The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.It's the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.Made with 100% COMBED COTTONBenefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds colour better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
Commonly used in high-quality t-shirts where softness and durability matter most.
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
PIMP YOUR PIGGIES – Cotton Crew Socks
Hey, twinkle toes! These foot gloves are dying to be the centrepiece of your outfit. Sheath your feet in cottony artworks that keep you comfy and smelling fresh all day.
Premium combed cotton for maximum comfort, breathability, and odour resistance
Crew length with embroidered artwork on cuff
One size fits all (8–13)
Step up your sock game and make every stride a statement.
For those mornings when the caffeine is working harder than you are ☕🖤
The Dead Inside Mug is the perfect blend of dark humour and everyday honesty. Simple, bold, and painfully relatable — made for coffee drinkers who run on sarcasm before 9am.
Crafted from durable ceramic, ideal for coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through the day. A great gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a little dark humour with their brew.
Features:
Minimalist “Dead Inside” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Perfect for home, work, or gifting
Great novelty or Secret Santa gift
Because sometimes caffeine can’t fix everything… but it helps ☕😌
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
Adulting Greeting Card – 1 Star (Sentimental? Nah.)Skip the sappy stuff and say it like it is. This greeting card ditches the weepy clichés for a dose of honest humour—perfect for those who know adulting deserves no more than a 1-star review. Compact, clever, and guaranteed not to end up in the junk drawer.
✨ Premium A6 greeting card✨ Crafted with love (and sarcasm), not just paper✨ Designed in Melbourne
Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just doesn’t cut it.
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
