"Introducing the Grow Your Own Willy Kit: because who needs a green thumb when you can have a pink one? Ever wish you could cultivate your own companion, without the hassle of dating apps or the unpredictability of blind dates? Look no further!
With our kit, you'll go from seed to "see it" in no time! Just add water, a little sunlight, and a whole lot of giggles, and watch in amazement as your very own Willy sprouts up, ready to add a touch of whimsy to any environment.
Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or simply as a conversation starter, Grow Your Own Willy is the ultimate in cheeky gardening. Plus, it's organic, biodegradable, and guaranteed to bring a smile to even the most hardened of green thumbs.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous blushing, and a sudden surge in popularity among your friends. Grow responsibly!"
🎗️💪 Take a Stand Against Cancer with "FUCK CANCER - IN EVERY COLOUR" Earrings! 💪🎗️
Show your strength and resilience while supporting a cause with our empowering "FUCK CANCER - IN EVERY COLOUR" earrings! 🌈
Crafted with care from high-quality, 3mm laser-cut acrylic and hand-painted to perfection, these earrings are more than just accessories—they're symbols of defiance and hope. Customize your pair with hooks, clip ons, or tunnels ranging from 6mm to 30mm to suit your preference—just leave your specifications in the checkout notes.
Why Choose Our "FUCK CANCER - IN EVERY COLOUR" Earrings?
✨ Empowering Expression: Make a powerful statement against cancer and show your support for those affected by the disease with earrings that carry a message of strength and solidarity.
🎨 Handcrafted Excellence: Each earring is lovingly hand-painted and assembled with care, ensuring that you receive a one-of-a-kind piece that's as unique as your journey.
🔗 Superior Durability: Our acrylic pieces are securely attached with tightly closed stainless steel jump rings, ensuring that your earrings stay securely in place through every challenge.
👂 Gentle on Sensitive Ears: We prioritize your comfort and safety by using only the highest quality Surgical Stainless Steel earring posts. Lead and nickel-free, these posts meet hospital-grade standards and are ideal for those with sensitive ears. Plus, the posts are 12mm long for added comfort.
Please allow an additional 2-3 days for dispatch of your custom order. Your patience ensures that we deliver the highest quality earrings tailored to your specifications.
Join the fight against cancer and make a statement of solidarity with our "FUCK CANCER - IN EVERY COLOUR" earrings. Order your custom pair today and let your support shine bright. 🛍️🌟🎗️
👜💫 Elevate Your Look with "SHOULD WE GET A BAG?" Earrings! 💫👜
Make a fashion statement that's both chic and playful with our eye-catching "SHOULD WE GET A BAG?" earrings! 💼
Crafted from high-quality, 3mm laser-cut acrylic and hand-painted to perfection, these earrings are as unique as they are stylish. With a length of approximately 7cm, they're the perfect accessory to add a touch of flair to any outfit.
Why Choose Our "SHOULD WE GET A BAG?" Earrings?
✨ On-Trend Design: Stay ahead of the fashion curve with these statement-making earrings that are sure to turn heads wherever you go.
🎨 Customizable Options: Personalize your pair with your choice of hooks, clip-ons, or tunnels ranging from 6mm to 30mm. Simply leave your customization preferences in the checkout notes.
🔗 Premium Quality Construction: Our acrylic pieces are securely attached with tightly closed stainless steel jump rings, ensuring durability and longevity.
👂 Sensitive Ear-Friendly: We prioritize your comfort and safety by using only the highest quality Surgical Stainless Steel earring posts. Lead and nickel-free, these posts meet hospital-grade standards and are perfect for those with sensitive ears. Plus, the posts are 12mm long for added comfort.
Don't miss out on the opportunity to add a touch of whimsy and style to your wardrobe! Order your "SHOULD WE GET A BAG?" earrings today and step out in confidence. 🛍️✨
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While we’re all about spreading good vibes and having a laugh, we also love a candle that brings people together (with minimal eye rolls 😏).
Looking for something a little bold, a little sassy, and guaranteed to spark a giggle? We’ve got you covered. Just remember – don’t be that Karen or Darren! 😜
✨ Pop in and see us at 155 Keen Street, Lismore CBD🛍 Or shop the sass online at melsmmsoycandles.com.au
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Go on, treat yourself (or your favourite smart-mouth mate). Bahaha – get that up ya! 🔥😂
We should strive to communicate in ways that uplift and bring people together.
If you're looking for a unique and playful candle, consider exploring alternatives that spread positivity or bring a smile without using potentially offensive language.
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DONT BE A KAREN OR A DARREN
Add a touch of bold humor to your space with our "Don't be a C*nt" candle – the perfect way to playfully express your unfiltered sentiments! 🕯️😜 This cheeky candle is sure to spark laughter and make a statement in any room.
Whether it's a gift for someone with a sense of humor or a quirky addition to your own collection, let the flickering flame carry a message that speaks volumes with a dash of irreverent charm. Light up the room and embrace the lighthearted side of life! 🔥🤭
#CandleHumor #IrreverentCharm #LightenUpTheMood
Express your unique sense of humor with our "Say it with a Candle" collection – featuring the cheeky "Middle Rude Finger" candle! 🖕🕯️
Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh, this candle adds a touch of sass to any space.
Whether it's a gift for a friend or a hilarious addition to your own decor, let this candle speak volumes without saying a word.
Embrace the playful side of life and make a statement with the flicker of flame and a touch of irreverent charm! 🔥😜
#CandleHumour #MiddleFingerMagic #LightUpLaughs
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Good friends offer advice and words of wisdom. Real friends come over with cocktails, contraband, glitter, cat suits and a plan.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
I love you to the moon + back... but sometimes I just want to leave you there!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Get Ready For The Ultimate Game Night
"Get ready for the ultimate game night with the adult party game designed for those with a truly F*cked Up sense of humor!"
Let loose and embrace the hilarity as you dive into a world of outrageous fun and unpredictable antics. This game is guaranteed to keep the laughter flowing and the good times rolling.
Gather your friends, unleash your inner mischievous side, and prepare for a night filled with unforgettable moments. It's time to challenge your wit, push the boundaries, and create memories that will leave you laughing long after the game is over.
Get ready to unleash the madness!
Get Ready For The Ultimate Game Night
Sit back and relax while playing Who’s The Cunt? at your next house party or bingo night! Ask questions like “Does your cunt look like Jesus” or “Does your cunt look like they need Jesus?”
The Billy’s Bumhole!
Introducing the uproarious R18-rated sensation: "The Billy’s Bumhole!" Delightfully puckered to perfection, this squishy ring-piece promises to jazz up any fridge or whiteboard with its cheeky charm. A perfect gift for any occasion, especially when your budget's as tight as this arsehole! Whether as a gag gift or a hilarious addition to your space, this bumhole is bound to elicit laughs and spark conversations. Embrace the absurdity and add a touch of irreverent humor to your life with "The Billy’s Bumhole!" Just be prepared for endless giggles and raised eyebrows wherever it goes.
