The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.It's the kind of tee that plays well with anything — jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.Made with 100% Combed CottonBenefits of Combed Cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear
Holds colour better when dyed
Less prone to pilling
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
Bullsh*t Button – Call It Like You Hear It! 💩🔴Tired of wading through nonsense? When something smells off, hit the Bullsh*t Button and let it do the talking! With 6 hilarious responses, this novelty gadget is perfect for calling out the crap in meetings, at parties, or anytime someone starts spinning tall tales.Just press the big red button and watch the room erupt in laughter (or awkward silence 😅)!Specifications:
Size: 90(L) x 90(W) x 35(H) mm
Packaged in a colour box with CDU display
2 x AAA batteries included
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.Made with 100% COMBED COTTONBenefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
🔥 Drink Up B*tches Metal Flask 🔥Sassy, bold, and perfect for your next adventure! This sleek metal flask is a must-have for anyone who loves to bring the party wherever they go. Whether you're out with friends or just want a cheeky sip on the go, this flask has you covered. 🥂✨With its fun "Drink Up B*tches" design, it's the ultimate statement piece for anyone who isn't afraid to add a little attitude to their drinkware! 🍾💃Grab yours today and drink in style! 🖤
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Spice up your dining experience with a dash of humour and a pinch of cheekiness with the Flavour Mates Boobs Salt & Pepper Set! Because why settle for ordinary seasoning when you can add a touch of fun to every meal?Crafted with a playful spirit, these shapely salt and pepper shakers are sure to bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the seasoning. Whether you're hosting a dinner party, spicing up a romantic meal, or just adding some flavour to your everyday dishes, these companions are here to enhance your culinary adventures.With their eye-catching design and ample curves, these shakers are as delightful to display as they are functional. Made from high-quality materials, they're built to last through countless meals and laughs.Give your dining table a little personality — seasoning with a side of sass, because every meal deserves a pinch of fun! 🧂😄
115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.
In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.
115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
