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Defamations Cards - Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true. No matter what the fuck happens I'll always stand by you. Whenever the fuck you need me, just call. If you need fucking anything at all, I'll always be there. Right up until the fucking end. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - GOOD FRIENDS RUDE FRIENDSHIP CARD
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - Happy Birthday Tiger
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy Birthday Tiger Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - Happy birthday you old tart.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. Happy birthday you old tart. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well? Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. What a beautiful day not to give a fuck about anyone.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. What a beautiful day not to give a fuck about anyone. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - I look at people sometimes and think... really?!? That's the sperm that won? Happy Birthday.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. I look at people sometimes and think... really?!? That's the sperm that won? Happy Birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - I smell old people
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope. I smell old people, oh, wait, that's you..... Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits! Happy birthday my friend.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits! Happy birthday my friend. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
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Defamations Cards - It's probably time to start lying about your age. Happy Birthday.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope It's probably time to start lying about your age. Happy Birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
$6.50
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