What a hilarious gift!
When we first spotted this mug, we knew it would fit perfectly in with the rest of our pranks.
A mug, perfect for any work colleague or mate you just think is a KNOB!
Upon gifting, the recipient will wonder with curiosity what indeed this familiar looking character could possibly be wanting to show them. After opening, the recipient will soon find the answer to this question and find themselves confronted by the bird, in all its pop-up glory.
Hilarious.
Flick the 🖕 to one of your friends or enemies today, with our hilarious pop-up middle finger card.
The “You Are The T*ts” Pop-up card is our beautiful and busty card that just loves to flaunt it.
Upon gifting, the recipient is faced with two simple words, ‘YOU ARE’. Faced with the dire consequences of never knowing what they possibly are, they commence to open, only to be faced with two very large and beautiful breasts and the words ‘The T*ts’. Now, you can’t get any more complimentary than that!
Give your friend a compliment (we rarely do complimentary cards!) to one of your friends today, with our hilarious pop-up ‘You are the T*ts’ 🍒 card.
Possibly the greatest pop-up card in the world…
Our “What’s in the Box” Pop-up card looks innocent on the outside, showcasing a curiously wrapped box.... that looks like it may have something inside.
Upon opening, the recipient will soon find themselves confronted by a large, erect penis exploding out from the box.
Hilarious.
Introducing the "Giggly Gummy Gherkin" – the wobbly, squishy, and totally silly gift that's sure to tickle your taste buds and your funny bone!
Do you ever find yourself in a pickle when searching for a hilarious and jaw-dropping gift? Well, we've got just the thing! Our Giggly Gummy Gherkin is here to add some zing to your next celebration. It's the snack that's shaped like a snack you probably shouldn't bring to a family gathering, but hey, we're all about making sweet memories!
This phallic-inspired confection is the perfect blend of wobble and giggle. Whether you're looking to surprise your friends, shock your grandma, or just give your taste buds an unforgettable adventure, the Giggly Gummy Gherkin is a guaranteed conversation starter. Who says you can't have your candy and laugh at it too?
Made with the finest wobble-tastic ingredients, this gherkin-shaped delight boasts a sweet, fruity flavor explosion that will have you doing a double-take with every bite. It's so delicious you might even forget it's a comically shaped treat – until the giggles start, that is.
Not only is the Giggly Gummy Gherkin perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or office pranks, but it's also a great icebreaker. Just imagine the priceless expressions when you present this wobbly wonder at your next event. And, don't worry, it's 100% safe for consumption, so go ahead and take a big bite out of your sense of humor!
So, add a little pickle to your life and a whole lot of laughter with the Giggly Gummy Gherkin. It's not just a candy – it's a side-splitting experience that'll leave everyone in stitches (and maybe craving more gherkins). Get yours today and turn any occasion into a hilarious, lolly-licious adventure!
The ‘Indulge’ Box is our finest selection of chocolates, shaped like ass holes.
Yes, if you thought we couldn’t get any cruder, we went ahead and developed some of the most realistic edible anus’s on the planet today!
The Box is beautifully designed on the outside with no obvious clue as to what may lie inside.
There are 4x of these ass-crafted chocolates for your recipient to indulge in.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate anus’s will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.
The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory chocolate d*ck in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Chocolate, our chocolate dick will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a d*ck.
The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm
Shipped anonymously from our secret-warehouse.
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in, even better, chocolate d*cks are in, especially ones that are hidden in cute little flowery boxes with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front.
Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate, our chocolate d*ck will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a eat.
The original & absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up their dog’s sh*t.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yuuuummmmmm.
Shipped anonymously from our super-secret warehouse.
The ‘Bonnie Box’ is our Scottish-themed Chocolate box. And what better way to recognise our tartan, kilt wearing warriors than to mould a chocolate piece after the very thing they like to swing around under that kilt, their BAW BAG!
Send any friend you may have, Scottish or otherwise, a chocolate box that proclaims that they’re a BAW BAG! (translates to Ball Bag or Scroutum in other dialects!).
The tartan box and cute ‘inspired by the beauty of Scotland’ slogan should be more than enough to make them think something beautifully delicate and delicious lies inside…..(they certainly wont suspect a chocolate ball sack inside!)
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Chocolate, our chocolate baw bag will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Shipped anonymously from our secret-warehouse.
The ‘Calm Your T*ts’ Box is our busty and beautiful box, targeted for gifting to friends or constantly overacting work colleagues!
With the complimentary words of ‘You are Breathtaking’ on the top, any soul would be oblivious as to what truly lies beneath.
Which is – 1 giant pair of beautiful chocolate t*ts with the words ‘CALM YOUR T*TS’ inscribed onto the back face.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate titties will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Say it with a candle - Its always time.... Crafted with a beautiful aroma to ignite your senses and add an instant boost to the atmosphere in any space.
Our hand poured single wick candle makes for the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one!
Glass colour, shape and scent are randomly picked based on what we have available. Approx 9cm.
Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured on the Far North Coast in NSW
poured.
Welcome to Mel's Melting Moments Candles Willy Soap World!
YEP THEY'RE WILLY SOAPS
These "little" willys of heaven are amazing visually and so smoothing to the nostrils, skin and hands - wow never thought id be typing that.
Our handmade soap is made of vegetable oils and butters that are rich in antioxidants, vitamins and nutrients that are essential to healthy skin. Our soap helps improve your skin and relieves itchiness, dryness and skin conditions such as eczema, psoriasis and acne. Suitable for all skin types.
I pride myself in all product I stock are NOT tested on animals, free from parabens, mineral oil, phthalates, formaldehyde, PEGs and is also gluten free and non-GMO.
HOW TO USE wet the soap and work up a lather for at least 15 seconds... or more if needed (LOL) before you start washing yourself. You can apply the soap directly to your body or you can use a washcloth or loofah.CAN I EAT THIS? No, do not eat - we are food for the skin. External use only. If reaction occurs, discontinue use.
For external use only - sorry hahaINGREDIENTS Aqua, glycerine (from canola), Sodium cocoate, (soap from coconut) sorbitol (a sugar alcohol), sodium stearate (from canola), cocoamidopropyl betaine (coco betaine from coconut), sodium chloride (salt) sodium citrate (salts of citric acid), Cocos nucifera (coconut oil) polyglyceryl-4 oleate (from sunflower and canola oils, trisodium sulfosuccinate, citric acid.
