Let your pride shine bright with our Willy Candle Rainbow Pride! 🌈 Ignite your space with the vibrant colors of the rainbow, celebrating love, diversity, and inclusivity in style.
Infused with a sweet strawberry scent, this candle not only adds a pop of color to your decor but fills the air with a delightful fragrance, creating an atmosphere of warmth and positivity. Whether you're hosting a pride-themed party, setting the mood for a romantic evening, or simply brightening up your living space, this candle is sure to spark joy.
Crafted with care and attention to detail, our rainbow willy candle stands tall and proud at 195mm, making it a standout centerpiece for any occasion. Packaged in a colorful box, it's also the perfect gift for friends, family, or anyone who wants to add a touch of rainbow magic to their life.
Remember, if you're lighting up your pride, make sure to place the candle on a stable, heat-resistant surface for safety. Let your light shine and spread love wherever you go with our Willy Candle Rainbow Pride!
Spice up your dining experience with a dash of humor and a pinch of cheekiness with our Flavor Mates Boobs Salt & Pepper Set! Because why settle for ordinary seasoning when you can add a touch of fun to every meal?
Crafted with care and a playful spirit, these shapely salt and pepper shakers are sure to bring a smile to your face every time you reach for the seasoning. Whether you're hosting a dinner party, spicing up a romantic meal, or just adding some flavor to your everyday dishes, these companions are here to enhance your culinary adventures.
With their eye-catching design and ample curves, these shakers are as delightful to display as they are functional. Made from high-quality materials, they're built to last through countless meals and laughs.
So go ahead, give your dining table a little personality with our Flavor Mates Boobs Salt & Pepper Set. It's seasoning with a side of sass – because every meal deserves a pinch of fun
Hey there, party people! Get ready to turn heads and raise some glasses with our Drink Up B*tches Drinking Hat – the ultimate accessory for those who like their drinks with a side of sass!
Picture this: you're at the beach, the sun is shining, and your hands are free to catch a frisbee or throw some shade (literally). How? Because your drinks are right where they should be – perched stylishly on your head!
With its adjustable straps and sturdy design, this hat keeps your beverages secure while leaving your hands free for high-fives, dance moves, or whatever else the night (or day) may bring. Plus, with its bold statement, you're sure to be the life of the party – or at least the most memorable!
So grab your crew, pop on your Drink Up B*tches Drinking Hat, and let the good times roll. Cheers to making memories, turning heads, and staying hydrated in style!
Disclaimer: This hat may attract attention, envy, and requests for selfies. Drink responsibly, and remember to share the love (and the drinks)
"Introducing the Grow Your Own Willy Kit: because who needs a green thumb when you can have a pink one? Ever wish you could cultivate your own companion, without the hassle of dating apps or the unpredictability of blind dates? Look no further!
With our kit, you'll go from seed to "see it" in no time! Just add water, a little sunlight, and a whole lot of giggles, and watch in amazement as your very own Willy sprouts up, ready to add a touch of whimsy to any environment.
Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or simply as a conversation starter, Grow Your Own Willy is the ultimate in cheeky gardening. Plus, it's organic, biodegradable, and guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most hardened of green thumbs.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous blushing, and a sudden surge in popularity among your friends. Grow responsibly!"
While we’re all about spreading good vibes and having a laugh, we also love a candle that brings people together (with minimal eye rolls 😏).
Looking for something a little bold, a little sassy, and guaranteed to spark a giggle? We’ve got you covered. Just remember – don’t be that Karen or Darren! 😜
✨ Pop in and see us at 155 Keen Street, Lismore CBD🛍 Or shop the sass online at melsmmsoycandles.com.au
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Go on, treat yourself (or your favourite smart-mouth mate). Bahaha – get that up ya! 🔥😂
We should strive to communicate in ways that uplift and bring people together.
If you're looking for a unique and playful candle, consider exploring alternatives that spread positivity or bring a smile without using potentially offensive language.
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DONT BE A KAREN OR A DARREN
Add a touch of bold humor to your space with our "Don't be a C*nt" candle – the perfect way to playfully express your unfiltered sentiments! 🕯️😜 This cheeky candle is sure to spark laughter and make a statement in any room.
Whether it's a gift for someone with a sense of humor or a quirky addition to your own collection, let the flickering flame carry a message that speaks volumes with a dash of irreverent charm. Light up the room and embrace the lighthearted side of life! 🔥🤭
#CandleHumor #IrreverentCharm #LightenUpTheMood
Express your unique sense of humor with our "Say it with a Candle" collection – featuring the cheeky "Middle Rude Finger" candle! 🖕🕯️
Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, this candle adds a touch of sass to any space.
Whether it's a gift for a friend or a hilarious addition to your own decor, let this candle speak volumes without saying a word.
Embrace the playful side of life and make a statement with the flicker of flame and a touch of irreverent charm! 🔥😜
#CandleHumour #MiddleFingerMagic #LightUpLaughs
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
I love you to the moon + back... but sometimes I just want to leave you there!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Get Ready For The Ultimate Game Night
"Get ready for the ultimate game night with the adult party game designed for those with a truly F*cked Up sense of humor!"
Let loose and embrace the hilarity as you dive into a world of outrageous fun and unpredictable antics. This game is guaranteed to keep the laughter flowing and the good times rolling.
Gather your friends, unleash your inner mischievous side, and prepare for a night filled with unforgettable moments. It's time to challenge your wit, push the boundaries, and create memories that will leave you laughing long after the game is over.
Get ready to unleash the madness!
Get Ready For The Ultimate Game Night
Sit back and relax while playing Who’s The Cunt? at your next house party or bingo night! Ask questions like “Does your cunt look like Jesus” or “Does your cunt look like they need Jesus?”
