85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Chick Magnet
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TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Never leave home without a kiss, a hug & and "I Love You". Then remove the dog hair from your mouth as you walk to the car.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
R18 Candle: Hawk Tauh "Spit on That Thang" Large Candle
Ignite your senses with the bold and captivating Hawk Tauh "Spit on That Thang" Large Candle. Handcrafted with precision and passion in our store at 155 Keen Street, Lismore, this candle embodies the perfect blend of sophistication and daring.
Our R18 collection is known for its unique and provocative scents, and "Spit on That Thang" is no exception. Choose your fragrance from the below scents.
Each candle is made from premium soy wax, ensuring a clean, long-lasting burn that fills your space with its irresistible aroma. The large size guarantees extended enjoyment, making it a standout piece in any room.
Experience the hilarious Hwak Tauh candle, where every flame tells a story.
The ‘Indulge’ Box is our finest selection of chocolates, shaped like ass holes.
Yes, if you thought we couldn’t get any cruder, we went ahead and developed some of the most realistic edible anus’s on the planet today!
The Box is beautifully designed on the outside with no obvious clue as to what may lie inside.
There are 4x of these ass-crafted chocolates for your recipient to indulge in.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate anus’s will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.
Pimp Your Ride – Premium Air FreshenersThe Mona Lisa of air fresheners—a scent that conquers all. Pimp your ride with designs that'll have your passengers begging you to keep your eyes on the road.
Premium air fresheners with strong, long-lasting scents
Covers odors in style—from farts to everyday car smells
Prints that pop, smells that stay, a gift that slays
Designed in Melbourne
Upgrade your car, one sniff at a time!
Featuring one of our popular blends to repel Nit wits.
Passionfruit, lime, raspberry, with subtle hints of orange, melon and rose (these are not natural essential oils but a synthetic creation. (just in case Karen is an essential oils expert and is thinking of complaining). Some times fragrances are chosen at random.
Shake the spray bottle well to ensure that the ingredients are thoroughly mixed.
Next, identify the area or room in which you'd like to use the spray.
Hold the bottle at arm's length and aim the nozzle away from your face and any people or pets in the vicinity.
Give the trigger a gentle squeeze to release a fine mist into the air.
Allow the spray to settle, and you'll notice the intriguing scent filling the room.
It's essential to remember that this product is meant for fun and should be used in a context where its name is taken with a sense of humor.
So, go ahead, and spritz away to add a cheeky twist to your environment, but do so responsibly and in a way that's considerate of those around you..... who we kidding... we want them to go away!
🥃 Best F*cking Dad Flask 🥃Because the best dads deserve the best flask! Bold, cheeky, and straight to the point — this flask is the perfect gift for the dad who tells it like it is. Whether he's at the footy, a BBQ, or just surviving the school run, he'll love having this by his side. 😄🔥Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion worth celebrating with a sip! 🥂FEATURES
Features the phrase "Best F*cking Dad"
Sleek metal flask design
🎴 Prick Slut Fuckhead Card Game 🎴Unleash your inner mischief with the ultimate party starter for adults who love to blurt and laugh! Each round, challenge your friends to shout out the outrageous, then watch as everyone scrambles to keep up with the wildest game of expletives ever invented. Fast, irreverent, and slightly inappropriate — this quirky card game is guaranteed to turn a regular night into an unforgettable one. 😂🔥WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
Swearing is not just allowed — it's encouraged! 🤬
Outrageous fun for parties, game nights, and wild get-togethers
Fast, easy-to-learn rules keep everyone in on the fun
Great icebreaker for new friends and old frenemies alike
Perfect gift for anyone with a bold sense of humour
SPECIFICATIONSPackaged in a colour box
Welcome to Mel's Melting Moments Candles Willy Soap World!
YEP THEY'RE WILLY SOAPS
These "little" willys of heaven are amazing visually and so smoothing to the nostrils, skin and hands - wow never thought id be typing that.
Our handmade soap is made of vegetable oils and butters that are rich in antioxidants, vitamins and nutrients that are essential to healthy skin. Our soap helps improve your skin and relieves itchiness, dryness and skin conditions such as eczema, psoriasis and acne. Suitable for all skin types.
I pride myself in all product I stock are NOT tested on animals, free from parabens, mineral oil, phthalates, formaldehyde, PEGs and is also gluten free and non-GMO.
HOW TO USE wet the soap and work up a lather for at least 15 seconds... or more if needed (LOL) before you start washing yourself. You can apply the soap directly to your body or you can use a washcloth or loofah.CAN I EAT THIS? No, do not eat - we are food for the skin. External use only. If reaction occurs, discontinue use.
For external use only - sorry hahaINGREDIENTS Aqua, glycerine (from canola), Sodium cocoate, (soap from coconut) sorbitol (a sugar alcohol), sodium stearate (from canola), cocoamidopropyl betaine (coco betaine from coconut), sodium chloride (salt) sodium citrate (salts of citric acid), Cocos nucifera (coconut oil) polyglyceryl-4 oleate (from sunflower and canola oils, trisodium sulfosuccinate, citric acid.
Stress Ball Nuts: Squeeze the Stress Away!
Feeling a little nuts? These cheeky Stress Balls are here to help! Designed for maximum humor and soothing relief, they’re perfect for those moments when life gets a little overwhelming.
Key Features:
Hilariously Realistic: Includes two "testes" for a comical, lifelike feel.
High-Quality Silicone: Smooth, satisfying texture you won’t want to let go of.
Portable Zen: Compact enough to keep in your desk or bag for stress relief anytime, anywhere.
Whether it’s a tough day at work or just a good laugh you need, these Stress Ball Nuts are the ultimate squeeze-worthy solution! 🥜
Celebrate Boob Diversity with This Cheeky Mug!
Start your day with a cup of coffee and a celebration of all shapes and sizes! This fun and empowering mug features metallic gold illustrations of a variety of boobs, each humorously labeled with different nicknames.
Key Features:
Shiny Metallic Design: Eye-catching gold illustrations that celebrate body positivity and diversity.
Humorous Labels: A playful take on the many names for boobs, sure to spark a smile.
Care Instructions: Hand wash only to preserve the metallic finish. Not microwave safe.
Perfect as a gift or a personal statement piece, this mug makes mornings brighter and celebrates uniqueness with every sip! ☕✨