115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
For the cheeky ones who love a good tease, this birthday card delivers the punchline perfectly:
“I told you sex would be on the cards for your Birthday... so here you go. Happy Birthday.”
Wickedly witty and just the right amount of inappropriate, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a dramatic eye-roll).
Blank inside so you can add your own flirty or funny message
Part of our unapologetically cheeky Defamations Greeting Card range
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia
Includes a natural kraft envelope for a rustic, no-fuss finish
Ideal for partners, close friends, or anyone with a naughty sense of humour. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Better to be full of wine than full of shit.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
Box: 58 x 76 x 35 mm | Cards: 46 x 64mm | Boxed set of 56 blunt af oracle cards plus instructions
Need a break from toxic positivity? Not vibing with the whole love and light angel card shitshow? Ready for a blunt appraisal? When life is completely fucked-up and continually deals you bullshit, shift your little pity party and face your demons!
Draw Your Flaw oracle cards are life’s karmic payback. Use them to peer into the dark side of life and access hidden demons and sharp truths.
This version comes with a swanky green and ivory box design.
HOW TO USE1. Shuffle.2. Hold the whole pack for a moment.3. Choose a card or chuck them in the air to see what shit you’re in for today.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Booze costs less than dinner for two. Cheers.
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.
115 x 160 mm | Blank inside | Paired with kraft envelope
Happy Birthday Tiger
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people.
Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card from every occasion.
Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. La de da or what!
FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be.