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  • FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - THE FUCKENING FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - THE FUCKENING

    FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - THE FUCKENING

    2 in stock

    115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book We are all sinners. If you love a laugh, dropping the f-bomb, innuendos and sarcasm, then this book is for you. Perfect for when life is not going so well, for giving to your best friend, husband, wife, boss, your grown-up kids or the dickhead down the road that has driven you nuts for years.

    2 in stock

    $13.99

  • FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN

    FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN

    2 in stock

    115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book When life is a never-ending spiral of freakish, utter chaos... when everything is uncontrollable, unruly and turbulent... when things go from bad to worse... use this book for humorous support.

    2 in stock

    $13.99

  • FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - AUSSIE SLANG FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - AUSSIE SLANG

    FUN COFFEE TABLE BOOK - AUSSIE SLANG

    2 in stock

    115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Words by Matt Khoury | Fun Coffee Table Book This book is for your favourite cobbers (friends), the bogans you call family and for anyone who wants to be Australian. Knowledge is power. Learn these useful Aussie slang words and phrases to navigate Australian life. Become fluent in Australian. Strewth. Durry. Figjam. An Aussie salute. A bluey. A bottler. Who would know?

    2 in stock

    $13.99

  • R18 - IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST - Magnet

    R18 - IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST - Magnet

    4 in stock

    85 x 85 mm | Square magnet If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen.  TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

    4 in stock

    $6.95

  • Last stock! R18 - I'M GIVING UP DRINKING - Magnet

    R18 - I'M GIVING UP DRINKING - Magnet

    1 in stock

    85 x 85 mm | Square magnet I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.  TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

    1 in stock

    $6.95

  • R18 - CHICK MAGNET - Magnet

    R18 - CHICK MAGNET - Magnet

    2 in stock

    85 x 85 mm | Square magnet Chick Magnet expected. TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

    2 in stock

    $6.95

  • FUN COASTERS - DRINKING SOLUTIONS FUN COASTERS - DRINKING SOLUTIONS

    FUN COASTERS - DRINKING SOLUTIONS

    2 in stock

    Drink coaster size: 100 x 100 mm | Set of 10 Funny Coasters | Got a drinking problem? We've got the solutions. Sick of wine stains and water rings on all your tables... or window sills, or the floors? (Hey, we aren’t going to judge where you put your drinks. A surface is a surface!) Well then, as Mum used to say: “Use a bloody coaster!” This awesome boxed set comes with 10 fun coaster designs that are perfect to perch drinks of all kinds on. These funny coasters are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly card.

    2 in stock

    $19.95

  • Last stock! R18 - Magnet - Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.

    R18 - Magnet - Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.

    1 in stock

    85 x 85 mm | Square magnet Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds. Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

    1 in stock

    $6.95

  • Last stock! R18 - Magnet - Never leave home without a kiss, a hug & and "I Love You". Then remove the dog hair from your mouth as you walk to the car.

    R18 - Magnet - Never leave home without a kiss, a hug & and "I Love You". Then remove the dog hair from your mouth as you walk to the car.

    1 in stock

    85 x 85 mm | Square magnet Never leave home without a kiss, a hug & and "I Love You". Then remove the dog hair from your mouth as you walk to the car. Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets. Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your: ex's kitchen appliances co-worker's filing cabinet boss's whiteboard or any other metal surface At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started. Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone. SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard. Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again. Start turning heads and start laughing today.

    1 in stock

    $6.95

  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. What a beautiful day not to give a fuck about anyone.

    Defamations Cards - Happy birthday. What a beautiful day not to give a fuck about anyone.

    1 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Happy birthday. What a beautiful day not to give a fuck about anyone. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    1 in stock

    $6.50

  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - LGFU

    Defamations Cards - LGFU

    1 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope LGFU. Let's get fucked up. Happy birthday. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    1 in stock

    $6.50

  • Last stock! Defamations Cards - Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true

    Defamations Cards - Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true

    1 in stock

    115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope Dear Fucker, you are my fucking friend, and I hope you know that's fucking true. No matter what the fuck happens I'll always stand by you. Whenever the fuck you need me, just call. If you need fucking anything at all, I'll always be there. Right up until the fucking end. Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what! FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.

    1 in stock

    $6.50


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