115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. What a beautiful day not to give a fuck about anyone.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
I look at people sometimes and think... really?!? That's the sperm that won? Happy Birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
I smell old people, oh, wait, that's you.....
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits! Happy birthday my friend.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
It's probably time to start lying about your age. Happy Birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
It's your big day today, hip hip hooray. Tomorrow... Fuck you!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
LGFU. Let's get fucked up. Happy birthday.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
I love you to the moon + back... but sometimes I just want to leave you there!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Some days you just need your lucky undies. Happy birthday!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Marriage is like a casino; you go in excited and optimistic but end up leaving drunk, broke and talking to yourself. Congrats.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Booze costs less than dinner for two. Cheers.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
