115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book
We are all sinners. If you love a laugh, dropping the f-bomb, innuendos and sarcasm, then this book is for you.
Perfect for when life is not going so well, for giving to your best friend, husband, wife, boss, your grown-up kids or the dickhead down the road that has driven you nuts for years.
115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Fun Coffee Table Book
When life is a never-ending spiral of freakish, utter chaos... when everything is uncontrollable, unruly and turbulent... when things go from bad to worse... use this book for humorous support.
115 x 115mm | 72 pages | Hard cover with spot UV details | Words by Matt Khoury | Fun Coffee Table Book
This book is for your favourite cobbers (friends), the bogans you call family and for anyone who wants to be Australian. Knowledge is power. Learn these useful Aussie slang words and phrases to navigate Australian life. Become fluent in Australian. Strewth. Durry. Figjam. An Aussie salute. A bluey. A bottler. Who would know?
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
I'm giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Chick Magnet
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TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
Drink coaster size: 100 x 100 mm | Set of 10 Funny Coasters |
Got a drinking problem? We've got the solutions.
Sick of wine stains and water rings on all your tables... or window sills, or the floors? (Hey, we aren’t going to judge where you put your drinks. A surface is a surface!) Well then, as Mum used to say: “Use a bloody coaster!” This awesome boxed set comes with 10 fun coaster designs that are perfect to perch drinks of all kinds on.
These funny coasters are designed in our Defamations studio in Bellingen, Australia and are printed using eco-friendly card.
Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe
Damn. I put coffee in my vodka again.
Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.
Box: 115 x 80 x 100 mm | 330 ml stoneware mug | Microwave & dishwasher safe
The difference between your opinion and coffee is that I asked for coffee.
Does being spoken to before you’ve had your ‘morning brown’ make you feel a little stabby? Well, Defamations Mugs are here to support you through these tough times and keep your warm beverages cradled safely for you. They’ve got funny thoughts and a little bad attitude on display to help you ward off anyone crazy enough to approach – or just to give yourself a chuckle.
Prepare to elevate your shower game with Mel's Melting Moments Candles' latest creation: Jizzy Tiddy Soap!
These curvaceous wonders are more visually captivating than a Renaissance painting, sculpted with such precision that they put soap carving competitions to shame.
The scent is as enchanting as the finest perfume, turning your bathroom into a fragrant paradise where cleanliness meets comedy.
The smoothness on your skin and hands is like a silky caress from the soap goddesses themselves. Who would have thought that washing up could be such a sensual experience? Jizzy Tiddy Soap is not just soap; it's a masterpiece that transforms your shower routine into a giggle-filled adventure.
Plus, it makes for the perfect gag gift—because nothing says "I care about your hygiene and sense of humor" quite like a voluptuous soap bar!
HOW TO USE wet the soap and work up a lather for at least 15 seconds... or more if needed (LOL) before you start washing yourself. You can apply the soap directly to your body or you can use a washcloth or loofah.CAN I EAT THIS? No, do not eat - we are food for the skin. External use only. If reaction occurs, discontinue use.
For external use only - sorry hahaINGREDIENTS Aqua, glycerine (from canola), Sodium cocoate, (soap from coconut) sorbitol (a sugar alcohol), sodium stearate (from canola), cocoamidopropyl betaine (coco betaine from coconut), sodium chloride (salt) sodium citrate (salts of citric acid), Cocos nucifera (coconut oil) polyglyceryl-4 oleate (from sunflower and canola oils, trisodium sulfosuccinate, citric acid.
Say hello to your new cheeky bathroom essential — exclusively at Mel's Melting Moments Gift Shop! 🛁✨
These fun and quirky soaps are handcrafted with artistic precision and a playful twist. They’re bold, whimsical, and sure to spark a smile whenever someone spots them on your soap dish. 😉
But it’s not just about the look — the fragrance is pure spa-day bliss! One whiff and you’ll feel like you’ve stepped into a fragrant paradise. 🌸
On top of that, they’re smooth, hydrating, and wonderfully gentle on your skin. Basically, it’s like being blessed by the soap gods themselves. ✨
Cleanliness doesn’t have to be boring — why not make it a cheeky little adventure? 😜
Featuring one of our popular blends to repel Nit wits.
Passionfruit, lime, raspberry, with subtle hints of orange, melon and rose (these are not natural essential oils but a synthetic creation. (just in case Karen is an essential oils expert and is thinking of complaining). Some times fragrances are chosen at random.
Shake the spray bottle well to ensure that the ingredients are thoroughly mixed.
Next, identify the area or room in which you'd like to use the spray.
Hold the bottle at arm's length and aim the nozzle away from your face and any people or pets in the vicinity.
Give the trigger a gentle squeeze to release a fine mist into the air.
Allow the spray to settle, and you'll notice the intriguing scent filling the room.
It's essential to remember that this product is meant for fun and should be used in a context where its name is taken with a sense of humor.
So, go ahead, and spritz away to add a cheeky twist to your environment, but do so responsibly and in a way that's considerate of those around you..... who we kidding... we want them to go away!
