The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory white chocolate d*ck in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian white chocolate, our chocolate d*ck will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This white chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a d*ck.
The original and absolute best white chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful white chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm.
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.