitely.Enjoy your whiskey the way it was meant to be — chilled, pure, and perfectly undiluted. 🥃
