Featuring one of our popular blends to repel Nit wits.
Passionfruit, lime, raspberry, with subtle hints of orange, melon and rose (these are not natural essential oils but a synthetic creation. (just in case Karen is an essential oils expert and is thinking of complaining). Some times fragrances are chosen at random.
Shake the spray bottle well to ensure that the ingredients are thoroughly mixed.
Next, identify the area or room in which you'd like to use the spray.
Hold the bottle at arm's length and aim the nozzle away from your face and any people or pets in the vicinity.
Give the trigger a gentle squeeze to release a fine mist into the air.
Allow the spray to settle, and you'll notice the intriguing scent filling the room.
It's essential to remember that this product is meant for fun and should be used in a context where its name is taken with a sense of humor.
So, go ahead, and spritz away to add a cheeky twist to your environment, but do so responsibly and in a way that's considerate of those around you..... who we kidding... we want them to go away!
Ladies – when you’re feeling hotter than a power station and not in a good way, cool yourself with a lovely shower and this gorgeous soothing soap.
Made with lavender to bring some calm to an anxious mind and lift your spirits, it’s a great remedy for those hormonal blues.
If you're one mood swing away from a murder charge this lovely soap will soothe and uplift.
A funny gift for the perimenopausal woman in your life, but also a seriously lovely product. Smells fabulous. Guaranteed to elicit wicked giggles, they will also cleanse and nourish all her important body bits.
Contains no palm oil, no petrochemicals, no artificial colours, no artificial fragrances, and is paraben and SLS free. Made from all natural ingredients, it is suitable for sensitive skin and not tested on animals. It’s a funny and inappropriate gift for her that's fun, effective and kind!
These novelty soaps are proudly handmade in Australia and they are absolutely so bloody hilarious.
Ingredients:
Coconut, Vegetable, Olive and Castor Oils
Shea, Babassu & Cocoa Butters
Coconut Milk Powder
Aqua
Lye
Lavender, Cedarwood & Patchouli Essential Oils.
Soap: 85 x 55 x 30 mm
150g of 100% natural, hand-made soap bar.
Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe
A fun thing to do in the morning is not talk to me.
Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby?
Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you.
They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.
Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe
Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby?
Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you.
They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.
Say it with a candle - Its always time....
Crafted with a beautiful aroma to ignite your senses and add an instant boost to the atmosphere in any space.
Our hand poured single wick candle makes for the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one!
Glass colour, shape and scent are randomly picked based on what we have available. Approx 9cm.
Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured on the Far North Coast in NS
poured.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Friday is my second favourite f-word.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Life is going to get hard sometimes, so get the fuck up and get your shit together.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Never leave home without a kiss, a hug & and "I Love You". Then remove the dog hair from your mouth as you walk to the car.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
This is currently a trending Bath Bombs is an explosion of a tri colour embed to create the prefect blood colour effect water & hand painted.
Remove sting before putting in the bath.
*sorry if this bath bomb offends some people.
SHIPPING
We have several options for shipping including;
Click & Collect from our door at 154 Molesworth Street Lismore
Flat standard shipping $10
Express Shipping $15
How to use: Place The bath bomb in the bath. Enjoy & watch the bath bomb fizz and foam. Relax & soak in the bath. Once finish empty the bath & give the bath a quick rise.
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Sodium Coco Sulfate, Fragrance, Grapeseed Oil, Cream of Tartar, Polysorbate 80 (emulsifier), Cosmetic Grade Mica.
*Be extra careful when stepping out of the bath as the bath may be a little slippery! Bath care: Some of our bath bombs may leave a ring of colour around your tub - don't worry these bombs do not stain! Any colour residue can be removed simply with a hand towel with some soapy warm water.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Sometimes you're a dickhead but your my dickhead + I love you.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
