The “Happy Birthday” Box is our celebratory white chocolate d*ck in a box! The fun, birthday-themed design will more than fool any unsuspecting recipient on what truly lies within.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian white chocolate, our chocolate d*ck will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This white chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a d*ck.
The original and absolute best white chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful white chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm.
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.
Size: 210 x 297 mm (A4) | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“Piss off! Uh, what we mean to say is; goodbye and good luck.”
Say farewell the Defamations way — with zero filter and maximum laughs. Whether you're sending off a beloved coworker or gleefully waving goodbye, this jumbo card sets the tone perfectly.
Jumbo size = more space for everyone’s signatures (and snarky messages)
Blank inside so your crew can say it loud, proud, and wildly inappropriately
Designed in our Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia
Comes with a kraft envelope large enough to handle all the greatness inside
You know what they say about big cards? That’s right — big envelopes. And even bigger laughs. Perfect for group goodbyes, office farewells, or just a dramatic exit.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“You are fucking epic.”
Sometimes, a simple compliment needs a little extra punch — and this card delivers it with unapologetic flair. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, this bold card is made for legends who deserve to hear it like it is.
Blank inside for your own outrageous or heartfelt message
Part of the hilariously inappropriate Defamations Greeting Card collection
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia
Includes a natural kraft envelope for that rustic charm
Naughty, rude, irreverent, and undeniably funny — these cards are made to amuse, shock, and offend (in the best way). Because when regular cards won’t cut it, Defamations gets the fucking job done.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
“Fucking fabulous? That’s you. Happy birthday.”
Bold, brash, and brutally honest — this birthday card is for the fabulous friend who deserves nothing less than full-throttle flattery (with a bit of attitude). Whether they strut or stumble into another year, this card says it loud and proud.
Blank inside for your own sassy sentiment
From the unapologetically wicked Defamations Greeting Card collection
Designed in our Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper in Australia
Comes with a natural kraft envelope
Naughty, rude, and hilariously inappropriate — our cards are made to shock, delight, and make even the straight-laced snort. Because life’s too short for boring birthday wishes.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Paired with Kraft Envelope
For the cheeky ones who love a good tease, this birthday card delivers the punchline perfectly:
“I told you sex would be on the cards for your Birthday... so here you go. Happy Birthday.”
Wickedly witty and just the right amount of inappropriate, this card is guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a dramatic eye-roll).
Blank inside so you can add your own flirty or funny message
Part of our unapologetically cheeky Defamations Greeting Card range
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed on eco-friendly paper right here in Australia
Includes a natural kraft envelope for a rustic, no-fuss finish
Ideal for partners, close friends, or anyone with a naughty sense of humour. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.
Size: 115 x 160 mm | Blank Inside | Includes Kraft Envelope
Celebrate another lap around the sun with a dose of sass! This cheeky birthday card reads:
“Happy Birthday to you! Just when you finally start to know everything... you start to forget everything you know!”
Perfect for those who can take a joke (and maybe need a reminder where they left their glasses), this card is part of our hilariously wicked Defamations Greeting Card range — designed to deliver maximum laughs with a side of sarcasm.
Blank inside for your own witty message
Designed in-house at the Defamations Studio
Printed in Australia on eco-friendly paper
Comes with a natural kraft envelope
Whether it’s your best mate, sibling, or work buddy — make them laugh out loud (and maybe snort) with this delightfully devious birthday card!
Willy Head Bopper – Shake What’s on Your Head! 💕🍆Bounce into the party spotlight with the hilariously fun Willy Head Bopper! Featuring a sparkly pink headband, fluffy base, and two cheeky pompom willies that wobble with every move, this headpiece is soft to the touch but impossible to ignore.
Whether it’s a hen’s night, cheeky birthday bash, or just for laughs, this is the ultimate gag gift or party accessory to get the giggles going.
🎉 Sparkly Pink with Fluffy Trim🍆 Bouncing Pompom Willies💲 Just $6.99 – Pure party fun!
Camo Shot Belt – Lock, Load & Let’s Party! 🎯🥃Turn your party into a full-blown mission! The Camo Shot Belt comes loaded with 8 bullet-shaped plastic shot glasses, each holding approx. 45 mL and fitted with spill-proof lids. The adjustable camo belt keeps your shots locked in place with elastic loops and a quick-release buckle for rapid deployment.
Perfect for bucks nights, camping trips, festivals, or any party where you need your ammo close!
🟢 8 x Bullet-Style Shot Glasses🟢 Adjustable Belt with Camo Design🟢 Holds 45 mL per Shot💲 Just $14.99 – Ready. Aim. Drink!
📏 Size: 105(L) x 35(W) x 45(H) mm📦 Packaged in a colour box
Twerk Pong Party Game – Shake It to Win It! 🍑🏓Get ready to drop it like it’s hot with the Twerk Pong Party Game – the outrageously fun challenge that’ll have everyone in stitches! Strap on the box, load it with ping pong balls, and twerk like your life (or dignity) depends on it. First one to shake all the balls out wins!
Perfect for parties, hens nights, or breaking the ice at any gathering.
Includes:🎉 2 x Twerk Boxes🎀 2 x Ribbons (waist ties)🏓 10 x Ping Pong Balls
Specifications:📏 Size: 159(L) x 97(W) x 120(H) mm📦 Comes in a colour box💲 Just $9.99 for endless laughs!
Bullsh*t Button – Call It Like You Hear It! 💩🔴Tired of wading through nonsense? When something smells off, hit the Bullsh*t Button and let it do the talking! With 6 hilarious responses, this novelty gadget is perfect for calling out the crap in meetings, at parties, or anytime someone starts spinning tall tales.
Just press the big red button and watch the room erupt in laughter (or awkward silence 😅)!
Specifications:📏 Size: 90(L) x 90(W) x 35(H) mm📦 Packaged in a colour box with CDU display🔋 2 x AAA batteries included💲 A must-have gag gift for just about anyone!
Boob Shot Glass – Party Perks Included! 🍑A shot glass fit for any party, no matter the cup size! This large novelty shot glass is crafted from quality ceramic with a glossy finish, featuring a smooth, round design shaped like a cheeky breast in peachy flesh tones. The vibrant 3D detail guarantees a laugh (or two) and makes it the perfect gift or party-starter. Whether you're raising a toast or raising eyebrows, this fun little number is bound to get the party bouncing!
Specifications:📏 Size: 70(L) x 70(W) x 50(H) mm📦 Packaged in a colour box💲 Only $7.99
🐷 Oinking Fridge Friend – Your Snack-Time Sidekick!
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Meet your new cheeky kitchen companion! The Oinking Fridge Friend gives a friendly "oink!" every time you open the fridge door, encouraging you to think twice before reaching for that sneaky snack. It's the perfect mix of fun and functional!
🐽 Features:
🐷 Oinks when the fridge opens!
💡 Light sensor activated – works only when the door opens
🔋 Battery operated (batteries not included)
🧠 Designed to promote mindful snacking and add a laugh to your day
Whether you're on a health kick or just love a fun novelty item, this piggy has your back (and your fridge!).
📍 Find it in-store at Mel’s Melting Moments Gift Shop, 155 Keen Street, Lismore CBD🛒 Or shop online: https://melsmmsoycandles.com.au
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