The “Just For You” box is our chocolate dick in a box for expressing the loooooooove.
Boxed in a beautiful bright floral design, the “Just For You” box could be mistaken for something much more expensive & innocent…
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in, even better, chocolate d*cks are in, especially ones that are hidden in cute little flowery boxes with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front.
Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate, our chocolate d*ck will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
This chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a eat.
The original & absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up their dog’s sh*t.
5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yuuuummmmmm.
Shipped anonymously from our super-secret warehouse.
The ‘Indulge’ Box is our finest selection of chocolates, shaped like ass holes.
Yes, if you thought we couldn’t get any cruder, we went ahead and developed some of the most realistic edible anus’s on the planet today!
The Box is beautifully designed on the outside with no obvious clue as to what may lie inside.
There are 4x of these ass-crafted chocolates for your recipient to indulge in.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate anus’s will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.
The ‘Bonnie Box’ is our Scottish-themed Chocolate box. And what better way to recognise our tartan, kilt wearing warriors than to mould a chocolate piece after the very thing they like to swing around under that kilt, their BAW BAG!
Send any friend you may have, Scottish or otherwise, a chocolate box that proclaims that they’re a BAW BAG! (translates to Ball Bag or Scroutum in other dialects!).
The tartan box and cute ‘inspired by the beauty of Scotland’ slogan should be more than enough to make them think something beautifully delicate and delicious lies inside…..(they certainly wont suspect a chocolate ball sack inside!)
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Chocolate, our chocolate baw bag will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Shipped anonymously from our secret-warehouse.
The ‘Calm Your T*ts’ Box is our busty and beautiful box, targeted for gifting to friends or constantly overacting work colleagues!
With the complimentary words of ‘You are Breathtaking’ on the top, any soul would be oblivious as to what truly lies beneath.
Which is – 1 giant pair of beautiful chocolate t*ts with the words ‘CALM YOUR T*TS’ inscribed onto the back face.
Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate titties will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
Add a touch of bold humor to your space with our "Don't be a C*nt" candle – the perfect way to playfully express your unfiltered sentiments! 🕯️😜 This cheeky candle is sure to spark laughter and make a statement in any room.
Whether it's a gift for someone with a sense of humor or a quirky addition to your own collection, let the flickering flame carry a message that speaks volumes with a dash of irreverent charm. Light up the room and embrace the lighthearted side of life! 🔥🤭
#CandleHumor #IrreverentCharm #LightenUpTheMood
Prepare to elevate your shower game with Mel's Melting Moments Candles' latest creation: Jizzy Tiddy Soap!
These curvaceous wonders are more visually captivating than a Renaissance painting, sculpted with such precision that they put soap carving competitions to shame.
The scent is as enchanting as the finest perfume, turning your bathroom into a fragrant paradise where cleanliness meets comedy.
The smoothness on your skin and hands is like a silky caress from the soap goddesses themselves. Who would have thought that washing up could be such a sensual experience? Jizzy Tiddy Soap is not just soap; it's a masterpiece that transforms your shower routine into a giggle-filled adventure.
Plus, it makes for the perfect gag gift—because nothing says "I care about your hygiene and sense of humor" quite like a voluptuous soap bar!
HOW TO USE wet the soap and work up a lather for at least 15 seconds... or more if needed (LOL) before you start washing yourself. You can apply the soap directly to your body or you can use a washcloth or loofah.CAN I EAT THIS? No, do not eat - we are food for the skin. External use only. If reaction occurs, discontinue use.
For external use only - sorry hahaINGREDIENTS Aqua, glycerine (from canola), Sodium cocoate, (soap from coconut) sorbitol (a sugar alcohol), sodium stearate (from canola), cocoamidopropyl betaine (coco betaine from coconut), sodium chloride (salt) sodium citrate (salts of citric acid), Cocos nucifera (coconut oil) polyglyceryl-4 oleate (from sunflower and canola oils, trisodium sulfosuccinate, citric acid.
85 x 85 mm | Square magnet
Friday is my second favourite f-word.
Turn Your Fridge Into a Laughing Riot with Fun Refrigerator Magnets
Make your kitchen the funniest room in the house with our selection of fun and irreverent refrigerator magnets.
Sassy and a little bit sweary, our fridge magnets will add a touch of humour to your:
ex's kitchen appliances
co-worker's filing cabinet
boss's whiteboard
or any other metal surface
At Defamations, we take our humour seriously. Our magnets are the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humour and our selection of rude and inappropriate magnets will get the laughs started.
Whether you're looking for something to give as a joke or something to make you giggle every time you walk past the fridge, we've got a cool fridge magnet for everyone.
SWEARY AND INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE MAGNETS
You know you want to slip one of these into your manager's office, right? It's worth staying that extra ten minutes to slide one onto their filing cabinet or whiteboard.
Sticks anywhere that's metal. It's solid, made of metal and won't slide off. So, go ahead and gather a couple of pages and put a WTF magnet square in the middle. You can call it an act of sanity restoration and indulge in an inner giggle whenever you have to deal with that shit again.
Start turning heads and start laughing today.
Welcome to Mel's Melting Moments Candles Willy Soap World!
YEP THEY'RE WILLY SOAPS
These "little" willys of heaven are amazing visually and so smoothing to the nostrils, skin and hands - wow never thought id be typing that.
Our handmade soap is made of vegetable oils and butters that are rich in antioxidants, vitamins and nutrients that are essential to healthy skin. Our soap helps improve your skin and relieves itchiness, dryness and skin conditions such as eczema, psoriasis and acne. Suitable for all skin types.
I pride myself in all product I stock are NOT tested on animals, free from parabens, mineral oil, phthalates, formaldehyde, PEGs and is also gluten free and non-GMO.
HOW TO USE wet the soap and work up a lather for at least 15 seconds... or more if needed (LOL) before you start washing yourself. You can apply the soap directly to your body or you can use a washcloth or loofah.CAN I EAT THIS? No, do not eat - we are food for the skin. External use only. If reaction occurs, discontinue use.
For external use only - sorry hahaINGREDIENTS Aqua, glycerine (from canola), Sodium cocoate, (soap from coconut) sorbitol (a sugar alcohol), sodium stearate (from canola), cocoamidopropyl betaine (coco betaine from coconut), sodium chloride (salt) sodium citrate (salts of citric acid), Cocos nucifera (coconut oil) polyglyceryl-4 oleate (from sunflower and canola oils, trisodium sulfosuccinate, citric acid.
While we’re all about spreading good vibes and having a laugh, we also love a candle that brings people together (with minimal eye rolls 😏).
Looking for something a little bold, a little sassy, and guaranteed to spark a giggle? We’ve got you covered. Just remember – don’t be that Karen or Darren! 😜
✨ Pop in and see us at 155 Keen Street, Lismore CBD🛍 Or shop the sass online at melsmmsoycandles.com.au
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Go on, treat yourself (or your favourite smart-mouth mate). Bahaha – get that up ya! 🔥😂
Rainbow Bear is a colourful bear ready for cuddles.
With soft white fur and accents of rainbow colours on his ears and feet, he holds a large colourful heart.
He has blue beaded eyes and sits 23cm tall.
A colourful add-on to any gift occasion.
