Indulge in the finest Australian-made and owned gourmet treats with our exquisite Gourmet Confectionery Collection. Perfect for any occasion, these delectable delights are crafted with premium ingredients to tantalize your taste buds.
Salted Caramel Mini Pop 75g & 160g - Delight in the perfect balance of sweet and salty with our bite-sized Salted Caramel Mini Pops. Available in convenient 75g and 160g sizes.
Smokey Maple Mini Pop 75g & 160g - Experience the rich, smoky sweetness of maple in our irresistible Smokey Maple Mini Pops. Available in 75g and 160g sizes for your snacking pleasure.
Salted Caramel Bang 100g & 200g - Enjoy a bigger bang of flavor with our Salted Caramel Bang, available in 100g and 200g options for a more indulgent treat.
Apple Crumble Pop 65g - Relish the nostalgic flavors of a classic apple crumble in a convenient pop form, perfect for on-the-go enjoyment.
Banoffee Pop 65g - Savor the delicious combination of banana and toffee in our Banoffee Pop, a sweet treat that will leave you craving more.
Florentine - Delight in the luxurious taste of our Florentines, a perfect blend of nuts, caramel, and chocolate for a truly decadent experience.
REAL Toffee Fudge 200g - Indulge in the rich, buttery goodness of our REAL Toffee Fudge, a melt-in-your-mouth delight that’s sure to satisfy.
Devilicious Chocolate 140g - Succumb to the allure of our Devilicious Chocolate, a heavenly treat for all chocolate lovers.
Devilicious Espresso 140g - Awaken your senses with the bold and intense flavor of our Devilicious Espresso, a perfect pick-me-up for coffee aficionados.
Devilicious Mint 140g - Refresh your palate with the cool, minty goodness of our Devilicious Mint, a delightful twist on a classic favorite.
Devilicious Raspberry 140g - Enjoy the fruity burst of raspberry in our Devilicious Raspberry, a perfect balance of sweet and tart.
Elevate your snacking experience with our Gourmet Confectionery Collection, where each bite is a celebration of exceptional quality and taste.
Plush Marvin Monkey
Say hello to Marvin Monkey – the cheeky little mischief-maker you’ll want to hug again and again! Standing 34 cm tall with soft, squishy polyester and chunky limbs, Marvin is ready for adventures, snuggles, or just making you grin. A playful companion full of personality, he’s sure to bring smiles wherever he swings! 🐒
Glowing Glass Candle Holders
Our signature glowing glass candle holders are simply lovely to look at during the day and wonderfully lit like stained glass at night.
The Glowing Glass candle holders are hand made from quality polymer clay over glass, making a stained-glass effect that is bright, strong and enduring.
Many of our designs are exclusive and range from nature, flowers and animals to international cities, Australian icons or beach
The Green Agate Crystal Bowl is a stunning and spiritually significant piece that seamlessly marries the beauty of nature with the metaphysical properties of crystals.
Crafted from green agate, a variety of chalcedony known for its mesmerizing swirls of verdant hues, this bowl exudes a sense of tranquility and balance.
Green agate is believed to possess healing properties, promoting emotional stability, harmony, and growth.
The bowl's smooth, polished surface enhances its visual appeal while inviting touch, fostering a connection with the energies it embodies.
Whether used for meditation, energy healing, or as a decorative centerpiece, the Green Agate Crystal Bowl serves as a tangible representation of nature's elegance and the metaphysical realm, offering a harmonious blend of aesthetic charm and spiritual significance.
Green Scarlet Quartz Terminated Point
A beautiful polished Green Scarlet Quartz Terminated Point.
Simply place the Terminated Point in the environment or lay it upon the body or hold it in the hands.
Weight: Approx. 35g
Size: Approx. 20mm x 20mm x 70mm
Important Notice:Due to the actual product may vary in shape, weight, colour and pattern, the product images shown are examples of the range of product and may not be an exact representation of the product. Your purchase will be different from the images.Images shown are for illustration purposes.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
WEIGHT
0.035 kg
DIMENSIONS
2 × 2 × 7 cm
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
For the cheeky ones who love a good tease, this birthday card delivers the punchline perfectly:
“I told you sex would be on the cards for your Birthday... so here you go. Happy Birthday.”
Wickedly witty and just the right amount of inappropriate, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a dramatic eye-roll).
Blank inside so you can add your own flirty or funny message
Part of our unapologetically cheeky Defamations Greeting Card range
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia
Includes a natural kraft envelope for a rustic, no-fuss finish
Ideal for partners, close friends, or anyone with a naughty sense of humour. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“You are fucking epic.”
Sometimes, a simple compliment needs a little extra punch — and this card delivers it with unapologetic flair. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, this bold card is made for legends who deserve to hear it like it is.
Blank inside for your own outrageous or heartfelt message
Part of the hilariously inappropriate Defamations Greeting Card collection
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia
Includes a natural kraft envelope for that rustic charm
Naughty, rude, irreverent, and undeniably funny — these cards are made to amuse, shock, and offend (in the best way). Because when regular cards won’t cut it, Defamations gets the fucking job done.
Wake Up to an Explosive Double Hit with the Dual-Function Grenade Mug!
Kickstart your day with a bang and a burst of fun with our Dual-Function Grenade Mug! Designed to make mornings more exciting, this mug features a bold grenade design that combines a cup for your favorite coffee or tea with a functional water pipe underneath.
Features:
Dual Functionality: Enjoy your coffee or tea in the cup, while the functional water pipe below adds an explosive twist to your routine.
Novelty Design: The striking grenade shape ensures you start your day with a bang and a touch of adventure.
Clean and Separate: The mug’s liquid is kept entirely separate from the pipe’s liquid, so your drink stays fresh and untainted by smoke.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 160(L) x 100(W) x 105(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a brown box with a colorful label.
Add a little explosive excitement to your mornings with this unique and functional mug!
Grow Your Own Boyfriend
Grow the perfect boyfriend with this great gag gift! Just add water and watch as your new boyfriend grows to 6 times his original size. He never snores, loves shopping all day, doesn't talk, and just listens – the ideal companion for laughs and fun.
Product Features:
Instant Companion: Simply add water and watch him grow to 6 times his original size.
Perfect Traits: Never snores, enjoys shopping, doesn't talk, and always listens.
Fun and Quirky: A hilarious gag gift for friends and family.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 60(L) x 10(W) x 70(H) mm
Packaging: Conveniently packaged for easy gifting.
Bring some humor into your life with the Grow Your Own Boyfriend – the perfect quirky gift for any occasion!
Grow Your Own Girlfriend: The Ultimate Gag Gift!
Looking for the perfect companion without the hassle? Meet the Grow Your Own Girlfriend—a hilarious gag gift that grows to six times its size when you add water!
Key Features:
Instant Growth: Just add water and watch as your girlfriend grows 6 times her original size—no maintenance required!
No Nagging: Enjoy the quiet company of a stress-free, inflatable girlfriend.
Perfect for Footy Fans: Loves Sunday footy as much as you do, with no complaints!
A fun, cheeky gift for any occasion that will have everyone laughing!
Grow Some Balls: The Ultimate Gag Gift!
It’s time to man up and grow some balls—literally! These hilarious novelty balls expand when placed in water, making them a fun and cheeky gift to inspire courage and laughter.
Key Features:
Watch Them Grow: Just add water, and these balls will grow up to 6 times their original size!
Motivational Fun: A humorous way to inspire someone to tackle life's challenges with boldness.
Perfect Gag Gift: Great for friends, coworkers, or anyone who could use a laugh and a little "encouragement."
Give the gift of greatness (and a good laugh) with this playful, quirky novelty item! 🏀💪
Grow Your Own Boobs
Just place in water for an instant pair of boobs! Watch in amazement as these fun novelty boobs grow up to 6 times their original size. Cheaper than plastic surgery, they're a hilarious gift for any stag night or party.
Product Features:
Instant Fun: Simply place in water and watch them grow to 6 times their original size.
Cost-Effective: A fun and affordable alternative to plastic surgery.
Perfect for Stag Nights: A great gag gift that's sure to get laughs and be a memorable part of the celebration.
Specifications:
Dimensions: 50(L) x 10(W) x 30(H) mm
Packaging: Comes in a blister pack for easy gifting.
Bring some laughter and fun to your next party with the Grow Your Own Boobs – the perfect cheeky gift!
