The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything — jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% Combed Cotton
Benefits of Combed Cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear
Holds colour better when dyed
Less prone to pilling
Commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
🐷 Oinking Fridge Friend – Your Snack-Time Sidekick!
Meet your new cheeky kitchen companion! The Oinking Fridge Friend gives a friendly "oink!" every time you open the fridge door, encouraging you to think twice before reaching for that sneaky snack. It's the perfect mix of fun and functional!
🐽 Features:
🐷 Oinks when the fridge opens!
💡 Light sensor activated – works only when the door opens
🔋 Battery operated (batteries not included)
🧠 Designed to promote mindful snacking and add a laugh to your day
Whether you're on a health kick or just love a fun novelty item, this piggy has your back (and your fridge!).
"Introducing the Grow Your Own Willy Kit: because who needs a green thumb when you can have a pink one? Ever wish you could cultivate your own companion, without the hassle of dating apps or the unpredictability of blind dates? Look no further!
With our kit, you'll go from seed to "see it" in no time! Just add water, a little sunlight, and a whole lot of giggles, and watch in amazement as your very own Willy sprouts up, ready to add a touch of whimsy to any environment.
Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or simply as a conversation starter, Grow Your Own Willy is the ultimate in cheeky gardening. Plus, it's organic, biodegradable, and guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most hardened of green thumbs.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous blushing, and a sudden surge in popularity among your friends. Grow responsibly!"
85 x 85 mm. Square magnet.
Men are good at opening jars... I'll give them that.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets.
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
fridge door
filing cabinet
office whiteboard
or any other metal surface
115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.
Say it without saying it — let your pen do the talking! 😏✍️Our Adult Funny Pens are the perfect blend of sass, sarcasm, and stationery. Each pen features a bold, hilarious saying printed right on it, making them the ultimate desk accessory for anyone who appreciates a little workplace humour, cheeky gifting, or just keeping people at arm's length.With smooth-flowing ink and a comfortable grip, these pens are as functional as they are funny. Whether you're scribbling meeting notes or passive-aggressively signing off on something, these pens say what you're thinking so you don't have to.Available Sayings:
That Idea Is Garbage 🗑️
Dream Crusher 💭💥
Blah Blah Blah 🙃
How About NO 🚫
Leave Me Alone 😒
Not My Problem 🤷
Shhhhhh… Nobody Cares 🤫
I Don't Care 😎
Stop Talking 🛑
Your Face Is Weird 😬
That's Not My Job 🙅
I Hate Everyone Too 😤
Colours may vary. Perfect for gifting, office banter, or your own desk drawer of truth. 🎁
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
Adulting Greeting Card – 1 Star (Sentimental? Nah.)Skip the sappy stuff and say it like it is. This greeting card ditches the weepy clichés for a dose of honest humour—perfect for those who know adulting deserves no more than a 1-star review. Compact, clever, and guaranteed not to end up in the junk drawer.
✨ Premium A6 greeting card✨ Crafted with love (and sarcasm), not just paper✨ Designed in Melbourne
Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just doesn’t cut it.
Get Ready For The Ultimate Game Night
"Get ready for the ultimate game night with the adult party game designed for those with a truly F*cked Up sense of humor!"
Let loose and embrace the hilarity as you dive into a world of outrageous fun and unpredictable antics. This game is guaranteed to keep the laughter flowing and the good times rolling.
Gather your friends, unleash your inner mischievous side, and prepare for a night filled with unforgettable moments. It's time to challenge your wit, push the boundaries, and create memories that will leave you laughing long after the game is over.
Get ready to unleash the madness!
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything — jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% Combed Cotton
Benefits of Combed Cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear
Holds colour better when dyed
Less prone to pilling
Commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
