115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope.
Happy birthday you old tart.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks. The best is yet to come.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
A big fucking thank you, you're the duck's nuts.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
You are bloody amazing. Keep that shit up!
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
The path to inner peace begins with four words: not my fucking problem.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
I've decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat: pictures, mirrors, scales...
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Word of the day: Exhaustipated [adjective]. Too tired to give a shit.
TURN YOUR FRIDGE INTO A LAUGHING RIOT WITH FUN REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
Our ‘Charlie Uniform November Tango’ T-shirt is a great, subtle t-shirt to be worn among friends or colleagues who aren’t great at reading acronyms.
Premium quality graphic tee
Exclusive design by ‘Adult Humour’
100% Cotton
Printed in Australia
Wash, wear & repeat, our t-shirts are made to last.
Available in sizes M – 2XL. Check Image for size measurements.
The Bath Bomb is designed to fizz & bubble creating an explosion of colour with hidden secret colour(s) inside.
Passionfruit Lime
A delicious fruit cocktail of passionfruit, paw paw, pink grapefruit, mandarin, peach and mango with touches of green apple, jasmine and blackcurrant.
Top Notes: Pink Grapefruit, Mandarin, Lime
Middle Notes: Peach, Green Apple
Base Notes: Paw Paw, Blackcurrant
SHIPPING
We have several options for shipping including;
Click & Collect from our door at 154 Molesworth Street Lismore
Flat standard shipping $10
Express Shipping $15
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Sodium Coco Sulfate, Fragrance, Grapeseed Oil, Cream of Tartar, Polysorbate 80 (emulsifier), Cosmetic Grade Mica.
How to use: Place The bath bomb in the bath. Enjoy & watch the bath bomb fizz and foam. Relax & soak in the bath. Once finish empty the bath & give the bath a quick rise.
*Be extra careful when stepping out of the bath as the bath may be a little slippery! Bath care: Some of our bath bombs may leave a ring of colour around your tub - don't worry these bombs do not stain! Any colour residue can be removed simply with a hand towel with some soap
The Bath Bomb is designed to fizz & bubble creating an explosion of colour with hidden secret colour(s) inside.
Pink Moscato
Packed full of fruitiness and doused in Moscato with top notes of strawberry, pineapple and orange, a heart of cyclamen & cherry blossom and a base of peach nectar, apple & violet.
Top Notes: Moscato, Pineapple
Middle Notes: Cyclamen, Cherry Blossom
Base Notes: Violet, Apple
SHIPPING
We have several options for shipping including;
Ingredients: Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Sodium Coco Sulfate, Fragrance, Grapeseed Oil, Cream of Tartar, Polysorbate 80 (emulsifier), Cosmetic Grade Mica.
How to use: Place The bath bomb in the bath. Enjoy & watch the bath bomb fizz and foam. Relax & soak in the bath. Once finish empty the bath & give the bath a quick rise.
*Be extra careful when stepping out of the bath as the bath may be a little slippery! Bath care: Some of our bath bombs may leave a ring of colour around your tub - don't worry these bombs do not stain! Any colour residue can be removed simply with a hand towel with some soap
The “Just For You” box is our chocolate dick in a box for expressing the loooooooove.
Boxed in a beautiful bright floral design, the “Just For You” box could be mistaken for something much more expensive & innocent…
Our hilarious Dr. Evil ‘Air Quotes’ Mug is a play on the popular meme where Dr Evil is shown air quoting hilarious statements like “Working From Home” (As if anyone is actually ‘working’ from home..).
