Say hello to your new cheeky bathroom essential — exclusively at Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop! 🛁✨
These fun and quirky soaps are handcrafted with artistic precision and a playful twist. They’re bold, whimsical, and sure to spark a smile whenever someone spots them on your soap dish. 😉
But it’s not just about the look — the fragrance is pure spa-day bliss! One whiff and you’ll feel like you’ve stepped into a fragrant paradise. 🌸
On top of that, they’re smooth, hydrating, and wonderfully gentle on your skin. Basically, it’s like being blessed by the soap gods themselves. ✨
Cleanliness doesn’t have to be boring — why not make it a cheeky little adventure? 😜
Colours may differ
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything — jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% Combed Cotton
Benefits of Combed Cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear
Holds colour better when dyed
Less prone to pilling
Commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
Doodle Toss Hens Night Drinking Game
Get ready for your hens night with the 3d Doodle Toss Game! This fun and compact game is perfect for adding a playful twist to your celebrations.
What's Included:
A set of 5 Small Rings
A set of 5 Large Rings
Game Details:
Base Dimensions: 58mm x 68mm
Height: 74mm
Ring Sizes:
Small Rings: 33mm wide
Large Rings: 45mm wide
With rings in 5 different colors, the game offers a vibrant and exciting challenge. The smaller rings increase the difficulty level, making the game even more entertaining. Gather your friends and see who can toss the rings with the most accuracy!
85 x 85 mm. Square magnet.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets.
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe staple. Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.It's the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.Made with 100% COMBED COTTONBenefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds colour better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
Commonly used in high-quality t-shirts where softness and durability matter most.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
I love every bone in your body... but there's one I am especially fond of
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
The Classic Tee – your new wardrobe - Inspired by the laid-back 90s vibe, this unisex tee brings all the comfort with a relaxed fit, slightly dropped shoulders, and roomy sleeves made for effortless style.
It’s the kind of tee that plays well with anything—jeans, bike shorts, or your favourite sneakers. Classic, comfy, and cool without even trying.
Made with 100% COMBED COTTON
Benefits of combed cotton:
Softer and smoother against the skin.
Stronger and less likely to fray or tear.
Holds color better when dyed.
Less prone to pilling.
It’s commonly used in high-quality t-shirts, bedding, baby clothes, and towels where softness and durability are especially important.
Take your party to the wild side with the Croc Chomp Drinking Game — a thrilling mix of suspense, risk, and laughs! Perfect for breaking the ice and keeping the good times rolling.How It Works:
Press the crocodile's teeth one at a time and test your luck
Beware! One unlucky tooth will snap the jaws down on your hand
If you get chomped, it's time to take a shot!
Each reset randomly selects a new "chompy" tooth — keeping it unpredictable every round
What's Included:
1 x Snapper Croc
4 x Shot glasses
Bring on the laughs, gasps, and cheers — the ultimate game of daring and luck for your next party! 🐊🍹
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
Grow Your Own Girlfriend: The Ultimate Gag Gift!
Looking for the perfect companion without the hassle? Meet the Grow Your Own Girlfriend—a hilarious gag gift that grows to six times its size when you add water!
Key Features:
Instant Growth: Just add water and watch as your girlfriend grows 6 times her original size—no maintenance required!
No Nagging: Enjoy the quiet company of a stress-free, inflatable girlfriend.
Perfect for Footy Fans: Loves Sunday footy as much as you do, with no complaints!
A fun, cheeky gift for any occasion that will have everyone laughing!
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
