Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in, even better, chocolate d*cks are in, especially ones that are hidden in cute little flowery boxes with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front.
Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate, our chocolate d*ck will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a eat.
The original & absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up their dog’s sh*t.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yuuuummmmmm.
Shipped anonymously from our super-secret warehouse.
Morning Glory Swivel Willy 3D Rude Mug
Looking for a bit of morning glory? Try this Swivel Willy 3D Rude Mug! Take your morning cuppa to the next level with a playful twist - literally. The 3D willy on this mug swivels towards you with each sip. Turn heads and raise eyebrows with this cheeky mug that's sure to bring laughter to your breakfast table!
Product Features:
Unique Design: Featuring a man's crotch and a 3D swivel willy that adds a playful twist to your morning routine.
Swivel Action: The willy swivels towards you as you drink, making each sip a fun experience.
Quality Material: Crafted from durable ceramic to ensure long-lasting use.
Care Instructions: Hand wash only. Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher use to maintain its quality and functionality.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 165(L) x 110(W) x 115(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a brown box with a colorful label, making it a perfect gift.
Add some fun to your mornings with the Swivel Willy 3D Rude Mug and enjoy your coffee with a smile!
Looking for a perky start to your day? The Bouncing Boobs 3D Rude Mug takes your morning cuppa to the next level with a playful twist — literally. The 3D boobs bounce and swivel towards you with each sip, turning heads and raising eyebrows at the breakfast table!Product Features:
Unique 3D Design: Woman's torso with bouncing 3D boobs that swivel as you drink
Quality Material: Durable ceramic for long-lasting use
Care Instructions: Hand wash only — not microwave or dishwasher safe
Specifications:
Dimensions: 165(L) x 110(W) x 115(H) mm
Packaging: Brown box with colour label
Add some fun to your mornings and enjoy your coffee with a smile! ☕😄
The ‘Calm Your T*ts’ Box is our busty and beautiful box, targeted for gifting to friends or constantly overacting work colleagues!
With the complimentary words of ‘You are Breathtaking’ on the top, any soul would be oblivious as to what truly lies beneath.
Which is – 1 giant pair of beautiful chocolate t*ts with the words ‘CALM YOUR T*TS’ inscribed onto the back face.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate titties will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Happy 18th Birthday Bell Mug: Let the Celebrations Begin!
Kick off adulthood with the Happy 18th Birthday Bell Mug—a fun and festive way to celebrate this milestone birthday! This glass beer mug features a playful black bell attached to the handle, ensuring you never go without a drink.
Key Features:
Bell for Refills: Ring the black bell to let everyone know it's time for another round!
Bold 18th Birthday Design: Features "Happy 18th Birthday" in striking black lettering to mark the occasion.
Party Essential: Perfect for keeping your glass full and the celebrations flowing.
Raise a toast to the birthday star and make their 18th one to remember with this fun and functional party mug! 🍻
Say hello to your new cheeky bathroom essential — exclusively at Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop! 🛁✨
These fun and quirky soaps are handcrafted with artistic precision and a playful twist. They’re bold, whimsical, and sure to spark a smile whenever someone spots them on your soap dish. 😉
But it’s not just about the look — the fragrance is pure spa-day bliss! One whiff and you’ll feel like you’ve stepped into a fragrant paradise. 🌸
On top of that, they’re smooth, hydrating, and wonderfully gentle on your skin. Basically, it’s like being blessed by the soap gods themselves. ✨
Cleanliness doesn’t have to be boring — why not make it a cheeky little adventure? 😜
Colours may differ
Let your pride shine bright with our Willy Candle Rainbow Pride! 🌈 Ignite your space with the vibrant colors of the rainbow, celebrating love, diversity, and inclusivity in style.
Infused with a sweet strawberry scent, this candle not only adds a pop of color to your decor but fills the air with a delightful fragrance, creating an atmosphere of warmth and positivity. Whether you're hosting a pride-themed party, setting the mood for a romantic evening, or simply brightening up your living space, this candle is sure to spark joy.
Crafted with care and attention to detail, our rainbow willy candle stands tall and proud at 195mm, making it a standout centerpiece for any occasion. Packaged in a colorful box, it's also the perfect gift for friends, family, or anyone who wants to add a touch of rainbow magic to their life.
Remember, if you're lighting up your pride, make sure to place the candle on a stable, heat-resistant surface for safety. Let your light shine and spread love wherever you go with our Willy Candle Rainbow Pride!
Boobs 3D Mug – Feel Perky Every Morning!
Start your day with a little extra perk! This cheeky Boobs 3D Mug is designed in the shape of a voluptuous chest, bringing fun and personality to your morning coffee. Made from high-quality ceramic, it's the perfect gift for someone with a great sense of humor—or a unique addition to your own collection!
💖 Features:✔ Fun and playful 3D boob design✔ Made from quality ceramic✔ Guaranteed to bring a smile with every sip✔ Comes in a stylish color box, perfect for gifting
💦 Care Instructions:
Hand wash only
Not suitable for microwave or dishwasher
Specifications:📏 Size: 140(L) x 110(W) x 110(H) mm
Whether it's for a laugh, a conversation starter, or just because—this mug will have you feeling perky all day long! ☕😆
Celebrate Boob Diversity with This Cheeky Mug!
Start your day with a cup of coffee and a celebration of all shapes and sizes! This fun and empowering mug features metallic gold illustrations of a variety of boobs, each humorously labeled with different nicknames.
Key Features:
Shiny Metallic Design: Eye-catching gold illustrations that celebrate body positivity and diversity.
Humorous Labels: A playful take on the many names for boobs, sure to spark a smile.
Care Instructions: Hand wash only to preserve the metallic finish. Not microwave safe.
Perfect as a gift or a personal statement piece, this mug makes mornings brighter and celebrates uniqueness with every sip! ☕✨
115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book
We are all sinners. If you love a laugh, dropping the f-bomb, innuendos and sarcasm, then this book is for you.
Perfect for when life is not going so well, for giving to your best friend, husband, wife, boss, your grown-up kids or the dickhead down the road that has driven you nuts for years.
