Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe
LIFE IS TOUGH
Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby?
Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you.
They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.
CHEAP C^NT Earrings are crafted with meticulous attention to detail and quality materials to ensure both style and durability. Here's what makes them so special:
High-Quality Acrylic: These earrings are made from premium 3mm laser-cut acrylic, guaranteeing a sleek and polished finish.
Stainless Steel Components: The acrylic pieces are securely attached with tightly closed stainless steel jump rings, ensuring longevity and stability.
Surgical Stainless Steel Earring Posts: We prioritize comfort and safety, which is why we use high-quality surgical stainless steel earring posts. They are lead and nickel-free, making them ideal for those with sensitive ears. The posts are 12mm long for a comfortable fit.
Embedded Glitter: Our designs feature AHMAZING glitter that is embedded within clear acrylic. While some parts may have more glitter than others, this adds to the unique charm of each piece. It's not a flaw but a feature that makes every earring one-of-a-kind.
Color Variations: Please note that colors may appear differently on various screens and devices. Rest assured, we strive to accurately capture the beauty of each design in our product images.
With the CHEAP C^NT Earrings, you can confidently showcase your style with a touch of sass and humor. Grab a pair and let your personality shine! ✨
Thrust and Catch Ball-and-Cup Party Game
Get ready for laughter and fun with the Thrust and Catch Ball-and-Cup Party Game! This hilarious game will get your heart rate up as you put the cup around your waist and thrust to catch the ball on the string. Perfect for parties, this game guarantees a good time for everyone involved.
Product Features:
Fun and Active: A hilarious ball-and-cup party game that gets your heart rate up and keeps everyone entertained.
Easy to Use: Simply put the cup around your waist, attach the ball on the string, and thrust to catch the ball.
Complete Set: Comes with a plastic tub, elastic band, and ball on string.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 120(L) x 120(W) x 120(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a colorful box, making it an ideal gift or party accessory.
Bring excitement to your next gathering with the Thrust and Catch Ball-and-Cup Party Game and enjoy hours of laughter and fun!
Stress Turd: Squeeze Your Stress Away!
Having a crappy day? The Stress Turd is here to help! This hilarious, turd-shaped stress toy is the perfect way to add a bit of humor to your day while relieving stress.
Key Features:
Comical Design: Shaped like a turd for a good laugh while you squeeze away stress.
Satisfying Squeeze: Feel your worries melt away with each squeeze of this soft, squishy toy.
Great Stress Reliever: Ideal for those days when you just need a little something to lift your spirits.
Keep the Stress Turd on hand for a fun, cheeky way to unwind—because sometimes, we all need to laugh at life's little messes! 💩
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.It's the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.Made with 100% COMBED COTTONBenefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds colour better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
Commonly used in high-quality t-shirts where softness and durability matter most.
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy birthday you old tart.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything — jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% Combed Cotton
Benefits of Combed Cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear
Holds colour better when dyed
Less prone to pilling
Commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
Say hello to your new cheeky bathroom essential — exclusively at Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop! 🛁✨
These fun and quirky soaps are handcrafted with artistic precision and a playful twist. They’re bold, whimsical, and sure to spark a smile whenever someone spots them on your soap dish. 😉
But it’s not just about the look — the fragrance is pure spa-day bliss! One whiff and you’ll feel like you’ve stepped into a fragrant paradise. 🌸
On top of that, they’re smooth, hydrating, and wonderfully gentle on your skin. Basically, it’s like being blessed by the soap gods themselves. ✨
Cleanliness doesn’t have to be boring — why not make it a cheeky little adventure? 😜
Colours may differ
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything — jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% Combed Cotton
Benefits of Combed Cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear
Holds colour better when dyed
Less prone to pilling
Commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
