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R18 Chocolate - Eat a D*ck – The “Smile” Box
Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in, even better, chocolate d*cks are in, especially ones that are hidden in cute little flowery boxes with the loving words of “You Make My Heart Smile” on the front. Made with only the finest couverture milk Belgium Chocolate, our chocolate d*ck will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well! This chocolate d*ck in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a eat. The original & absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up their dog’s sh*t. 5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Yuuuummmmmm. Shipped anonymously from our super-secret warehouse.
$24.95
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R18 Chocolate - Eat Sh*t – The ‘Duece’ Box
The ‘Duece’ Box is our simple & effective chocolate prank that clearly tells anyone to ‘EAT SH*T’. Named the ‘Duece’ for obvious reasons, the box’s beautiful gold-leaf design gives no obvious clue as to what may lie inside. Which is – 1 giant, solid & intricately detailed chocolate shit. Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate anus’s will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well! Shipped anonymously from our secret warehouse.
$24.95
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R18 Chocolate - ‘Calm Your T*ts’ Gift Box
The ‘Calm Your T*ts’ Box is our busty and beautiful box, targeted for gifting to friends or constantly overacting work colleagues! With the complimentary words of ‘You are Breathtaking’ on the top, any soul would be oblivious as to what truly lies beneath. Which is – 1 giant pair of beautiful chocolate t*ts with the words ‘CALM YOUR T*TS’ inscribed onto the back face. Made with only the finest couverture Belgian Milk Chocolate, our chocolate titties will not only delight the eyes but the tastebuds as well!
$24.95
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When this candle is lit its time to lick my cL1T - Large - 300 grams
Say it with a candle - Its always time.... Crafted with a beautiful aroma to ignite your senses and add an instant boost to the atmosphere in any space. Our hand poured single wick candle makes for the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one! Glass colour, shape and scent are randomly picked based on what we have available. Approx 9cm. Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured on the Far North Coast in NSW poured.
$29.95
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The Cool Aunt - Large - 300 grams
Say it with a candle - A candle for the the cool Aunt."Smells like wine breath and inappropriate conversation and finding all the Juicy family secrets" Crafted with a beautiful aroma to ignite your senses and add an instant boost to the atmosphere in any space.Our hand poured single wick candle makes for the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one!Glass colour, shape and scent are randomly picked based on what we have available. Approx 9cm.Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured on the Far North Coast in NSents Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured.
$29.95
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"You & Me - Bowchikkawowow" - Large - 300 grams
Say it with a candle - "You & Me - Bowchikkawowow" Choose from the huge range of fragrances and enjoy the beautiful scent throughout your home. Highly scented Handpoured Highly scented Up to 80 hours burning time Give it to someone you love, like yourself. Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured.
$29.95
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"I wheelie F#cking love you" - Large - 300 grams
Say it with a candle - "I wheelie F#cking love you" Crafted with a beautiful aroma to ignite your senses and add an instant boost to the atmosphere in any space. Our hand poured single wick candle makes for the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one! Glass colour, shape and scent are randomly picked based on what we have available. Approx 9cm. Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured on the Far North Coast in NSW
$29.95
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R18 Willy Soap - 6in - 210g
Welcome to Mel's Melting Moments Candles Willy Soap World! YEP THEY'RE WILLY SOAPS These "little" willys of heaven are amazing visually and so smoothing to the nostrils, skin and hands - wow never thought id be typing that. Our handmade soap is made of vegetable oils and butters that are rich in antioxidants, vitamins and nutrients that are essential to healthy skin. Our soap helps improve your skin and relieves itchiness, dryness and skin conditions such as eczema, psoriasis and acne. Suitable for all skin types. I pride myself in all product I stock are NOT tested on animals, free from parabens, mineral oil, phthalates, formaldehyde, PEGs and is also gluten free and non-GMO. HOW TO USE wet the soap and work up a lather for at least 15 seconds... or more if needed (LOL) before you start washing yourself. You can apply the soap directly to your body or you can use a washcloth or loofah.CAN I EAT THIS? No, do not eat - we are food for the skin. External use only. If reaction occurs, discontinue use. For external use only - sorry hahaINGREDIENTS Aqua, glycerine (from canola), Sodium cocoate, (soap from coconut) sorbitol (a sugar alcohol), sodium stearate (from canola), cocoamidopropyl betaine (coco betaine from coconut), sodium chloride (salt) sodium citrate (salts of citric acid), Cocos nucifera (coconut oil) polyglyceryl-4 oleate (from sunflower and canola oils, trisodium sulfosuccinate, citric acid.
$16.95
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I want that Pussy - Large - 300 grams
Say it with a candle - If this candle is lit, I want that Pussy Which means it's time to light up your "I Want pussy" candle, enjoy the beautiful scent and know that its game on. Highly scented Handpoured Highly scented Up to 60 hours burning time Give it to someone you love, like yourself. Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured.
$29.95
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I want that D#ck - Large - 300 grams
Say it with a candle - If this candle is lit, I want the D#ck Which means it's time to light up your "I Want D#ck" candle, enjoy the beautiful scent and know that its game on. Highly scented Handpoured Highly scented Up to 80 hours burning time Give it to someone you love, like yourself. Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured.
$29.95
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My Last F#ck - Large - 300 grams
“My very last f^ck. Oh look it's on fire” Crafted with a beautiful aroma to ignite your senses and add an instant boost to the atmosphere in any space. Our hand poured single wick candle makes for the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one! Glass colour, shape and scent are randomly picked based on what we have available. Approx 9cm. Mel's Melting Moments Soy Candle much loved Large Cambridge glass jar is highly scented and is hand poured on the Far North Coast in NSW.
$29.95
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