85 x 85 mm. Square magnet.
Coffee spelled backwards is 'eeffoc'. Just know that I don't give 'eeffoc' until I've had my coffee.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets.
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
🥤 Cola Bottles 🥤
A classic lolly everyone knows and loves! Our Cola Bottles are soft, chewy and packed with that unmistakable cola flavour. Perfect for sharing, party bowls, lolly jars, or a sweet treat anytime.
For best freshness, store in a cool, dry place.
Ingredients
Maltose Syrup, Sugar, Water, Beef Gelatine, Humectant (420), Dextrose, Apple Juice Concentrate, Acidity Regulators (330, 296, 331), Flavour, Gelling Agent (440), Glazing Agent (903), Colour (150d).
⭐ Produced in an Australian factory meeting all food safety and quality requirements.
Bring retro vibes into your space with this Blue Metal Look Combi Table Lamp – the ultimate statement piece for lovers of 1960s nostalgia and classic Kombi style.
Featuring a stunning steel blue and white colourway, this replica minibus boasts a realistic metal-look exterior that captures the iconic spirit of the free-spirited era. Crafted from a combination of durable polyresin and fibreglass, it has a smooth, glossy finish that looks incredible by day and casts a soft, warm glow by night.
Complete with a groovy peace sign logo, this lamp is a charming tribute to the Summer of Love. Whether you’re a dedicated collector of 60’s memorabilia or simply a Kombi fan at heart, this piece is the perfect blend of décor and function. Display it as a standout ornament during the day, then switch it on to create a cosy, ambient atmosphere in the evening.
Specifications:
Size: 223(L) x 118(W) x 116(H) mm
Packaging: Brown box with colour label
Power: USB charger with 2 metre cord
Light Source: LED bulb (non-replaceable)
Add a little flower power and let this classic Combi lamp take your décor on a nostalgic road trip.
Description
This hand-poured scented candle from Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop combines refined simplicity with lasting ambiance. Made from 100% pure soy wax, it burns cleanly for over 80 hours, creating a warm, inviting glow. The coloured wax sits in a clear glass jar, topped with an elegant black wooden lid, making it as beautiful unlit as it is when burning. A timeless favourite for both men and women of all ages.
Dimensions & Presentation
Candle: 9.5 × 9.5 × 12 cm
Candle wax weight: 300g | Total weight with jar and lid: 765g
Clear glass jar showcasing the coloured wax (can be different colour than shown)
Elegant black wooden lid
Ideal for medium to large rooms
Burn Time: 80+ hours
Wax Details
Hand-poured with 100% pure soy wax
Pure cotton wicks for a clean, even burn
Free from petroleum, paraffin, and parabens — safe for home and health
Fragrance information
Top notes are rosemary, mint and sea salt;
middle notes are neroli, jasmine and lavender;
base notes are musk, amber, sandalwood and oakmoss.
Howzat! Cricket Ball EarringsShow off your love for cricket with these fun and stylish Cricket Ball Earrings! Perfect for fans of the sport, these earrings are a charming way to celebrate your passion while adding a playful touch to your look.
Product Details
Size:
13mm wood tops with approx. 28mm clear acrylic bottoms.
Materials:
Crafted from wood and acrylic with hypoallergenic surgical steel posts, jump rings, and butterfly backs.
Sensitive-ear-friendly: Free from lead and nickel.
Please Note
Acrylic Glitter Products:
Due to the nature of the material, glitter density, colour, and patterns may vary slightly from the image.
Wooden Products:
Natural wood variations such as grains, tones (darker/lighter, warmer/cooler), or minor indents are part of the handmade charm. These are not flaws but add to the unique character of each piece.
Care Instructions
To keep your handmade earrings looking their best:
Avoid exposure to water (swimming, bathing, showering).
Store in a clean, dry space away from direct sunlight.
Apply cosmetics, moisturizers, and perfumes before wearing your earrings to avoid potential damage.
Remove before sleeping.
Clean gently with a damp microfiber cloth and dry thoroughly. Never use chemicals.
When removing, hold the stud post and gently pull the clasp to avoid weakening the glue.
Designed with Love in Australia
Care Instructions
Our products are made by hand with lots of love and may require some extra care to keep them looking their best.
We do not recommend getting our products wet. This includes, but is not limited to swimming, bathing, and showering.
Store earrings in a clean, dry environment, away from direct sunlight.
Put our earrings on after applying any cosmetics, moisturisers, or spraying perfumes as these products may damage your jewellery.
Remove products before sleeping.
Clean using a damp microfibre cloth. Never use chemicals, and dry completely.
When removing our earrings, we recommend that you apply pressure to the earring stud post and pull the clasp rather than pulling on the front of the earring, which may cause the glue to weaken.
Crystal Wrap JewelleryPlayful, polished, and designed to be uniquely yours. Building on the customer-favourite Kiki Earrings, the new Crystal Wrap Jewellery range introduces fresh coordinating accessories made to mix, match, and personalise. Each wrap features a gorgeous blend of colourful crystal beads, delicate pearls, and luxe gold accents—bringing a charming sparkle to any outfit.
Wear it your way: layer it with other pieces, wrap it around your wrist, or style it as a necklace. With 12 stunning designs to choose from, these versatile wraps make beautiful everyday accessories and thoughtful gifts for someone special.
Features:
Innovative new jewellery concept
Delicate pearls, luxe crystal beads, and refined styling
Versatile design — wear as a bracelet or necklace
Available in 12 unique designs
Details:
Packaging: Hang-sell backing card
Size: 55cm (excluding pendant)
Product: Glass-beaded wrap bracelet or necklace with natural pearl pendant
AU RRP: $16.99
Description
This hand-poured scented candle from Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop combines refined simplicity with lasting ambiance. Made from 100% pure soy wax, it burns cleanly for over 80 hours, creating a warm, inviting glow. The coloured wax sits in a clear glass jar, topped with an elegant black wooden lid, making it as beautiful unlit as it is when burning. A timeless favourite for both men and women of all ages.
Dimensions & Presentation
Candle: 9.5 × 9.5 × 12 cm
Candle wax weight: 300g | Total weight with jar and lid: 765g
Clear glass jar showcasing the coloured wax
Elegant black wooden lid
Ideal for medium to large rooms
Burn Time: 80+ hours
Wax Details
Hand-poured with 100% pure soy wax
Pure cotton wicks for a clean, even burn
Free from petroleum, paraffin, and parabens — safe for home and health
Fragrance information
An engaging and masculine scent with citrusy bergamot a more subdued note of lavender and a bold strong base of vetiver cinnamon bark cedarwood and tobacco leaf.
Top Notes: Bergamot Grapefruit
Middle Notes: Tobacco Leaf Lavender
Base Notes: Vetiver Cedarwood
Cunt Mug
No sugarcoating, just pure attitude ☕😏The Cunt Mug is bold, unapologetic, and perfect for fans of dark humour or cheeky novelty gifts. It makes a statement while you sip your coffee, tea, or hot chocolate, and is guaranteed to get laughs (or gasps).
Made from durable ceramic, it’s ideal for home, office, or gifting to someone with a fearless sense of humour.
Features:
Bold, provocative wording
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Great novelty or gag gift
Perfect for home, office, or gifting
Because sometimes coffee deserves honesty ☕🔥
Another Aussie icon has landed!
We strive to display product colours as accurately as possible, but due to varying monitor settings, screen images are intended as a guide only. Some styles and patterns may vary slightly from image shown.
Size
10mm acrylic tops + approx. 25x46mm wood bottoms.
Materials
Made of acrylic and wood with hypoallergenic surgical steel posts, jump rings, and butterfly backs. Our earrings are sensitive-ear-friendly and are free from lead and nickel.
*NOTE: Wooden products have natural imperfections (varying grains, indents, etc.). These imperfections may become more apparent in wooden products that have been etched, scored, or printed. These are not flaws, but rather add to the handmade character of our product. Please keep this in mind when purchasing these products.
We do not recommend getting our products wet. This includes, but is not limited to swimming, bathing, and showering.
Store earrings in a clean, dry environment, away from direct sunlight.
Put our earrings on after applying any cosmetics, moisturisers, or spraying perfumes as these products may damage your jewellery.
Remove products before sleeping.
Clean using a damp microfibre cloth. Never use chemicals, and dry completely.
When removing our earrings, we recommend that you apply pressure to the earring stud post and pull the clasp rather than pulling on the front of the earring, which may cause the glue to weaken.
Dachie Black Earrings
Celebrate your love for dachshunds with our Dachie Black Earrings! These adorable earrings feature the silhouette of a dachshund, affectionately known as the "sausage dog," in a sleek black finish. Perfect for dog lovers and fashion enthusiasts alike, these earrings add a playful yet sophisticated touch to any outfit.
Crafted from high-quality materials, the earrings are lightweight and comfortable, making them ideal for all-day wear. The minimalist design ensures they can be paired with both casual and dressy looks, while the black finish adds a modern, chic vibe to your ensemble.
Whether you're a proud dachshund owner or simply adore these charming little dogs, our Dachie Black Earrings are a delightful accessory that lets you express your personality in style. They also make a thoughtful gift for fellow dog lovers or anyone who appreciates unique, animal-inspired jewelry.
DESCRIPTION
10mm wood top + 30x33mm acrylic bottom earrings| Earring posts are made from hypoallergenic silver-plated surgical steel | We strive to display product colours as accurately as possible, but due to varying monitor settings, screen images are intended as a guide only. Some styles and patterns may vary slightly from image shown.
DESIGN: The Damask Porcelain Pluggable Warmer feature white porcelain which glows when this decorative black damask patterned warmer is lit.
FUNCTION: Pluggable Fragrance Warmers can be used in vertical outlets, making them ideal for above counter outlets in small rooms and spaces.
SMALL-SPACE FRAGRANCE: Use with one of our soy-based wax melts, ranging from artisan, classic, odor eliminating and aromatherapy.
Measuring at a compact size, the Pluggable Warmer is as functional as it is stylish. It includes a warming bulb for a reliable heat source, ensuring a consistent release of delightful scents. Elevate your home with the rustic charm of our Modern Cottage Pluggable Warmer, where simplicity meets sophistication in the world of home fragrance.
See our MASSIVE wax melt collection - CLICK HERE
Darcy Earrings – Matte Bluestone
Where geo style meets floral flair, the Darcy Earrings are a bold yet elegant statement piece. Featuring matte bluestone acrylic in a striking geometric floral cut, these dangles bring modern sophistication to any outfit.
Perfect for dressing up a casual look or adding subtle drama to your favourite evening ensemble.
Product Details
Size: 13mm wooden tops + approx. 39x39mm acrylic floral bottoms
Materials: Acrylic and wood with hypoallergenic surgical steel posts, jump rings, and butterfly backs
Lead and nickel free
Friendly for sensitive ears
Please Note – Acrylic: Matte and glitter acrylics can vary slightly in density, colour, and pattern.Please Note – Wood: Natural wood may feature slight variations in tone, grain, and texture. These unique characteristics add to the handmade charm and are not considered flaws.
Colour Disclaimer
We aim to represent product colours as accurately as possible, but due to differences in screen displays, actual colours may vary slightly from what you see online.
Care Instructions
Our handmade earrings are created with love and care—here’s how to keep them looking their best:
Keep dry: Avoid swimming, bathing, or showering while wearing them
Store in a dry, shaded place, away from direct sunlight
Apply makeup, perfumes, and moisturisers before putting your earrings on
Remove before bed
Clean gently with a damp microfibre cloth—no chemicals
When removing, press the post and pull the back, rather than tugging the earring front, to avoid loosening the glue
💙 Chic, modern, and effortlessly feminine—the Darcy Earrings in matte bluestone are a statement worth making.
🍫🌴 Dark Choc Cherries & Coconut Rocky Road Bon Bon – 300g 🌴🍫
Indulge in a rich, decadent treat with our Dark Choc Cherries & Coconut Rocky Road Bon Bon. Creamy dark compound chocolate envelopes fluffy marshmallows, juicy glace cherries, and a sprinkle of coconut for a luxurious, chewy bite in every piece. Perfect for gifting, sharing, or enjoying as a decadent snack.
Ingredients
Dark Compound Chocolate [Sugar, Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat, Cocoa Powder, Emulsifiers (Soy Lecithin), Stabiliser (Sorbitan Tristearate), Emulsifier (Polyglycerol Polyricinoleate), Natural Vanilla Flavouring],Marshmallow [Sugar, Corn Syrup, Water, Gelatin, Corn Starch, Sorbitol, Artificial Flavours, Artificial Colours (133, 129, 110, 102)],Glace Cherries, Coconut, Colours (124, 125).
Allergen Information
Contains: Wheat (Gluten), Soy, Milk.May contain: Walnut, Almond, Macadamia, Hazelnut, Peanut, Egg, Sesame, Brazil Nut, Cashew, Pistachio, Pecan.Made in a facility that also processes nuts and gluten-containing ingredients.
⭐ Produced in an Australian factory meeting all food safety and quality requirements.
🍫✨ Dive Into Chocolate Heaven with Our Milk Rocky Road! ✨🍫
This chunky, chewy, chocolatey masterpiece starts with our handmade, fluffy marshmallow, poured over our signature jellies for the perfect mix of soft and sweet. We then chop up this jellymallow delight, toss it with crunchy peanuts, and smother it all in silky milk chocolate before setting it into a massive 1kg slab.
🥜 Crunchy, chewy, chocolatey bliss in every bite!🍬 Too good to keep to yourself—better grab a share pack!
✅ No artificial colours—just pure, Rocky Road perfection!🪵 PRODUCT COMES AS AN UNCUT 1KG SLAB
85 x 85 mm. Square magnet.
Just remember there's someone meeting your ex thinking they have met someone special!
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets.
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
Dead Inside Mug
For those mornings when the caffeine is working harder than you are ☕🖤The Dead Inside Mug is the perfect blend of dark humour and everyday honesty. Simple, bold, and painfully relatable, it’s made for coffee drinkers who run on sarcasm before 9am.
Crafted from durable ceramic, this mug is ideal for coffee, tea, or whatever gets you through the day. A great gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who appreciates a little dark humour with their brew.
Features:
Minimalist “Dead Inside” design
Durable ceramic construction
Suitable for hot and cold beverages
Perfect for home, work, or gifting
Great novelty or Secret Santa gift
Because sometimes caffeine can’t fix everything… but it helps ☕😌
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
A big fucking thank you, you're the duck's nuts.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Dear Dad you are a better father than the milkman could have ever been.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true. No matter what the fuck happens I'll always stand by you. Whenever the fuck you need me, just call. If you need fucking anything at all, I'll always be there. Right up until the fucking end.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope
Friends are like condoms...they protect you when things get hard!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope
Happy Birthday. From your much... much... much younger friend!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy Birthday Tiger
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy birthday you old tart.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy Birthday. 21. It's now time to grow the fuck up!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. Blow those fucking candles princess.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm. Blank inside. Paired with kraft envelope
I got so excited I drank your present! Happy birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
I look at people sometimes and think... really?!? That's the sperm that won? Happy Birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
