Greeting Card Description:
"You're So Lucky - Defamations Birthday Card"
Celebrate their big day with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of fabulousness! This tongue-in-cheek birthday card lets them know just how fortunate they are to have you around.
Front Message: "Happy Birthday! You're so lucky to have someone as fabulous as me in your life."
Inside: Blank for your own witty or heartfelt message.
Material: High-quality 300gsm cardstock with a smooth matte finish.
Size: 115 x 160 mm – the perfect fit for their birthday chuckles.
Envelope: Paired with a stylish kraft envelope for a touch of eco-chic.
This card is the ultimate ego-boost (for you, of course) and is guaranteed to add some sass to their special day! 🎉
"I Love You More Than the Cat" – A heartfelt (and slightly questionable) declaration of love for the cat enthusiast in your life.
Front Message: "I Love You More Than the Cat" (but don’t tell them).
Design: Features a mischievous cat with a raised eyebrow lounging on a heart-shaped cushion, surrounded by paw prints and a touch of sass.
Inside: Blank for your own purr-sonalized message.
Material: Premium matte cardstock with a smooth finish.
Dimensions: A6 size, paired with a soft pink envelope.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just to show you’re willing to put them (just barely) above the feline overlord. 😺❤️
"I Love You More Than the Dog" - the ultimate declaration of love (or at least one of compromise). This cheeky Defamations greeting card is perfect for the dog lover in your life, showcasing humor and affection in equal measure.
Front Message: "I Love You More Than the Dog" (but just barely).
Design: Features a playful illustration of a heart-eyed pooch sitting next to an exaggerated thought bubble.
Material: Premium cardstock with a matte finish.
Inside: Blank for your heartfelt (or hilarious) message.
Dimensions: A6 size, comes with a kraft envelope.
Whether for Valentine's Day, an anniversary, or just because, this card strikes the perfect balance between wit and charm.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy birthday. Note: this card is also your present.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Box: 58 x 76 x 35 mm | Cards: 46 x 64mm | Boxed set of 56 blunt af oracle cards plus instructions
Need a break from toxic positivity? Not vibing with the whole love and light angel card shitshow? Ready for a blunt appraisal? When life is completely fucked-up and continually deals you bullshit, shift your little pity party and face your demons!
Draw Your Flaw oracle cards are life’s karmic payback. Use them to peer into the dark side of life and access hidden demons and sharp truths.
This version comes with a swanky green and ivory box design.
HOW TO USE1. Shuffle.2. Hold the whole pack for a moment.3. Choose a card or chuck them in the air to see what shit you’re in for today.
Box: 58 x 76 x 35 mm | Cards: 46 x 64mm | Boxed set of 56 blunt af oracle cards plus instructions
Need a break from toxic positivity? Not vibing with the whole love and light angel oracle card shitshow? Ready for a blunt appraisal? When life is completely fucked-up and continually deals you bullshit, shift your little pity party and face your demons!
Draw Your Flaw oracle cards are life’s karmic payback. Use them to peer into the dark side of life and access hidden demons and sharp truths.
This version comes with a snazzy red and pink box design.
HOW TO USE1. Shuffle.2. Hold the whole pack for a moment.3. Choose a card or chuck them in the air to see what shit you’re in for today.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy Birthday. 21. It's now time to grow the fuck up!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Booze costs less than dinner for two. Cheers.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy Birthday Tiger
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
