115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
I love every bone in your body... but there's one I am especially fond of
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
"Sending you a cuddle and a whole lot of something else that I can't say aloud... but you know what I mean"
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday, you prick.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
I love you to the moon + back... but sometimes I just want to leave you there!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
"Happy Birthday Hot Stuff - Birthday Card"
Turn up the heat on their birthday with this flirty and fun card that’s sure to make them blush (or smirk)!
Front Message: "Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff!" in bold, fiery typography surrounded by playful flames and a cheeky wink emoji.
Design: Vibrant red and orange tones with a sleek, modern design that sizzles with charm.
Inside: Blank for your own steamy, sweet, or humorous message.
Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a striking, high-quality finish.
Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and attention-grabbing.
Envelope: Includes a matching bright red envelope to keep the fiery theme going.
Perfect for a partner, crush, or anyone who deserves to feel like the "hottest" person in the room on their birthday! 🔥
"There's Nobody Quite Like You - Defamations Birthday Card"
Celebrate their uniqueness with a card that’s as cheeky as it is charming! Perfect for a friend or loved one who stands out in the best (or most questionable) ways.
Front Message: "There’s Nobody Quite Like You... Thank goodness."
Design: Features a whimsical illustration of a lone, quirky character surrounded by stars and confetti, exuding a mix of admiration and playful sarcasm.
Inside: Blank for your own personalized message – heartfelt or hilariously honest.
Material: High-quality matte-finish cardstock that feels as premium as the sentiment.
Size: 115 x 160 mm – just right for making an impression.
Envelope: Comes with a kraft envelope to complete the look.
Ideal for anyone who appreciates humor with a side of flattery on their birthday! 🎉
"I'm So Excited - Birthday Card"
Capture the thrill of their special day with a card that radiates pure excitement and joy!
Front Message: "I'm SO excited... It's Your Birthday!" (complete with bold, colorful lettering and festive confetti bursts).
Design: A bright, celebratory theme with streamers, balloons, and a big smiling sun for extra cheer.
Inside: Blank for your enthusiastic, heartfelt, or funny message.
Material: Premium matte-finish cardstock for a vibrant, high-quality look.
Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm) – compact and impactful.
Envelope: Comes with a cheerful yellow envelope to complement the card’s vibe.
Perfect for anyone who loves a little extra energy in their birthday greetings! 🎂✨
"Happy Birthday from Your Much, Much Younger Friend" – A playful jab at age that keeps the celebration lighthearted and fun!
Front Message: Bold, cheeky text that reads, "Happy Birthday from Your Much, Much Younger Friend
Design: Vibrant confetti background with a cartoon-style young figure smirking next to a vintage hourglass.
Inside: Blank for your own humor-filled or heartfelt message.
Material: Premium glossy cardstock for a polished finish.
Dimensions: A6 size, includes a bright envelope for an extra pop of fun.
This card is perfect for poking fun at the birthday person's age while reminding them that you're still their favorite younger friend! 🎉
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... or do you need flowers as well?
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
