85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Word of the day: Exhaustipated [adjective]. Too tired to give a shit.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
Our ‘Charlie Uniform November Tango’ T-shirt is a great, subtle t-shirt to be worn among friends or colleagues who aren’t great at reading acronyms.
Premium quality graphic tee
Exclusive design by ‘Adult Humour’
100% Cotton
Printed in Australia
Wash, wear & repeat, our t-shirts are made to last.
Available in sizes M – 2XL. Check Image for size measurements.
The Bath Bomb is designed to fizz & bubble creating an explosion of colour with hidden secret colour(s) inside.
Passionfruit Lime
A delicious fruit cocktail of passionfruit, paw paw, pink grapefruit, mandarin, peach and mango with touches of green apple, jasmine and blackcurrant.
Top Notes: Pink Grapefruit, Mandarin, Lime
Middle Notes: Peach, Green Apple
Base Notes: Paw Paw, Blackcurrant
SHIPPING
We have several options for shipping including;
Click & Collect from our door at 154 Molesworth Street Lismore
Flat standard shipping $10
Express Shipping $15
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Sodium Coco Sulfate, Fragrance, Grapeseed Oil, Cream of Tartar, Polysorbate 80 (emulsifier), Cosmetic Grade Mica.
How to use: Place The bath bomb in the bath. Enjoy & watch the bath bomb fizz and foam. Relax & soak in the bath. Once finish empty the bath & give the bath a quick rise.
*Be extra careful when stepping out of the bath as the bath may be a little slippery! Bath care: Some of our bath bombs may leave a ring of colour around your tub - don't worry these bombs do not stain! Any colour residue can be removed simply with a hand towel with some soap
The “Just For You” box is our chocolate dick in a box for expressing the loooooooove.
Boxed in a beautiful bright floral design, the “Just For You” box could be mistaken for something much more expensive & innocent…
Our hilarious Dr. Evil ‘Air Quotes’ Mug is a play on the popular meme where Dr Evil is shown air quoting hilarious statements like “Working From Home” (As if anyone is actually ‘working’ from home..).
What a hilarious gift!
When we first spotted this mug, we knew it would fit perfectly in with the rest of our pranks.
A mug, perfect for any work colleague or mate you just think is a KNOB!
Upon gifting, the recipient will wonder with curiosity what indeed this familiar looking character could possibly be wanting to show them. After opening, the recipient will soon find the answer to this question and find themselves confronted by the bird, in all its pop-up glory.
Hilarious.
Flick the 🖕 to one of your friends or enemies today, with our hilarious pop-up middle finger card.
The “You Are The T*ts” Pop-up card is our beautiful and busty card that just loves to flaunt it.
Upon gifting, the recipient is faced with two simple words, ‘YOU ARE’. Faced with the dire consequences of never knowing what they possibly are, they commence to open, only to be faced with two very large and beautiful breasts and the words ‘The T*ts’. Now, you can’t get any more complimentary than that!
Give your friend a compliment (we rarely do complimentary cards!) to one of your friends today, with our hilarious pop-up ‘You are the T*ts’ 🍒 card.
Possibly the greatest pop-up card in the world…
Our “What’s in the Box” Pop-up card looks innocent on the outside, showcasing a curiously wrapped box.... that looks like it may have something inside.
Upon opening, the recipient will soon find themselves confronted by a large, erect penis exploding out from the box.
Hilarious.
Introducing the "Giggly Gummy Gherkin" – the wobbly, squishy, and totally silly gift that's sure to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone!
Do you ever find yourself in a pickle when searching for a hilarious and jaw-dropping gift? Well, we've got just the thing! Our Giggly Gummy Gherkin is here to add some zing to your next celebration. It's the snack that's shaped like a snack you probably shouldn't bring to a family gathering, but hey, we're all about making sweet memories!
This phallic-inspired confection is the perfect blend of wobble and giggle. Whether you're looking to surprise your friends, shock your grandma, or just give your taste buds an unforgettable adventure, the Giggly Gummy Gherkin is a guaranteed conversation starter. Who says you can't have your candy and laugh at it too?
Made with the finest wobble-tastic ingredients, this gherkin-shaped delight boasts a sweet, fruity flavor explosion that will have you doing a double-take with every bite. It's so delicious you might even forget it's a comically shaped treat – until the giggles start, that is.
Not only is the Giggly Gummy Gherkin perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or office pranks, but it's also a great icebreaker. Just imagine the priceless expressions when you present this wobbly wonder at your next event. And, don't worry, it's 100% safe for consumption, so go ahead and take a big bite out of your sense of humor!
So, add a little pickle to your life and a whole lot of laughter with the Giggly Gummy Gherkin. It's not just a candy – it's a side-splitting experience that'll leave everyone in stitches (and maybe craving more gherkins). Get yours today and turn any occasion into a hilarious, lolly-licious adventure!
The ‘Indulge’ Box is our finest selection of chocolates, shaped like ass holes.
Yes, if you thought we couldn’t get any cruder, we went ahead and developed some of the most realistic edible anus’s on the planet today!
The Box is beautifully designed on the outside with no obvious clue as to what may lie inside.
There are 4x of these ass-crafted chocolates for your recipient to indulge in.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate anus’s will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in, even better, chocolate d*cks are in, especially ones that are hidden in cute little flowery boxes with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front.
Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate, our chocolate d*ck will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a eat.
The original & absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up their dog’s sh*t.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yuuuummmmmm.
Shipped anonymously from our super-secret warehouse.
