SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
Size: 210 x 297 mm (A4) | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“Piss off! Uh, what we mean to say is; goodbye and good luck.”
Say farewell the Defamations way — with zero filter and maximum laughs. Whether you're sending off a beloved coworker or gleefully waving goodbye, this jumbo card sets the tone perfectly.
Jumbo size = more space for everyone’s signatures (and snarky messages)
Blank inside so your crew can say it loud, proud, and wildly inappropriately
Designed in our Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia
Comes with a kraft envelope large enough to handle all the greatness inside
You know what they say about big cards? That’s right — big envelopes. And even bigger laughs. Perfect for group goodbyes, office farewells, or just a dramatic exit.
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
Birds do it so they can catch the early bird. But, what is the F*&K wrong with people who open their eyes and start rabbiting on? Mornings are for silence, quiet meditation, reflection, not electric repartee. Shhhh! To help you cope with the madness, this box has been super-charged with 24 caffeinated comments guaranteed to make you forget the boofheads intent on ruining your mornings.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
A boozy spin on the classic wire loop challenge, this party game is guaranteed to get everyone laughing. Choose your shot glass and carefully guide the wand along the wire figure without touching it. Slip up and hit the wire? The buzzer sounds — and it’s time to drink! Simple, hilarious, and shockingly fun, this game is perfect for parties, pre-drinks, or a cheeky night in with friends.
What’s Included:
1 x wire stand
1 x wand
4 x shot glasses
Product Details:
Size: 135(L) x 95(W) x 220(H) mm
Packaging: Colour box
Batteries: 3 x AAA (not included)
A must-have party game for anyone ready to test their steady hand — and their drinking skills 🍻
115 x 80 x 30 mm. Gift set of 24 cards with timber display stand
A pack of 24 delightfully nonsensical notes that make zero bloody sense. These absurd little gems are perfect for those moments when logic has left the building, is masked as wisdom and built on absolute nonsense. This pack is your new best friend.
Little Defamations packs feature 24 suggestions for daily usage of some seriously naughty words. Defamations are not meant to offend or inflame. They merely recognise the fact we can't all be sweetness and light all of the time. The perfect gift for friends and family who don't take life too seriously.
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
Harness your inner eco-hero! 🌍💚
The The Power Is Yours – Captain Planet T-Shirt is perfect for fans of the iconic ’90s cartoon and anyone who wants to wear their love for the planet proudly. Featuring a vibrant Captain Planet graphic with the empowering slogan, it’s a stylish way to show off your eco-warrior spirit.
Made from soft, high-quality cotton, this tee offers comfort and durability for everyday wear. Ideal for casual outings, nostalgic vibes, or as a gift for fans of the classic series.
Features:
Bold “The Power Is Yours” Captain Planet design
Soft, breathable cotton
Available in sizes XS–2XL
Perfect for casual wear, nostalgia, or gifting
Durable print that stays vibrant wash after wash
Because saving the planet starts with style 🌱✨
