💩 The Shit Happens 18+ Bath Bomb! 💩
Looking for a cheeky and hilarious gift? Our The Shit Happens 18+ Bath Bomb is perfect for adding a bit of humor to bath time! Ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh and a relaxing soak, this bath bomb is sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. 🛁✨
Drop it in and watch as it fizzes, releasing fun colors and a light-hearted fragrance, making bath time both amusing and enjoyable. 🌈🤣
Why you'll love it:
Infused with skin-loving ingredients for a soothing and moisturizing bath.
Playful colors and a humorous touch to brighten up bath time.
Perfect for a funny gift or just to treat yourself with a bit of laughter.
Make bath time a hilarious affair with The Shit Happens 18+ Bath Bomb from Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop!
Doodle Toss Hens Night Drinking Game
Get ready for your hens night with the 3d Doodle Toss Game! This fun and compact game is perfect for adding a playful twist to your celebrations.
What's Included:
A set of 5 Small Rings
A set of 5 Large Rings
Game Details:
Base Dimensions: 58mm x 68mm
Height: 74mm
Ring Sizes:
Small Rings: 33mm wide
Large Rings: 45mm wide
With rings in 5 different colors, the game offers a vibrant and exciting challenge. The smaller rings increase the difficulty level, making the game even more entertaining. Gather your friends and see who can toss the rings with the most accuracy!
Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe
LIFE IS TOUGH
Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby?
Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you.
They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.
115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.
R18 Candle: Hawk Tauh "Spit on That Thang" Large Candle
Ignite your senses with the bold and captivating Hawk Tauh "Spit on That Thang" Large Candle. Handcrafted with precision and passion in our store at 155 Keen Street, Lismore, this candle embodies the perfect blend of sophistication and daring.
Our R18 collection is known for its unique and provocative scents, and "Spit on That Thang" is no exception. Choose your fragrance from the below scents.
Each candle is made from premium soy wax, ensuring a clean, long-lasting burn that fills your space with its irresistible aroma. The large size guarantees extended enjoyment, making it a standout piece in any room.
Experience the hilarious Hwak Tauh candle, where every flame tells a story.
115 x 115 mm. 72 Pages. Hard cover with Spot UV details.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink - whatever works.
In this handy book we’ve collected deliciously naughty cocktail recipes and sprinkled a few drinking games in for good measure to help you have a downright epic night with your mates.
"Introducing the Red Ring For Sex Bell – the ultimate blend of convenience and cheekiness! Tired of resorting to elaborate signals or awkward hints to get your partner's attention? Look no further than this little red wonder!
Simply ring the bell, and let the magic happen. Whether you're feeling frisky, flirty, or just plain impatient, this bell is your ticket to instant connection.
Imagine the possibilities: Want to spice up a mundane Monday night? Ding! Craving a little romance during a Netflix marathon? Ding! Or maybe you just want to see your partner's adorable 'What did you just ring?' face. Ding ding ding!
Crafted from high-quality materials and designed to withstand even the most enthusiastic dings, this bell is a must-have for any adventurous couple. So go ahead, give it a ring, and let the fun begin!
Warning: Use responsibly. Excessive ringing may lead to unexpected surprises, spontaneous laughter, and a newfound appreciation for the power of a simple bell."
"Introducing the Grow Your Own Willy Kit: because who needs a green thumb when you can have a pink one? Ever wish you could cultivate your own companion, without the hassle of dating apps or the unpredictability of blind dates? Look no further!
With our kit, you'll go from seed to "see it" in no time! Just add water, a little sunlight, and a whole lot of giggles, and watch in amazement as your very own Willy sprouts up, ready to add a touch of whimsy to any environment.
Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or simply as a conversation starter, Grow Your Own Willy is the ultimate in cheeky gardening. Plus, it's organic, biodegradable, and guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most hardened of green thumbs.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous blushing, and a sudden surge in popularity among your friends. Grow responsibly!"
🎗️💪 Take a Stand Against Cancer with "FUCK CANCER - IN EVERY COLOUR" Earrings! 💪🎗️
Show your strength and resilience while supporting a cause with our empowering "FUCK CANCER - IN EVERY COLOUR" earrings! 🌈
Crafted with care from high-quality, 3mm laser-cut acrylic and hand-painted to perfection, these earrings are more than just accessories—they're symbols of defiance and hope. Customize your pair with hooks, clip ons, or tunnels ranging from 6mm to 30mm to suit your preference—just leave your specifications in the checkout notes.
Why Choose Our "FUCK CANCER - IN EVERY COLOUR" Earrings?
✨ Empowering Expression: Make a powerful statement against cancer and show your support for those affected by the disease with earrings that carry a message of strength and solidarity.
🎨 Handcrafted Excellence: Each earring is lovingly hand-painted and assembled with care, ensuring that you receive a one-of-a-kind piece that's as unique as your journey.
🔗 Superior Durability: Our acrylic pieces are securely attached with tightly closed stainless steel jump rings, ensuring that your earrings stay securely in place through every challenge.
👂 Gentle on Sensitive Ears: We prioritize your comfort and safety by using only the highest quality Surgical Stainless Steel earring posts. Lead and nickel-free, these posts meet hospital-grade standards and are ideal for those with sensitive ears. Plus, the posts are 12mm long for added comfort.
Please allow an additional 2-3 days for dispatch of your custom order. Your patience ensures that we deliver the highest quality earrings tailored to your specifications.
Join the fight against cancer and make a statement of solidarity with our "FUCK CANCER - IN EVERY COLOUR" earrings. Order your custom pair today and let your support shine bright. 🛍️🌟🎗️
👜💫 Elevate Your Look with "SHOULD WE GET A BAG?" Earrings! 💫👜
Make a fashion statement that's both chic and playful with our eye-catching "SHOULD WE GET A BAG?" earrings! 💼
Crafted from high-quality, 3mm laser-cut acrylic and hand-painted to perfection, these earrings are as unique as they are stylish. With a length of approximately 7cm, they're the perfect accessory to add a touch of flair to any outfit.
Why Choose Our "SHOULD WE GET A BAG?" Earrings?
✨ On-Trend Design: Stay ahead of the fashion curve with these statement-making earrings that are sure to turn heads wherever you go.
🎨 Customizable Options: Personalize your pair with your choice of hooks, clip-ons, or tunnels ranging from 6mm to 30mm. Simply leave your customization preferences in the checkout notes.
🔗 Premium Quality Construction: Our acrylic pieces are securely attached with tightly closed stainless steel jump rings, ensuring durability and longevity.
👂 Sensitive Ear-Friendly: We prioritize your comfort and safety by using only the highest quality Surgical Stainless Steel earring posts. Lead and nickel-free, these posts meet hospital-grade standards and are perfect for those with sensitive ears. Plus, the posts are 12mm long for added comfort.
Don't miss out on the opportunity to add a touch of whimsy and style to your wardrobe! Order your "SHOULD WE GET A BAG?" earrings today and step out in confidence. 🛍️✨
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While we’re all about spreading good vibes and having a laugh, we also love a candle that brings people together (with minimal eye rolls 😏).
Looking for something a little bold, a little sassy, and guaranteed to spark a giggle? We’ve got you covered. Just remember – don’t be that Karen or Darren! 😜
✨ Pop in and see us at 155 Keen Street, Lismore CBD🛍 Or shop the sass online at melsmmsoycandles.com.au
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Go on, treat yourself (or your favourite smart-mouth mate). Bahaha – get that up ya! 🔥😂
We should strive to communicate in ways that uplift and bring people together.
If you're looking for a unique and playful candle, consider exploring alternatives that spread positivity or bring a smile without using potentially offensive language.
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DONT BE A KAREN OR A DARREN
