Add a touch of bold humor to your space with our "Don't be a C*nt" candle – the perfect way to playfully express your unfiltered sentiments! 🕯️😜 This cheeky candle is sure to spark laughter and make a statement in any room.
Whether it's a gift for someone with a sense of humor or a quirky addition to your own collection, let the flickering flame carry a message that speaks volumes with a dash of irreverent charm. Light up the room and embrace the lighthearted side of life! 🔥🤭
#CandleHumor #IrreverentCharm #LightenUpTheMood
Express your unique sense of humor with our "Say it with a Candle" collection – featuring the cheeky "Middle Rude Finger" candle! 🖕🕯️
Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, this candle adds a touch of sass to any space.
Whether it's a gift for a friend or a hilarious addition to your own decor, let this candle speak volumes without saying a word.
Embrace the playful side of life and make a statement with the flicker of flame and a touch of irreverent charm! 🔥😜
#CandleHumour #MiddleFingerMagic #LightUpLaughs
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
I love you to the moon + back... but sometimes I just want to leave you there!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Get Ready For The Ultimate Game Night
"Get ready for the ultimate game night with the adult party game designed for those with a truly F*cked Up sense of humor!"
Let loose and embrace the hilarity as you dive into a world of outrageous fun and unpredictable antics. This game is guaranteed to keep the laughter flowing and the good times rolling.
Gather your friends, unleash your inner mischievous side, and prepare for a night filled with unforgettable moments. It's time to challenge your wit, push the boundaries, and create memories that will leave you laughing long after the game is over.
Get ready to unleash the madness!
Get Ready For The Ultimate Game Night
Sit back and relax while playing Who’s The Cunt? at your next house party or bingo night! Ask questions like “Does your cunt look like Jesus” or “Does your cunt look like they need Jesus?”
The Billy’s Bumhole!
Introducing the uproarious R18-rated sensation: "The Billy’s Bumhole!" Delightfully puckered to perfection, this squishy ring-piece promises to jazz up any fridge or whiteboard with its cheeky charm. A perfect gift for any occasion, especially when your budget's as tight as this arsehole! Whether as a gag gift or a hilarious addition to your space, this bumhole is bound to elicit laughs and spark conversations. Embrace the absurdity and add a touch of irreverent humor to your life with "The Billy’s Bumhole!" Just be prepared for endless giggles and raised eyebrows wherever it goes.
115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book
We are all sinners. If you love a laugh, dropping the f-bomb, innuendos and sarcasm, then this book is for you.
Perfect for when life is not going so well, for giving to your best friend, husband, wife, boss, your grown-up kids or the dickhead down the road that has driven you nuts for years.
115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book
When life is a never-ending spiral of freakish, utter chaos... when everything is uncontrollable, unruly and turbulent... when things go from bad to worse... use this book for humorous support.
115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Words by Matt Khoury | Fun Coffee Table Book
This book is for your favourite cobbers (friends), the bogans you call family and for anyone who wants to be Australian. Knowledge is power. Learn these useful Aussie slang words and phrases to navigate Australian life. Become fluent in Australian. Strewth. Durry. Figjam. An Aussie salute. A bluey. A bottler. Who would know?
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.