CHEAP C^NT Earrings are crafted with meticulous attention to detail and quality materials to ensure both style and durability. Here's what makes them so special:
High-Quality Acrylic: These earrings are made from premium 3mm laser-cut acrylic, guaranteeing a sleek and polished finish.
Stainless Steel Components: The acrylic pieces are securely attached with tightly closed stainless steel jump rings, ensuring longevity and stability.
Surgical Stainless Steel Earring Posts: We prioritize comfort and safety, which is why we use high-quality surgical stainless steel earring posts. They are lead and nickel-free, making them ideal for those with sensitive ears. The posts are 12mm long for a comfortable fit.
Embedded Glitter: Our designs feature AHMAZING glitter that is embedded within clear acrylic. While some parts may have more glitter than others, this adds to the unique charm of each piece. It's not a flaw but a feature that makes every earring one-of-a-kind.
Color Variations: Please note that colors may appear differently on various screens and devices. Rest assured, we strive to accurately capture the beauty of each design in our product images.
With the CHEAP C^NT Earrings, you can confidently showcase your style with a touch of sass and humor. Grab a pair and let your personality shine! ✨
Thrust and Catch Ball-and-Cup Party Game
Get ready for laughter and fun with the Thrust and Catch Ball-and-Cup Party Game! This hilarious game will get your heart rate up as you put the cup around your waist and thrust to catch the ball on the string. Perfect for parties, this game guarantees a good time for everyone involved.
Product Features:
Fun and Active: A hilarious ball-and-cup party game that gets your heart rate up and keeps everyone entertained.
Easy to Use: Simply put the cup around your waist, attach the ball on the string, and thrust to catch the ball.
Complete Set: Comes with a plastic tub, elastic band, and ball on string.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 120(L) x 120(W) x 120(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a colorful box, making it an ideal gift or party accessory.
Bring excitement to your next gathering with the Thrust and Catch Ball-and-Cup Party Game and enjoy hours of laughter and fun!
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
SENTIMENTAL? NAH.Who needs teary clichés when you can serve up a solid laugh? This card is all killer, no filler—ready to earn a permanent spot on the fridge instead of the junk drawer. Proof that the best things really do come in small, A6-sized packages.
Premium greeting card (aka: fancy paper with personality)
Crafted with love, sarcasm, and zero cheese
Proudly designed in Melbourne
Bullsh*t Button – Call It Like You Hear It! 💩🔴Tired of wading through nonsense? When something smells off, hit the Bullsh*t Button and let it do the talking! With 6 hilarious responses, this novelty gadget is perfect for calling out the crap in meetings, at parties, or anytime someone starts spinning tall tales.Just press the big red button and watch the room erupt in laughter (or awkward silence 😅)!Specifications:
Size: 90(L) x 90(W) x 35(H) mm
Packaged in a colour box with CDU display
2 x AAA batteries included
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy birthday you old tart.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Drinking Game – ProseccoAdd a touch of bubbly fun to your next gathering with the Prosecco Drinking Game! Perfect for parties, hens nights, and celebrations, this game combines the elegance of prosecco with playful competition.Set Includes:
12 plastic prosecco glasses — stylish, lightweight, and reusable
6 pink ping pong balls — bright, fun, and easy to spot
How to Play:Arrange the glasses in a triangular formation and take turns bouncing the pink ping pong balls, aiming to land them in the glasses. When a ball lands, the opposing team drinks! First team to clear their opponent's glasses wins.A prosecco-inspired twist on a classic party game — cheers to good times and endless laughs! 🥂🍾
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything — jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% Combed Cotton
Benefits of Combed Cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear
Holds colour better when dyed
Less prone to pilling
Commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
