115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Sometimes you're a dickhead but your my dickhead + I love you.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Special delivery! It's your brand new chewing, spewing, pooing noise machine... Not to mention loss of sleep and a drain on the bank account. But you know... "Just focus on the joy"
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
The path to inner peace begins with four words: Not my fucking problem.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. Note: this card is also your present.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
You are bloody amazing. Keep that shit up!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
🌟 Introducing Toasty Hugs® - Your Cozy Calming Companions! 🌈
Say hello to Toasty Hugs®, your all-new cuddly companions filled with calming tourmaline crystals! 💎✨
With a removable heat pack that can be warmed in the microwave or cooled in the freezer, Toasty Hugs® offer a diverse and soothing experience in the form of twelve adorable characters. 🐻🦄
Designed with convenience and longevity in mind, the removable pack allows for easy cleaning of the plush toy exterior in the washing machine, ensuring they stay germ-free and cuddly for years to come. 🧼🚿
Crafted from microwave-safe, flame-resistant fabric and featuring extra-strong seams, Toasty Hugs® prioritize safety and durability. They're perfectly weighted to soothe pains, chills, cramps, and anxiety, making them a wonderful gift for all ages! 🎁💖
Features:
Made from microwave-safe, flame-resistant fabric.
Manufactured with extra-strong seams for durability.
Filled with tourmaline, a semi-precious mineral for calming vibes.
Hidden pouch for removing the heat pack.
Twelve charming designs to choose from, each with fun embroidered details.
Measuring 35 x 26 x 14cm
Details: Toasty Hugs® are plush toys that can be heated in the microwave or cooled in the freezer. They're crafted from microwave-safe, flame-resistant fabric, with a pouch filled with microwave-safe tourmaline crystals. All materials are specially designed for safe heating or chilling.
Price: AU RRP: $39.99 | NZ RRP: $49.99
Suitable for All Ages: While Toasty Hugs® are suitable for everyone, we recommend following all infant sleeping advice related to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS). For more information, please visit the National SIDS Council of Australia Ltd website.
#ToastyHugs #CalmingCompanions #SoothingComfort
🌟 Introducing Toasty Hugs® - Your Cozy Calming Companions! 🌈
Say hello to Toasty Hugs®, your all-new cuddly companions filled with calming tourmaline crystals! 💎✨
With a removable heat pack that can be warmed in the microwave or cooled in the freezer, Toasty Hugs® offer a diverse and soothing experience in the form of twelve adorable characters. 🐻🦄
Designed with convenience and longevity in mind, the removable pack allows for easy cleaning of the plush toy exterior in the washing machine, ensuring they stay germ-free and cuddly for years to come. 🧼🚿
Crafted from microwave-safe, flame-resistant fabric and featuring extra-strong seams, Toasty Hugs® prioritize safety and durability. They're perfectly weighted to soothe pains, chills, cramps, and anxiety, making them a wonderful gift for all ages! 🎁💖
Features:
Made from microwave-safe, flame-resistant fabric.
Manufactured with extra-strong seams for durability.
Filled with tourmaline, a semi-precious mineral for calming vibes.
Hidden pouch for removing the heat pack.
Twelve charming designs to choose from, each with fun embroidered details.
Measuring 35 x 26 x 14cm
Suitable for All Ages: While Toasty Hugs® are suitable for everyone, we recommend following all infant sleeping advice related to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS). For more information, please visit the National SIDS Council of Australia Ltd website.
#ToastyHugs #CalmingCompanions #SoothingComfort
🌟 Introducing Toasty Hugs® - Your Cozy Calming Companions! 🌈
Say hello to Toasty Hugs®, your all-new cuddly companions filled with calming tourmaline crystals! 💎✨
With a removable heat pack that can be warmed in the microwave or cooled in the freezer, Toasty Hugs® offer a diverse and soothing experience in the form of twelve adorable characters. 🐻🦄
Designed with convenience and longevity in mind, the removable pack allows for easy cleaning of the plush toy exterior in the washing machine, ensuring they stay germ-free and cuddly for years to come. 🧼🚿
Crafted from microwave-safe, flame-resistant fabric and featuring extra-strong seams, Toasty Hugs® prioritize safety and durability. They're perfectly weighted to soothe pains, chills, cramps, and anxiety, making them a wonderful gift for all ages! 🎁💖
Features:
Made from microwave-safe, flame-resistant fabric.
Manufactured with extra-strong seams for durability.
Filled with tourmaline, a semi-precious mineral for calming vibes.
Hidden pouch for removing the heat pack.
Twelve charming designs to choose from, each with fun embroidered details.
Measuring 35 x 26 x 14cm
Details: Toasty Hugs® are plush toys that can be heated in the microwave or cooled in the freezer. They're crafted from microwave-safe, flame-resistant fabric, with a pouch filled with microwave-safe tourmaline crystals. All materials are specially designed for safe heating or chilling.
Price: AU RRP: $39.99 | NZ RRP: $49.99
Suitable for All Ages: While Toasty Hugs® are suitable for everyone, we recommend following all infant sleeping advice related to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS). For more information, please visit the National SIDS Council of Australia Ltd website.
#ToastyHugs #CalmingCompanions #SoothingComfort
🐷 Oinking Fridge Friend – Your Snack-Time Sidekick!
Price: [Insert Price Here]
Meet your new cheeky kitchen companion! The Oinking Fridge Friend gives a friendly "oink!" every time you open the fridge door, encouraging you to think twice before reaching for that sneaky snack. It's the perfect mix of fun and functional!
🐽 Features:
🐷 Oinks when the fridge opens!
💡 Light sensor activated – works only when the door opens
🔋 Battery operated (batteries not included)
🧠 Designed to promote mindful snacking and add a laugh to your day
Whether you're on a health kick or just love a fun novelty item, this piggy has your back (and your fridge!).
📍 Find it in-store at Mel’s Melting Moments Gift Shop, 155 Keen Street, Lismore CBD🛒 Or shop online: https://melsmmsoycandles.com.au
#OinkingFridgeFriend #SnackSmart #FridgeFun #MindfulEating #LismoreGifts #MelsMeltingMoments
✨🌿 Glass Emerald Essential Oil Diffuser! 🌿✨
Introducing our exquisite Glass Emerald Essential Oil Diffuser – a true gem for your home ambiance! Hand-blown with care, this diffuser adds a touch of elegance to any room with its stunning emerald hue.
Key Features:
🔮 Hand-blown glass design for unparalleled beauty
🌈 Colour change function for a mesmerizing visual experience
⏰ Auto turn-off feature when the water runs out, ensuring safety and peace of mind.
⏳ Run time of approximately 4-6 hours, providing extended aromatherapy bliss
Simply add your favorite essential oils, sit back, and let the soothing scents fill your space. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or creating a serene atmosphere for yoga or meditation, the Glass Emerald Essential Oil Diffuser is your perfect companion.
Elevate your senses and transform your space with the magic of aromatherapy. Order yours today and experience the blissful harmony of sight and scent! 🌟🍃 #AromatherapyBliss #GlassEmeraldMagic #ElevateYourSpace
See our MASSIVE essential oil range - CLICK HERE
✨🌿 Glass Emerald Essential Oil Diffuser! 🌿✨
Introducing our exquisite Glass Florence ssential Oil Diffuser – a true gem for your home ambiance! Hand-blown with care, this diffuser adds a touch of elegance to any room with its stunning emerald hue.
Key Features:
🔮 Hand-blown glass design for unparalleled beauty
🌈 Colour change function for a mesmerizing visual experience
⏰ Auto turn-off feature when the water runs out, ensuring safety and peace of mind.
⏳ Run time of approximately 4-6 hours, providing extended aromatherapy bliss
Simply add your favorite essential oils, sit back, and let the soothing scents fill your space. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or creating a serene atmosphere for yoga or meditation, the Glass Emerald Essential Oil Diffuser is your perfect companion.
Elevate your senses and transform your space with the magic of aromatherapy. Order yours today and experience the blissful harmony of sight and scent! 🌟🍃 #AromatherapyBliss #GlassEmeraldMagic #ElevateYourSpace
See our MASSIVE essential oil range - CLICK HERE
✨🌿 Glass Luna Essential Oil Diffuser! 🌿✨
Introducing our exquisite Glass Luna Essential Oil Diffuser – a true gem for your home ambiance! Hand-blown with care, this diffuser adds a touch of elegance to any room with its stunning emerald hue.
Key Features:
🔮 Hand-blown glass design for unparalleled beauty
🌈 Colour change function for a mesmerizing visual experience
⏰ Auto turn-off feature when the water runs out, ensuring safety and peace of mind.
⏳ Run time of approximately 4-6 hours, providing extended aromatherapy bliss
Simply add your favorite essential oils, sit back, and let the soothing scents fill your space. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or creating a serene atmosphere for yoga or meditation, the Glass Luna Essential Oil Diffuser is your perfect companion.
Elevate your senses and transform your space with the magic of aromatherapy. Order yours today and experience the blissful harmony of sight and scent! 🌟🍃
#AromatherapyBliss #GlassLunaMagic #ElevateYourSpace
See our MASSIVE essential oil range - CLICK HERE
